(Note: Sung to the tune of Pocahontas's "Steady As The Beating Drum")

Sung by Spike

It's the Running of the Leaves competition! Of course, the highlight of the event is Rainbow Dash vs. Applejack, who are competing to see who's the better athlete. How many bits are YOU willing to gamble on in favour of one or the other?

Also, try not to listen to that one brown Earth Pony with an hourglass cutie mark who claims to know how it ends. "Spoilers!"

Roll up, roll up, come and place your bets
Step right up and place your bets

Roll up, roll up, come and place your bets
Step right up and place your bets

Ready all your betting sums
Applejack or Rainbow Dash?
Don't miss out on all the fun;
Two great rivals soon to clash!

Twenty bits on Flying Ace
Thirty more on Country Gal...
Who's the fave to win the race?
It's all down to two great pals!

Things just went out of control
Rivalry gone way too far
Upside's that I'm on a roll
Raking bits in by the jar

Runners coming, here they come
Ready all your betting sums
Mood's electric, roll the drums,
(Roll up, roll up, come and place your bets)
Ready all your betting sums

Roll up, roll up, come and place your bets
Step right up and place your bets

Author's Note

As requested by keam.

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