(Note: Sung to the tune of 101 Dalmatians's "Cruella De Vil")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

Ms. Harshwhinny is the inspector for the Equestria Games, and is all about standards. Always.

So of course it would be inevitable that the pony with generally very low standards in appearance like Rainbow Dash would clash. At least Dash has the performance levels for her team set as high as Ms. Harshwhinny's, so there's at least one thing in common.

Ol' Ms. Harshwhinny
That Ms. Harshwhinny
If there is a problem, I betcha she'll see
From one to ten, she'd rate you as a three
Judge harshly, Ol' Ms. Harshwhinny

The curl of her lips
The ice in her stare
Equestria Games staff should really take care
To meet her standards and go escape free
Finicky, Ol' Ms. Harshwhinny

At first you think Harshwhinny is a demon
But maybe there's a heart beneath the stone
I mean, she did help Spike
Light the torch and the like
But still with her, don't go on in alone!

Professionalism
Is hard to maintain
She sets bars high and don't take them down again
I'd rather it were somepony but me
I have to face Ms. Harshwhinny

Author's Note

As requested by BrownDog77