(Note: Sung to the tune of Pinocchio's "When You Wish Upon A Star")

Sung by Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie was walking away from Pony Joe's, holding an ice-cream bar in her hoof, when, just as she was heading back to the station to get back to Ponyville, one of those "Canterlot Snobs" as Rainbow Dash put it, knocked into Pinkie, made her drop her ice-cream bar, and stomped on it, not even apologising to Pinkie as he was hurrying off.

It.

Was.

ON.

When you squish my ice-cream bar
Makes no difference who you are
A big world of massive pain
Will come to you

Watch me plot and watch me scheme
No revenge is too extreme
When you squish my ice-cream bar
Your life is through

Fate ain’t kind
You’re now at war with me
Snobby-flank Vs. Pinkie
I will get even

Like a bolt out of the blue
I’ll hunt you down and find you
When you squish my ice-cream bar
I am your doom

Author's Note

If I had a wish, I'd want more people to know that this exists so they can throw tiles at me...

Or a Rainbow Dash solo song not made by the writers of MLP.