(Note: Sung to the tune of The Hunchback Of Notre Dame's "A Guy Like You")

Sung by Soarin'

Pies are the best foodstuffs ever invented by mortal hooves, or so Soarin' member of the Wonderbolts, believes.

It's a good thing his job works off all those calories, or Soarin' would be in trouble. Especially since even an ordinary Pegasus needs to watch their weight to even fly.

Cloudsdale, the city of flyers is hopping this evening
As I sit here with my pastry crust...I feel the "l'amour"
Somewhere out there in the sky
I'm not in for something fried
And I know this lunchtime I
Am hungry for

A pie like you
I've never known, pal
A pie like you...yes, I know I eat them every day
You've got a crust
That's all your own, pal
Could there be two like you? No way!

Those other pies
That I could chow down
All bring a certain pleasure in my view
It's a surprise
From this here cloud town
You bring flavour! I will savour a pie like you

A pie like you
Gets extra credit
Because it's true, your filling's sweet and savoury too
(It's Berry Bite)
You bite the crust
You don't forget it
Despite this, still this filling's new!

I have tried cake
But no, it falls short
Because I crave a meal more nourishing to chew
This task I take
Eat pies of all sorts
No question of, I know I love a pie like you!

Call it a pastry addiction
Celestia, I feel it
I want this pie, any moment
I'll leave crumbs on the floor
For
A pie so swell

A pie like you
With all your wonder
I crave your taste, so I won't waste a sec or two!
Your flaky crust just
Tears me asunder!
When I want nourishment
Don't need encouragement
I have discovered, guy
You're one heck of a pie
Who wouldn't love a pie like you?
You got a lot a cake has not
So I've gotta love a pie like...
...you!

Author's Note

As requested by Ugly-Duckling123.

Pie is better than cake.