(Note: Sung to the tune of Tangled's "Mother Knows Best")

Sung by Pinkie Pie

Trixie, some years prior, had arrived in Ponyville for a magic show, but soon got upstaged by Twilight after she successfully fended off an Ursa Minor when Trixie couldn't.

Bent on revenge, she saved up enough money making ends meet on a rock farm, and purchased a forbidden object known as the Alicorn Amulet, and went back to Ponyville.

Pinkie said that she was lucky the rock farm even hired her, and in response, Trixie erased her mouth so she couldn't talk...also wiping her nostrils away as well.

Silver lining? Pinkie broke the world record for holding her breath the longest!

For two days I just had to hold my breath in
I couldn't eat cupcakes or even sneeze
Even though my vocal chords were working
Trixie wiped the smile off my face with ease!
That's right! Couldn't belch or yodel, or...

Sing or eat or whistle or blow raspberries
Be swallowed by the black embrace of death
Soon, but not yet
Twilight would win the bet
Holding my breath

Holding my breath
It was rather painful
At least I beat Sweetie Belle
Holding my breath
Really rather strain-ful
If you've tried it you can tell

Two days, four
Hours, eighteen minutes
Thirty six seconds: the time!
Beat her score
Of only six minutes
And didn't even need medical attention!

Meanie Pants
Takes away my nostrils
And my mouth with all the rest
Confrontation
Asphyxiation
Holding my breath

I could have kept on going on for longer
But when Twilight just gave me back my snout
I just wanted to eat and come back stronger
I only realized this right now:

I'm Equestria's breath-holding champion
A record from an awful mess!
My blocked lungs, and
One-pony band
Holding my breath

Holding my breath
Had to use my front legs
To billow air into the brass
And I used my hair
To turn the tuning pegs
To provide important gas

Managed to play
Ten different instruments
Without needing to use my mouth
For two days
I was in a predicament
I am the queen of multitasking!

And that was Season Three's
Fifth great Episode there
All I have is one request...
Don't forget it
You'll regret it
Holding my breath

Author's Note

As requested by Ugly-Duckling123. Seriously though, how did Pinkie BREATHE during that episode?