(Note: Sung to the tune of Home On The Range's "Little Patch Of Heaven")

Sung by Vinyl Scratch aka DJ Pon3

DJ Pon3 gets her fair share of interviews from the press. It comes with being a famous disc-jockey, after all.

Looking back, if you asked her, "What was the best question you ever got asked in an interview?" she would reply:

"Oh yeah. No doubt about it. I once got asked what my idea of heaven was. It ain't that hard, really."

I know a time
When I can mix
Tracks and the dubstep beats
Pull all the stops, all of the tricks.
Layin’ down the beats there
Down in the nightclubs,
Oh yeah, Vinyl Scratch’s heaven
Is more wubs.

But you know what I care
To hear right there?
Sapphire Shore’s tracks remixed-
Electric guitars blare.
Wanna party all night-
Bring the wubs on full,
Cos see, Vinyl Scratch’s heaven
Ain’t so dull.

If I had my way
I would say
Cider should not
Give me a headache,
Like lead, ache
So bad.
Cos I once I woke up in a tree
With just no memory
Yeah, I only want the fun times
Just to be had!

Octavia
Wub mania
Beet-oat-ven’s tunes, remixed and soon
Again, retrained-ier.
Cos maybe Tavi
Might just be impressed
…Least in Vinyl Scratch’s heaven
I’d be blessed…

And every gig
Would be big
All Sold Out.
Just me and the crowd
Feelin’ proud,
You bet.
And at Canterlot City
I won’t need security
Why, it's just as close to perfect
As you can get!

I know you’ll say,
It’s a long way,
But I’ll tell you that in my view
I’m quite close to that day!
I'm climbing the ladder
A great rising star
Cos Vinyl Scratch’s heaven
Ain’t that far...

Apart from the cider
Octavia too
I’d say Vinyl Scratch’s heaven
Will come true!

Author's Note

As requested by The Princess Rarity

It's a pity you can't smoothly incorporate WUBS in written lyrics...