(Note: Sung to the tune of Aladdin II: The Return Of Jafar's "You're Only Second Rate")

Sung by Big Macintosh

It was supposed to be a peaceful day of work at the farm, until Granny Smith told Big Macintosh the gazebo needed repairing.

As unfortunate luck would have it, he was all out of nails, and he needed to go buy more. But standing between Lugnut's hardware store and the farm was the entirety of the Summer Wrap Up Festival...

Ah must admit
Ah’m out of nails
For gazebos
Ah need to go into town
To get some more
Now here's my chance
But unfortunately
Festival’s in swing
C'mon down
Go and shop for things

Cutie Mark Crusaders
With some fireworks
That looks awful dangerous
Out there, peril lurks
Ah'll set the record straight
AH DON’T WANNA DATE!
Ah cannot concentrate!

And a baker’s couple
Foist their kids on me
While they go deliver
Confectionary
Why’s it got to be me?
Come back with the cake!
Ah cannot concentrate!

Got roped in
Ah’m “nope”-in’
Ah’m quite busy
Trixie’s doing a puppet show
It’s quite the craze
You know at this rate that
Ah’ll never catch Lugnut
Wanna have some space
Ah’ll find a way to escape from this place

But before Ah head out
Someone’s cart made off
So Ah go get out
Stop to help their job
Sweet Celestia, Ah may
Miss him on the way!
Ah cannot concentrate!

Ah removed a splinter,
Won a horse shoe toss,
Made off like a sprinter
Drank cider like a boss
As distractions rate
It’s a real sorry state
Ah cannot concentrate!

Later on, Ah warn ya
D.T’s Advice Corner
Bulk Bicep’s Training Booth
And Ah partner with Princess Luna. “Forsooth!”

So we make the competition drop
Ah make my escape straight to the shop
What a sight that waits
Ah could up and faint
Lugnut’s hardware store
Ain’t looking so great
It’s burnt to the ground
It’s a sorry state
Ah couldn’t concentrate!

Author's Note

As requested by ShadowLDrago.

Based on the comics.