My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Dumbo's "Roustabouts")

Sung by Trixie

Why doesn't Trixie trust wheels? Well, only Trixie really knows for sure, but she is prepared to vehemently argue against these round revolutionary contraptions until she's blue (er) in the face.

Down! With! Down! With! Down! With! Wheels!
They think they’re great because they’re round
The way they roll along the ground
Trixie would rather walk about!

Down! With! Down! With! Down! With! Wheels!
The moment when you lose control
Straight to your doom you have to roll
Trixie would rather walk about!

Down! With! Down! With! Down! With! Wheels!
You prop those things along the side
You never know when they may slide away
(Note when Trixie says, they come right off and roll away)
They’re injuries waiting to come
It’s no surprise they make me glum today
(Trixie would not pay, for disaster on the way)

Round disasters
Coming faster
Trixie feels she should make clear (Listen!)
Eighteen hundred
Wheel-based injuries
Every single year!

Sledges are the
Way to go farther
Lay them flat along the floor!
Naught to fall off
Get them all off
Don’t want any more

Down! With! Down! With! Down! With!
Down! With! Down! With! Down! With!
Down! With! Wheels!
If you would pull down to the bone
They’ll exercise your muscle tone
You know you’d rather walk about!

Point being made here,
Wheels ain’t safe here
They’d come off and fall on you!
They’re that risky
Don’t blame Trixie
If they take your leg off too!
Wheels stink! Wheels stink! Wheels stink! Wheels stink!