The human who unexpectedly went though a box to another dimension and got into ponyville

It was a bright and sunny day, the birds were singing, but there HAD to be someone locked inside their house doing random crap while having a dead end job working at the local sh- Dammit I got carried away, I always do that, I mean i talk about one thing and... FU- Anyway the human was trolling on forum posts saying stuff like twilicorn is best pony (this was when twilicorn first came a alicorn after that crappy high school musical thing) and the people got very angry and IP banned him.

"WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DID I GET IP BANNED I WASN'T DOING ANYTH- oh... right"

Shouted the hu- what should i call him? Damn i need to start thinking about what im gonna write before i do anything and not just start straight away... Anyway lets call him... BOB!

Bob sighed

"Now what am i going to do?" he said while looking outside, at the, beautiful, green grass and hot sun... "Ah hell no I 'aint going outside" So he went on his MexBox360 and played Zalo ( i would say the names but im worried that some wierdo would come and kill me for copyright reasons ) But he found out he was also IP Banned for trolling because everyone on his friends list ( and that's like... seven ) reported him. "GOD DAMMIT" Bob exclaimed "IM NOT GOING OUTSIDE, I'LL READ A BOOK IF I HAD TO" so he went out his mom's basement... did i mention that he was a neck-beard brony who lives in his mom's basement? Anyway he went into his mom's room, ignored the mail man and got 50 shades of grey and went into the basement again.

After reading three pages he thought 'Ew' so he went outside and accepted his fate... SHIT I SAID THE ACTUAL BOOK (This may be the last time you hear from me :-( )

When he went outside he found a box... a strange box... because it was not destroyed in anyway, so Bob looked inside it ( and no it wasn't a filly rainbow dash god dammit ) there was a portal so Bob hopped in not caring he may die or lose his family who didn't care about him...

After 15 minutes of having what seemed like a bad trip ( nudge nudge ) he landed in.....................................................................................................................( Psst, take a guess )...................................................................................Ponyville!

"AW FOR FUCK SAKES" Bob shouted