(Note: Sung to the tune of Tarzan's "Son Of Man")

Sung by Twilight Sparkle, Applejack and Rainbow Dash

With all of the Pinkie Pie clones running rampant all over town, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack and Rainbow Dash were at a loss as to how to separate the real Pinkie from her clones.

Twilight had a spell that could banish the clones back to where they came from, but since the spell didn't just work on clones, they ran the risk of banishing the real one by mistake.

It was then that the real Pinkie suggested a test that only the real one could pass. So the three began throwing ideas around for the most un-fun thing they could think of: whoever had the mind to be serious when it mattered was the real one.

Oh, we have to think of dull
And we have to think boring
To sort the real Pinkie from the clones
We could try manual labor;
Sweepin’ streets is pretty lame…
That wouldn’t work, they would ALL
Make the job into a game!

Dull and bland, what should we do?
What’s the dullest thing we’ve got?
It has to be serious too
Dull and bland, to find Pinkie or not

We could go to Applejack’s farm
And make them count the grass
What if they work together?
They might finish that real fast!

Dull and bland, what should we do?
What’s the dullest thing we’ve got?
It has to be serious too
Dull and bland, to find Pinkie or not

We could quiz them on somethin’
But they all share memories
They’d all give the same answers to us three
Oh, how about watching paint dry?
I like it! That’s not bad!
It involves just sitting REALLY still
The fakes would all go mad!

Dull and bland, we’ve got our test!
That’s the dullest thing we’ve got!
We’ll sort the real one from the rest
Dull and bland, to find Pinkie or not
Dull and bland
Dull and bland, we’ll give this thing a shot

Author's Note

As requested by LE_MALEM