(Note: Sung to the tune of High School Musical's "We're All In This Together")

Sung by Daisy, Rose, and Lilly Valley

They overreact to EVERYTHING and ANYTHING. Over one measly stranger, or pest problem, or potentially fatal disease epidemic. I mean, who panics about THAT nowadays?

The horror, the horror, the horror! Everyone
The horror, the horror! Let’s panic cos we’re done!
Together, we’re there for wrong reasons every time
Together, together, it’s horrible, that’s right!

Everypony, get to panic stations
We finally figured it out (yeah yeah)
We realize the ramifications
That's what it’s all about (yeah yeah)

Everypony remember Zecora
Sure, it was a false alarm (it was a false alarm)
But all the same
She could have been here for ya
What if she was out there to harm?

Appalled by this together
Oh, we know
That we should
Panic good
And we see that
Appalled by this together
Our advice?
Run away!
Or you’ll pay!
Or you’ll get what’s yours!

The horror, the horror, the horror! Everyone
The horror, the horror! Let’s panic cos we’re done!
Together, we’re there for wrong reasons every time
Together, together, it’s horrible, that’s right!

Do you all
Remember all the rabbits?
They stampeded straight through town (YEAH YEAH!)
Losing our heads became a habit
Come on! Scream and shout
We fall apart cos we're stuck together
In a mess, one and all

Appalled by this together
Oh, we know
That we should
Panic good
And we see that
Appalled by this together
Our advice?
Run away!
Or you’ll pay!
Or you’ll get what’s yours!

Appalled by this together
It’s been mad
Ever since
Our new princ-
ess came to town
Appalled by this together
What to do?
Lose your cool,
Like a fool
And we fall down

Oh sure, you may say
Why is Panic Stations still Plan A?
Well then, to stop fear,
You got a better idea?
That’s why we all say:
Hope the problem goes away
Barricade the front door
But wait! There’s more;
Lock the window too!

Appalled by this together
Oh, we know
That we should
Panic good
And we see that
Appalled by this together
Our advice?
Run away!
Or you’ll pay!
Or you’ll get what’s yours!

Appalled by this together
It’s been mad
Ever since
Our new princ-
ess came to town
Appalled by this together
What to do?
Lose your cool,
Like a fool
And we fall down

That’s why we all say:
Hope the problem goes away
Barricade the front door
Don’t go out anymore
Lock the window too!

Author's Note

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