(Note: Sung to the tune to Aladdin And The King Of Thieves's "Father And Son")

Sung by Fluttershy

It's Angel Bunny's bath night! And as you would probably expect from any young critter, he absolutely hates it with a burning passion. But, well, sometimes we have to makes folks do what they hate for their own good.

Angel, come out from behind the sofa
Put the pan you're wielding down!
You've been outside getting mucky
Rid your face of that grumpy frown!

Don't make me use The Stare
Just come quietly,
Washing grime off and all the mud
Wash the fur right out
Leave you clean and stout
Together with lather and suds!

Fill the tub right up
And the shampoo cup
Grab the scrubbing brush
Anticipating escapes and a rush
But I've locked the door
Can't escape no more
Til he's totally clean
I'm a lean green washing machine
(I'd use the word mean, but I really don't think
I ever want to be like that...)

I've made sure the temperature's okay
You know that it would be wise
If you didn't struggle and just sit still
Soap wouldn't get in your eyes!

Oh, they way you act
You'd think that I'm out
To steal your soul or blood
But I want nothing more,
Than to wash your fur
Together with lather and suds!

May be a bumpy ride
Must make sure to get both sides
You can't escaped, and I know you've tried
Just keep right still,
I'm almost done!

Now I just rinse off the foam there
There we go! Now you're squeaky clean!
We've been through this hundreds of times
Nothing bad's happened, so it seems!

I'll go fetch the towel
Then you can leave
And I'll just mop up the flood
Bath-time's always a hassle
Together (together, together, together) with lather and suds!

Author's Note

As requested by Ugly-Duckling123