My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of A Goofy Movie's "Eye To Eye")

Sung by Discorded Applejack

"When the truth makes your heat ache, sometimes a lie is easier to take."

Those were the words spoken by Discord as he changed Applejack from a mare who values honesty to a chronic liar.

It's probably not a good idea to look for answers from her during this time. Not until Twilight can hit Applejack with a memory spell and bring her back to normal.

Yeah-Yeah!
Yeah-Yeah!

Listen up real closely,
Ah won’t go repeat myself again...
Ah’ll get real homely,
And tell things to turn you on the head.

One in six ponies got abducted by aliens at some point. (Yeah!)
And if you cut a diamond dog in two, out comes coins!

Milk feels pain, clowns melt in the heat
Worms on toast is a savory treat.
Penguins just pretend they cannot fly,
Do Ah look like the sorta mare who’d go put lie on lie?

You ever been out and seen a slug?
They’re snails ‘fore they got stolen from
And did you know that ladybugs
Leave the biggest poops on the lawn?

Ponies wearing scarves are hiding that they don’t have necks. (Yeah!)
Short-sighted folks keep their faces warm with double-specs.
(During the winter weather!)

Rub two red-maned folks together, you can
Start up a fire if that is yer plan.
Applelooza is four by nine feet wide,
Do Ah look like the sorta mare who’d go put lie on lie?

(Yes, Ah wouldn’t put lie on lie.)
Wouldn’t put lie on…
(Ah ain’t the mare who’d go put on...)
Ah wouldn’t go put lie on lie
(Lie on lie)
A lie
Ah wouldn’t put lie on lie.
(Lie on lie)

If you're ever puzzled, then stop!
You don't have to be.
Applejack has all of the answers that you’ll ever need.
(Take a look inside and see.)
Yeaaaaah!

Can openers were made one hundred years
Before the can even made it here!
You can’t touch your face so don’t even try
Do Ah look like the sorta mare who’d go put lie on lie?

Putting on lie on…
Putting on lie on lie.
Ah wouldn’t put lie on lie, baby.
Ah wouldn’t put…
Ah wouldn’t put...
Lie on lie
Ah wouldn’t.
Ah wouldn’t, baby.
Wouldn’t put lie on…
Do Ah look like the sorta mare?
Hey, yeah.
Ah just ain’t, baby.
Ah wouldn’t put lie on lie.
No, Ah ain’t.
(C'mon, baby.)
Lie on lie
Lie on lie
Lie on lie
Lie on lie!
Yeaaaaaaaaah!