My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Peter Pan's "What Made the Red Man Red")

Sung by Princess Celestia

There have been many accounts of the history of Equestria, but a rather foggy area in this area is Princess Celestia's exact rise to power. Despite having the Princess herself governing the land, it is still not agreed upon as to how she rose to the throne. Particularly since conflicting accounts such as this one arise (this was a statement given to a witness from the princess herself. Its exact merits are still under scrutiny).

Why do you ask me, "Why?"
Why do you ask me, "Why?"
Once this pony didn't know
How to raise the sun or fly
But this pony, she sure learnt a lot
And it's all from asking, "Why?"

Edite, alvi apium
Edite, alvi apium
I'll tell you what it means
It means to be an alicorn
I ate a hive of bees

When did I first raise the sun?
When did I first raise the sun?
I'll clear it up once and for all;
I made it out of pie
Then roundhouse-kicked it in the face
To set it up in the sky

What made the head pony head?
What made the head pony head?
Let's go back a million years
To the first among my line
He fought some evil robot birds
And his people came out fine

You've got it from the princess
The story of our great win-cess
No matter what's been written or said
Now you know why this head pony's head!