a day in the life of an equestrian human

CRACK!!! My head exploded in a volley of pain."what...hrrrng... the fuck?"I groaned. I looked up and saw a blur of orange and blue. A massive bolt of pain traveled up my spine and hit me like a sledge hammer and i passed out.

When i woke up i had a dull throbbing pain in my left temple and a crunching noise in my right ankle when i tried to move. My eyes hadn't focused yet so the room was a blur of colors with random sparkles here and there."Great, i cant move, cant see and i'm most likely in some fucked up place with technicolor beings." As i looked down i saw that same orange blob that had hit me in the head. the door opened and a white-ish blob walked in and stood beside me, i heard a humming noise and everything slowly came into focus. i  nearly passed out again, at the foot of my "stretcher" was a snoring...horse? To my left was a white horse(i'm guessing they're horses) with a red plus on it's ass. this was just freaking me out so i just stared at the ceiling trying to find a logical explanation for this, most of them turning up as me being crazy which wasn't that hard to believe now. The white horse walked out and a grey glow covered the door as it swung shut. I looked down at the horse by my feet, i don't know why but its soft whinnying coupled with the small drop of drool coming off of its lip was kinda cute. I shook my head, this was no time to be thinking about cute shit like that, i needed to get out of here and fast.

I managed to fall back asleep for a few hours. when i got up there was a plate of weird looking fries and a burger with a patty made out of hey chaff by the looks of the light dusting of hey around the plate. that's the final straw i'm outta here. after managing to sit upright in my "bed" i attempted to stand up, immediatly i was brought back from my false hope of escaping as my right ankle shifted and twisted inhumanly and made a sickly tearing noise as i fell. as soon as i hit the ground i saw a stream of crimson blood run down the floor towards my face as i passed out. the door was flung open just as i passed out for the second time that day.