(Note: Sung to the tune of Frozen's "Love is an Open Door")

Sung by Applejack and Rainbow Dash

A large, pony shaped hole has been spotted in the middle of the door of Applejack's barn. At first, the Earth Pony suspected Rainbow Dash, judging by its shape, and...well, Rainbow's previous record of accidents when trick-flying, but the Pegasus was quick to rebuff her accusations...

Okay, can I speak in my defense?

If yah can, yeah.

First of all why would I fly so low down on the ground
Low enough to crash straight through this door?

Ah was gonna ask YOU that! ‘Cause like,
If yah look real closely, yah see what looks like wings
Or maybe it belongs to somepony else other than yours!

Look, AJ...
Rainbow Dash...

It can't be me...
I think I see...

It's clear to see what made this mess before
And crash through an old barn door!
Crash through an old barn door!
Crash through an old barn door!

I'll prove it!
Can yah?
Easy!
Show me!

Crash through an old barn door

The hole's the wrong shape...
What?

My wings aren't solid—
What's that mean?

Lemme finish what I say!
--enough to make a hole--

In the middle o' solid wood!
There, you see!
This damage proliferation
Can have but one explanation

This--
Was--
The work--
Of--

The CMC!

What the heck...
What the heck...

Could have caused all of this
To leave such wood splinters on the floor?

And crash through an old barn door!!
Crash through an old barn door!!
Have they recently borrowed a saw?

They did!
Really?!!
Last week!!!
Oh, crud!!!!

Crash through an old barn door...

Can ah just say, Applebloom's in fer a hidin' tonight.

I don't blame ya one bit, AJ! Sheesh, dude...

Author's Note

As requested by keam.