Name's Silver Boulder.

I used to live back on the rock farm with all my sisters and my parents. Pinkie had always been telling me that Ponyville was a, and I quote, "Super-de-duper, awesome, never-ending town of fun", but I wasn't entirely sure. But when I heard about Maud's trip to visit Pinkie Pie over in Ponyville, I decided to move there…

Turns out the place is overrun with mares.

And of course, NOPONY bothered to tell me any of that, noooo, why should they?

Why should I, a pony that has severely overactive pheromones, be informed of something like that so I could possibly avoid getting raped in the near future?

Thanks a lot Pinkie.