The human who unexpectedly went though a box to another dimension and got into ponyville

After landing in ponyville and crying for 2 hours ( because he lost the internet ) Bob said to him self "Now what am i gonna do in ponyville?"

"Um? excuse me? Sugar cube?" said a red-neck sounding pony ( what now apple fags? ) "What ar' you doin' 'ere?" she asked softly

"I Dont know" Bob said "I just jumped into a box and now im here"

"Oh my, you humans are mighty stupid, more than my sister,"

"What did you say sis?" applebloom asked.

"go away" applejack said

"But wh-" applebloom questioned before applejack interupted

"GO AWAY YOU RED NECK" Apple jack said

Applebloom walked away as he threw her hoof up (LOL PONY SWEARING) Applejack looked towards the human "Dont worry every cloud has a silver lining and there is no use crying over spilt milk," (That's twice in a row, had enough of the clichés? too bad) "What's yer name sugar cube?"

"Um, - Crap what do i say? Bob is the worst name ever and she would laugh at me if I said bob-"

"What's takin' yer so long? it's jus' a damn name partner, my Celestia."

"Um, My name is uh, Jimmy uh sah, uh ville! Yeah! Jimmy saville...-oh crap-" Bob or jimmy now, said to applejack

"That's a weird name, kinda reminds me of flim and flem or whatever their names are" Applejack started talking to herself about something about flim and flam. "Anyway lets go to twilight the snobby princess and see if we can fix this weird thing" so they did

Meanwhile at twilights house, or tree, who lives in a tree anyway?

"So, Jim? you just hopped into a box not thinking about a thing?" twilicorn asked. Jimmy nodded "Well im not sure if we can get you back for quite some time but while your here can you empty your pockets?" she did not accept an answer so jim did

There was a pen some gum and a Ipod. "What is this?" she asked before playing the music that was currently on it.

"it's an ipod it plays music,"

"Ooh! i could really use some music now" she said bevfore pressing play

"NO DONT PRES-"

CALL 911 NOA BOOWW OWW (WAH AH AH WAH AH AH YEEEOOOOOWWWW) BOW WOW ( AHAH WAAH AH AH WAAAAAAAAAH WOOOOW AH AH HAH HA HAH AHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAH YEEEEEOOOOWWWW AH WA WA WA) BASS DROP EW YA EH OH BOOWW OWW (WAH AH AH WAH AH AH YEEEOOOOOWWWW) BOW WOW ( AHAH WAAH AH AH WAAAAAAAAAH WOOOOW AH AH HAH- (That was first of the year by skrillex BTW) "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HUMANS LISTEN TO?"

"I don't know that sounded sweet to me" Said Dj-Pon3 (or vinyl scratch)

"You would wouldn't you?" said the princess

"hey, human? Would you like to help me with my music? You seem to have great taste in music"

"TASTE?" Shouted twilight

"Sure, my name's jim"

"Vinyl.. or DJ-PON3" She said while shaking hands... or hoof. After doing so they left the tree by the massive hole in the wall caused by the awesome music being at 1337% volume ( yea i said 1337, what now MLG players?)