(Note: Sung to the tune of Frozen's "For The First Time Since Forever")

Sung by Scootaloo and Applebloom

Applebloom and Sweetie Belle hadn't seen Scootaloo all of the afternoon after school. At first, they thought she might have been fillynapped, but the truth was something a little more embarrassing.

She was...trying out a tricky new stunt on her scooter and crashed into a heather bush, and couldn't get back out.

It was surprisingly comfortable. Quite possibly the most pleasant crash ever had on a scooter, honestly.

I crashed my scooter straight through the fence!
I didn't know I’d get my comeuppance!
And I think I scuffed my scooter’s paint job...

I think I’ve fallen and can’t get up
I’m totally legless like a newborn pup
And I smell pollen upon the handle-knob!

This couldn’t get any more awkward
It's just totally strange
I think that this trick’s a bit out my range…

Cause it’s the first time in the heather
You know I’m stuck in the hedge!
For the first time, in the heather
My feelings would be on edge...
If this plant just didn’t smell so lovely
Sheesh, I really am going mad!
Cause for the first time in the heather
It’s not, like, too bad…

Don’t think that little stunt went right… (gasp)
Don’t mind me, I’m... alright!

It’s actually really quite comfy
Lying in the bush, believe you me
The picture of serenity and calm...

Ooh! I suddenly saw a centipede
Crawling by my face among the weed
I’m fine, it’s not like heather does you harm!

But I hope somepony rescues me soon
I have to sleep, you know
I just can’t spend the night stuck like so!

For the first time in the heather
It’s quite comfy, but I’ll say
For the first time in the heather
I’d like to be rescued anyway...
And I know it's totally crazy
Being trapped inside a plant...
But for the first time in the heather
Not in the mood to rant!

Where’s Scootaloo?
Where could she be?
Askin’ round town
Where she was last seen
Ah hope that she’s
Alright and well...
Cos with these things
Ya really just can’t tell

Hope it's only for today
It's only for today!
It's agony to wait
It's agony to wait!
Hope the Crusaders aren't...too late!
Too late!

For the first time in the heather (Where’s Scootaloo? Where could she be?)
The crash was somehow relaxing! (Askin' round town where she was last seen)
All things considered, could be worse (Ah hope)
In case you were asking! (Ah hope that she's alright and well!)
But I hope I'm found tomorrow
Or perhaps I'm found today!
But for the first time in the heather...
For the first time in the heather
Nothing bad to say! Oh!

Author's Note

As requested by pinkiedash100