a day in the life of an equestrian human

"Are we home yet ma?" Richard asked. "Shut up for a minute and it'll go faster" his father scolded from the drivers seat. As the black van hurtled down the dark highway the gas light turned on."gotta get gas red" Richards father playfully said his wife's pet name. As the van slowed down at an intersection the light turned from red to green. Richard's father accelerated to pass through the light. About halfway through the intersection Richard yelled "LOOK OUT!" as a white taurus slammed into the side of the van. The vehicles tumbled for what seemed like years until the van slowed to land on its roof. Richard tasted blood in his mouth as he slipped from reality. His last thought was about a show he had heard about called my little pony...