Ships and Boats, But Mostly Ships - Collab

"Applejack, I simply cannot stand that smell!" Rarity turned her back to the orange mare, and the cowgirl chuckled.

"Well, yer just gonna have ta deal with it. Ah don' know 'bout you, Rare, but Ah love the taste of Honeycrisp." Applejack flicked her wrist gently and the apple was released from her hoof and spun into the air. Gravity took control of the situation and returned it back to her.

"Applejack, don't do this."

Applejack raised her hoof to her mouth.

"You wouldn't dare!"

Applejack dared. She took a bite.

"NOOOO!" Rarity ran out of the room. The aroma followed. Screams were heard from across the Boutique.

Applejack casually finished her apple, and proceeded to Rarity's room.

When Applejack opened the door, she was afraid, confused, and slightly amused. Rarity was sporting full protective gear and held a threading needle in one hoof and a sewing machine in the other.

"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU RUFFIAN!" Rarity tensed.

"Rare, Ah--"

Applejack was bombarded by spools of thread.

"And THAT is why you and Rarity will NEVER work out as a couple!" Twilight finished, grabbing a few bits from her bag and tossing them over the counter to Applejack.

"Twi, you wouldn't know what a good relationship was if it hit ya in the face!" Applejack taunted, handing Twilight a red and yellow apple.

"Hey... what smells?"