a day in the life of an equestrian human

When i woke up i was in a purple room that seemed to pulse. Then i heard a mumbling sound outside of my "room", it sounded like a young female saying "the specimen has a flesh like substance covering its torso much like dragons have on their underbelly" then a young male voice spoke up and said "i do NOT have a soft under-he he he he he!" apparently the male is a dragon, JUST GREAT, on top of talking fucking horses there's also fire breathing dragons! the dragon kept laughing as the female started giggling too, i assumed that the female was tickling the dragon. then the two settled down and the female mumbled something that sounded like "and now the physical examination". That's when i realized that there where no doors to my prison, so how was she going to get in? The room suddenly turned transparent(i really should have expected that by now) and the dragon almost screamed out loud at the sight of me. The female voice was actually another one of those horses, she had purple fur, wide purple eyes and a bone popping out of her skull which i guessed was a horn(somehow i was right). The horse broke the silence by asking " CAN...YOU...UNDER...STAND...ME??" I don't know why but seeing as how I was this deep in the shit I just said "YEEEESSSS". Apparently she did not pick up on my sarcasm as she just sqeauled in delight or terror I couldnt tell but soon i found myself in a deep conversation with the "pony"(which apparently is their proper name). turns out that most ponies have two names much like humans first and middle names. This one was named Twilight Sparkle and the dragons name was Spike, after lecturing me on pony history she caught me staring at her butt, now i know what you're thinking and i wasn't staring at her plot i was amazed by the tattoo on her ass which in my world would be called a tramp stamp but in her world it was kind of a rite of passage. turns out its called a cutie mark which displays the ponies special talent which most likely is part of their career. after a few hours(i assume) of discussing various topics Spike came down the stairs and elbowed twilight and cleared his throat. she gasped and closed her eyes in concentation. then my bubble disappered and i fell to the floor in the most ungraceful way possible.