The return of the fellowship of the two towers.... thing.

The Fellowship Of Discord

Inside the golden oakenwood library...

The three cutie mark crusaders called, Scootaloo, Applebloom and Sweetiebelle had a very boring day and needed something to read. They had been searching through the library the whole day in search of a promising book they hadn't read already, maybe they'll have their cutiemark in reading they thought.

"This ain't going to work..." Scootaloo finally said, throwing a book away somewhere as she did not really care.

"Don't be so negative Scootaloo, there must be atleast one interesting book in this library... we could always ask Twilight for help!" Sweetiebelle said while bouncing around.

The purple, green scaled dragon entered the room and the first thing he saw was a bunch of books laying around everywhere. Making his cartoonic slapstick grumpy face as he sighed and walked up to the three filly's.

"You do know that i do all the cleaning in this... tree, right?" He said and crossed his arms in a very disappointed way.

"Mhm... oh hey Applebloom! This looks a bit interesting, Game Of The Felloship Of The Elder Scrolls!" Scootaloo said, totally ignoring Spike as she grabs the book with her two front hooves and gallops over to Applebloom.

"Oh yeah! Ah think that one would be great! It looks so professional on the cover atleast!" Applebloom said and grasped the book and checked it's cover and backside.

"Then let's go!" Sweetiebelle said in her typical squeaky happy voice.

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS BOOKWORMS! YAY!" The three said in unison before dashing out of the library.

Spike only sighed and facepalmed before picking up the nearest books and put them in their respective place.

A few weeks and drinks later...

Sweetie Belle sat in the boutique and was eagerly watching her sister working on a dress for her to play in, she was going to be an unicorn pony-elf of the Everfree Forest, atleast that's what she wished to be. She was going to meet with her friends in the clubhouse near the sweet apple acres which was now the kingdom of the pony-elves. Diamond Tiara and Silverspoon rules the kingdom of Coltdor (Absolutely not Gondor...) and was a sworn enemy of the pony-elves.

She was now getting impatient and was about to ask Rarity "when is it done?" a thousand times until it is but then Rarity turned around and lifted it in the air with her magic and showed it off. It was a dress made out of green silk and had a few sparkling and golden effects on it. Sweetie Belle couldn't be happier. She took it greedily without saying thanks and left through the door.

Sweetie Belle put the dress on while galloping over to Sweet Apple Acres. But as she was about to take a turn to the left in the middle of the streets in ponyville, she meet the cold and deadly eyes of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.

"Ah Celestiah... look at your dress! You totally belong with us, the rich and mighty ponies... not some twerps as the pony-elves." Diamond Tiara said and grinned at Sweetie Belle, while starting to circle her as a shark.

"Yeah, you totally just need to come to us... we have like the best army and lemonade evah!" Silver Spoon whispered into Sweetie Belle's ear teasingly.

"Sorry girls, i'd never disappoint my friends, i'm not changing sides... especially now when i have this beatiful dress! Isn't it "dazzling?". " Sweetie Belle answered and showed up her sparkling effects, making the two filly's blind before trying to gallop away.

Arriving at the farm, Sweetie Belle quickly made her way to the clubhouse and opened the door to the inside.

"Ah, we have been expecting your arrival, Princess Sweeta Bellia Darkwood." Scootaloo said, trying not to burst into laughter as she sat on the wooden chair that was painted gold.

Sweetie Belle didn't answer and looked on how many there was outside and inside the clubhouse, she didn't expect so many to be playing this game.

"As you may know, the ponies of Coltdor is increasing their quantity of forces... i believe we are on the brink of a full scale war here. We have gathered assistance from the forces of Cloudas Tirith. The pegasi there are ready to come and aid us whenever we need it." Scootaloo said and walked over to a window and looked over the garden they had made, mostly paper tree's though.

"Princess Sweeta Bellia Darkwood, we need you to go and deliver this message to Prince Pippy Squeak. Tell him as a side not that he must do anything prince-like to stay in that rank too, i don't like when people abuse important titles." Applebloom said and handed over a letter and hung it with a string around Sweetie's horn.

"As you wish... uh? What is your name in this g-" Sweetie tried to say but was cut off by Applebloom's hoof to her mouth.

"Queen Apple Serenity. Now go my child, call prince Pippy Squeak here." Applebloom said and gave Sweetie Belle an easy push out the door.

Sweetie Belle quickly bounced away and into the streets of Ponyville again, she arrived at Pipsqueak's house and knocked on the door three times but nobody answered. She suddenly heard a familiar scream from behind and she turned around, only to meet the sight of two colt's with tree swords in their mouth and with rugged clothes supposed to look like soldier armor trying to spar with Pipsqueak. She quickly ran over and used her horn to shoot a weak spell against them. They laid down on the ground and played dead.

"Thank you Princess Sweeta Bellia Darkwood! I would have been leftovers for Princess Diamond Fabulous-tiara and Princes Silver Fabulous-spoon. If it weren't for your timely arrival. " Pipsqueak said in his usual merry and innocent voice.

"Oh well, the queen of the pony-elves request your presence Prince Pippy Squeak... that sounds ridiculous, how are you prince now again?" Sweetie Belle said, quirking an eyebrow.

"I am the offspring of Queen Apple Serenity, so i automatically gained the rank prince." Pipsqueak answered and then took the message and read it, before walking off to sweet apple acres.

"Sure has been a busy day, i better get home and hit the hay before Rarity get's worried about me. This dressed is also quite bruised." Sweetie Belle said as she started to walk slowly home towards the boutique. When she entered it no whining or crying could be heard so she assumed she wasn't home right now. Sweetie went up to the room she usually slept in when she visited her sister. She quickly jumped into her bed and dozed off directly.

A few hours later she woke up by the sound of a window breaking, it was the window in the room she was sleeping in that broke, inside laid a rock with a message attached to it. She went over and unwrapped it with her magic and held it infront of her face as she read it.

Princess, the forces of Coltdor was today seen marching towards the pony-elf kingdom, the battle is upon us, make your way to our kingdom with haste! Yours truly, Queen Sacred Scooter and Queen Apple Serenity

"OH no! But it's in the middle of the night!" Sweetie Belle said to herself as she walked back and forth inside the room, before opening her door and going outside.

The streets of Ponyville were scary at nights, they only thing that could be heard were either snoring or Pinkie Pie's orgies and normal parties. Sweetie suddenly stopped strotting as she heard a hissing sound coming from one of the alleys. Sweetie Belle went over there and found a kind of purple liquid all over the ground near a trash can, there was a changeling sitting right in the middle of it, the changeling quickly rose to it's hooves as it saw Sweetie Belle. She took up her pony-elven blade with her magic and pointed it against the changeling while imagining epic music to her in the background.

The Changeling began attacking as it dashed forward but Sweetie used her blade to block herself. She then ran forward and made a heavy slash against the changeling with her tree pony-elvish blade, making the changeling start to leak some of that blue goo from a wound again. The changeling stopped fighting and fell to the ground, whimpering.

The changeling transformed into the blue goo and then transformed into a colt, he had a white coat and his mane and tail were a slight lavender purple.

"Please, don't hurt me... i just escaped from the... preciousssss." The colt said and backed into a corner in the alley.

"What's the precious?" Sweetie Belle answered and quirked her eyebrows.

"The scroll... the scroll displaying the most precious ring one will ever find, the scroll of unlimited power!" The colt answered and let his head hang.

"Okay, i better head off to help my friends, they'll probably be mad at me for coming late." Sweetie said as she backed away from the alley.

"I'll come with you! The preciousssess will drive me insane if i am alone..." The colt said and tried to keep up with Sweetie Belle's galloping.

Sweetie Belle never answered and only kept galloping before she arrived at the sweet apple acres, which stood in flames. She saw the whole acres being filled with the forces of Coltdor. She found an opening and ran over to the clubhouse and entered it. Scootaloo and Applebloom where inside and watching out the same window along with some other ponies.

"This is not going to end well... but today we fight for our freedom and let's show these ponies how pony-elves do it!" Scootaloo said and turned around, grabbing the nearest bow and walking out of the clubhouse.

Applebloom quickly followed as she grabbed her pony-elvish blade. Pipsqueak and some other ponies who were often in the background followed with their own weapons, Sweetie Belle and the changeling also followed. When they came out a bunch of the Coltdor forces made way for the fat princessses sitting on a pink throne.

"Ah Celestiah, don't i look fab on this throne don't you think?" Diamond Tiara said, grinning as she cilmbs down from her super fabolous throne.

"You're taking the cutesy thing of a princess too far Slimy Tiara..." Scootaloo said and made an angry sigh.

"Well, i've got the troops of Manehatten and the cool kids of Ponyville, Queen I Can't Fly." Diamond Tiara said and gave her an evil-ish smirk.

"Maybe you should get some ears so you could hear me when i shout ATTACK! SHOW THE PONIES OF COLTDOR HOW WE PONY-ELVES DO IT!" Scootaloo shouted as all the pony-elves fired their bows. Even though they weren't as many as the Coltdor forces

The arrows rained down against the opposite army and hit many, the Coltdor forces who were hit had to fall to the ground and pretend to die, or else they would break the rules of the game of course. Only half of the army was left after the arrow shower and all the pony-elves took out their blades and took a defensive stance as they prepared for attack. The Coltdor forces came in waves, heavier assaults for each wave. The pony-elven warriors still survived to the last pony though, with only three casualties.

"HA! In your proud unicorn face Slimy Tiara!" Scootaloo said as she made a victory dance next to Diamond Tiara's body.

"Now the scroll is secure again, it will take time for those Coltdor ponies to recover which will give us time to build up our forces." Applebloom said and took out a golden scroll from her pocket.

"PRECIOUSS!" The changeling said before jumping Applebloom and grabbing the scroll and just simply rolling on the floor hugging it.

"Sweet Celestia!" Applebloom shouted as she laid down at the side and quite shocked.

"'EY! What is goin' on here? Ya'll burned down our farm and now you're all dressed up in some hooky pooky stuff! I've had it Applebloom! You're goin' straight into the house and explain yourself gal!" Applejack shouted, clearly quite upset and full with rage.

"Myyyy prrrreciousss." Was the only thing that was heard through the silence, everybody found their eyes looking at the little colt hugging and carressing the golden scroll.

"Is that little fellah been eating Pinkie Pie's cupcakes or something, he seems a bit out of himself..." Applejack said with a now calmed down voice as she gently walked over to the changeling.

"It's my own.... my preciousss." The colt only said and was about to open the scroll before Applejack took it out of his hooves.

"What's this thing supposed to be, Sweetie Belle, did your sister do this or somethin'. It looks like something she would make." Applejack said and unwrapped the scroll, her eyes glassed over as her mouth started to hang open.

"Uh, you alright sis?" Applebloom said, cutting off Sweetie Belle's attempt at answering the question Applejack asked.

No answer came from Applejack who continued to look into it with a dull stare and a hanging, drooling mouth. She then accidently dropped it and it automatically wrapped itself into a scroll again.

"Ultimate power... my preciousss..." Applejack said as her coat. mane and tail all turned into a deep colour of grey.

"Uh Applejack... it's just a game. Don't make yourself embarrasing now..." Scootaloo said and walked over to pick up the scroll.

"The precious flaming eyes... Canterlot..." Applejack said, still standing still as Scootaloo took the scroll away infront of her.

"I think this scroll might be working anyways... thanks for having such a professional sister Sweetie Belle" Applebloom said as she gave Sweetie Belle a menacing stare.

"Oh yeah? My sister didn't get turned into a mindless pony when she made it atleast!" Sweetie Belle said and made a grumpy frown.

"Calm down you two, i think we better ask Twilight for guidance, she knows how to solve every situation." Scootaloo said and walked over to the two filly's.

"You're just jealous because you don't have a sister, Scootie!" Applebloom said and added a teasing tone on the last word.

"Gahahahahaha! This is hilarious! Just like my first time trying to wreak chaos you three are the ones that begin fueling it. You three just can't stop fighting over nothing it seems." A familiar Draconequus said.

"Huh? Discord?" Sweetie Belle said as she turned around.

Suddenly chocolate began raining and the fires stopped spreading over the acres, a while after every crop became popcorn and the trees began falling as the apples became too heavy and big.

"Oh no... we have to get to Twilight, quickly." Scootaloo said as she hopped onto her scooter.

"But she's in Canterlot to meet with the princess, remember?!" Applebloom said as she tried to push Scootaloo off from her scooter.

"Exactly my little filly's, i saw you playing this game near fluttershy's cottage and i got interested. Then i read the book you base all this after and now i'm interested as well, though i get to be the main villain! Muhahaha!" Discord said as he appeared right behind the dazed Applejack.

"So you made the scroll working as the one in the book? This is bad." Sweetie Belle said and looked over to the draconequus.

"Yes and i turned Canterlot into Minas Horseshoe, where the dark lord, which is me. Rises and tries to take over the world and enslave everypony in it! But instead i thought i would have my ordinary power of chaos as my weapon instead. The book villain is so... harmless and boring." Discord said as he snapped his fingers and disappeared from sight.

"Reading the scroll for the one ready for it's power makes the reader invisible, but not of the forces of evil as me as we can sense the power of chaos. There are some rules that i will give you via another scroll. Good luck!" Discord continued, his voice echoing through the now chaos filled farm.

A scroll appeared then out of thin air and landed ontop of Sweetie Belles horn. She took it off and unwrapped the scroll as she read it.

Dear ponies and pony-elves of Middle Equestria, the war is upon us and there are some rules i have for you. Rule number one: You must always stay in character. Rule number two: If you die now, you die until the game is over unless you find a pony-elf mage or something. Rule number three: You must make your way to Minas Horseshoe and throw the scroll down in the hole to the old abandoned mines which are now filled with the magma of pure evil, before i take over the world, or else everyone loses the game. Good luck everypony!

"Uh, okay. Everyone read this and i'll begin planning..." Sweetie Belle said and handed it over to Applebloom as she then turned around and walked over to the changeling.

"So i guess you're like the character Pegollum, a former pegasi that was corrupted by the scroll, am i right?" Sweetie Belle said as she looked at the changeling.

"Yes yes, that's what precious tells me..." The changeling said as he stood up.

"According to the book you're supposed to meet us later in the story so... you better run ahead." Sweetie Belle said and gave the changeling an easy push.

"Fellow pony-elves! We better call the ponies of Coltdor to a meeting. We must form a fellowship before we set off to Minas Horseshoe! We have to dispose of this cursed scroll... to save our people! To save middle Equestria!" Sweetie continued as she turned around and took a brave stance to look epic, even though she didn't look as cool as she hoped she would.

"YEEEEEEEAAH!" Bulk Biceps shouted, appearing out of nowhere.

A silence broke out as Scootaloo put her hoof to her face as she facepalmed.

"What in the whole Nightmare Moon saga are you doing here Bulk Biceps?" Scootaloo said, walking over to the white pegasi.

"Uh... SORRYH!" Bulk Biceps said as he stepped away awkwardly.

"How does it come he always shows up when we say something epic and inspiring?" Applebloom said, making a confused face.

"Don't ask me, i'm not the bearer of logic, NOW! On to serious matters, Sweeta Bellia Darkwood, travel with Prince Pippy to the house of Coltdor." Scootaloo said and closed in on Sweetie Belle.

"I'll travel there with haste my queen..." Sweetie Belle said as she bowed.

"I trust you with every inch of my body, except my hoof, because it's my hoof. Don't let the taunting magic of Princess Slimy Tiara get the best of you Sweeta Bellia, or we may never live happily ever again." Scootaloo continued as she turned around and walked away.

"Oi, thy prince is at your command princess, shall we go?" Pipsqueak said behind her back, almost scaring her.

Sweetie Belle nodded and they started galloping as fast as they could.

Meanwhile, inside the town's hall.

"We can't let this continue! Our kids are dressing up in weird dresses and playing games where they get seriously injured!" A random pony said in the crowd.

"My little filly is a "princess" and the leader of the Coltdor ponies, she constantly talks about how fabulous she is and i am starting to worry if she really is fabulous and if i'm just blind!" The familiar rich pony said.

Everybody inside the town hall silenced and some awkward coughs could be heard, everyone staring at FIlthy Rich.

"What? Did i say something unappropriate?" Filthy Rich said to the crowd.

"No, you're completely right actually, My little colt came home today with bruised coat and all that, said he was doing the honour of the fabulous princess of Coltdor. This has gone long enough." Another random mare in the crowd said.

"I've heard they got the inspiration from a book... " Another mare said.

"Yeah! It's time we put an end to this before they follow the book and do something crazy as thinking Canterlot i-" The stallion couldn't say anything before the ground started shaking and sounds of galloping hooves were heard.

"TO THE HOUSE OF COLTDOR! MAKE HASTE! DON'T SLOW DOWN, IF YOU'RE TIRED JUST KEEP GOING!" The leader of the pack shouted, everyone inside the town hall looked outside one of the windows, everypony gasped as they looked at the scene as a mare came up, quite "big boned"  and a red mane and tail. She had like an afro as mane and her tail was a bit weird looking too. Her coat was a yellow kind of pink.

"We must stop our children! They are on their way to terrorise Filthy Rich's mansion just as they did with the sweet apple acres! We must stop them before it's too late!" The mare shouted as she held her hooves up high, every adult pony opening the door and galloping out as they went to chase the young ones.

In an isolated part of the town... two small ponies were on their way to the house of Coltdor on a peaceful task to get them to meet up with the pony-elves, little did they know that the adult ponies of this town was now trying to capture the small filly's and make them stop playing this ridiculous game...

"I think i can see the fabulous one's tower from here! We must be getting closer." Pipsqueak said as he started to walk a bit faster.

A weird noise was heard, a loud shriek of some kinds. Sweetie Belle was about to say something but instead pushed Pipsqueak to one of the alleys and jumped into a trash can. A little moment passed and soon Sweetie Belle heard hoofsteps. They were getting closer and closer. Soon she could hear somepony sniffing nearby, as a diamond dog searching for diamonds. It was deadly close to the trash can but then left, Sweetie Belle stepped out of it and somehow it was already dark outside.

"Pippin, you there?" Sweetie Belle whispered casually, before getting ambushed by what looked like Lyra, she took her pony-elven blade and hit the mare in sheer fright, Lyra fell down to the ground, presumely dead.

"Oi, what in the whole Celestic sun was wrong with her, Sweeta Bellia?" Pipsqueak answered.

"I don't know, but we better get moving before we stumble across more of the adult ponies..." Sweetie Belle said as she led Pip out of the alley and into the streets again. The usual snoring could be heard from every house.

They finally reached Filthy Rich's mansion, the front gates were locked and nobody was outside. Sweetie Belle turned around and locked at the city clock.

"Oh, 2 AM, how did we be out here so long?" Sweetie Belle said as she looked at Pipsqueak.

"I don't know... maybe we hid in those trash cans for too long." Pipsqueak answered as he climbed over the fence and onto the other side, he then threw down a rope ladder for Sweetie Belle.

She climbed up and then jumped down from the fence into the bushes, they then moved to the door and opened it. Lucky enough it was not locked and they moved into the pitch black house. A scary tension rose as the sounds of bats and other stuff could be heard. Sweetie Belle activated her horn as a flashlight and they began scouting through the house. It looked like a battle of the century had been fought in there. Broken tables, ashes from burnt down objects. Someplaces there were even writings on the wall that said "Super fab".

They continued to the main stairs, they were blocked off from tables that had been turned to prevent anyone to get upstairs. Sweetie Belle turned around as she heard a bit of snoring coming from the living room. She sneaked over there, with Pip right after her. When she came into the room she saw pony-elves sleeping on the floor, with one night guard sitting by a light.

"Shh! You're going to wake them up, where have you two been?" The guard whispered, it was one of the colts from the pony-elven kingdom.

"We have been trying to get to this place this whole day but we got a bit, distracted." Sweetie Belle whispered back, taking some steps into the room.

"Well, welcome to the assault on Coltdor then princess, we thought they had kidnapped you both so we are now trying to take over this place, tomorrow we are planning to take over the last section. We call it the UPSTAIRS" The colt whispered.

A sound of an arrow being shot filled the empty silence, it hit the head of the guard colt and he dropped the alarm bell, it made a loud noise as the pony-elves woke up and took their weapons and took defensive positions. Sweetie Belle and Pipsqueak hid behind a table as they didn't know what to do. The battle went on forever but then it subsided and they could hear hoofsteps getting closer and closer.

"Search for any survivors, the pony-elves are mischevious unfabulous creatures." Diamond Tiara said.

Pipsqueak jumped out from his hiding spot and so did Sweetie Belle, they took their weapons in their mouth and "killed" the nearest ponies, it was now the whole house against them. Arrow after arrow missed, blade after blade was dropped to the floor by their owner pretending to die.

"Princess Diamond Fabulous Tiara! We come on a peaceful mission and i ask you to stop this at once!" Sweetie Belle said as she killed yet another Coltdor pony.

"Stop!" Diamond Tiara shouted as everypony just froze in place. "You are worthy of my limited attention, what is your purpose?" Diamond said, walking over to Sweetie Belle.

"We are here to tell you to come with us back to the sweet apple acres, as you may know an evil has risen from the depths of Minas Horseshoe, and we'll need to hold a council meeting to discuss what must be done." Sweetie Belle said, bowing infront of the princess.

Diamond Tiara said nothing but only held up her right front hoof in the air, the ponies of Coltdor gathered behind her as she nodded to Sweetie Belle and Pipsqueak.

Sweetie Belle and Pipsqueak went out the door as they had gotten their answer, they went home to the sweet apple acres again and did nothing for an hour as Scootaloo and Applebloom prepared the meeting. After a couple of hours the ponies of Coltdor finally arrived.

"Good... take a seat and let the council begin!" Scootaloo said as she fluttered her wings, vaguely flying over to the throne.

"Now, i hope you all know what this mee-" Applebloom was cut off as Pinkie Pie appeared out of nowhere and started bouncing to a melody as she was about to begin to sing.

"PINKIE! Get out of here! And don't try to feed us your enchanted cupcakes again..." Scootaloo shouted and went down from the throne and glared at Pinkie while frowning.

"Dashie told me to sing a song for you all to make you stop playing this horrible game. What are you playing anyways?" Pinkie Pie said and ignored Scootaloo's angry look and went over to the scroll with the rules on it.

"What are you talking about? We are trying to have a meeting to stop the evil force rising in Minas Horseshoe." Scootaloo said as she looked at Pinkie Pie.

"OH! Saving the world?! I love saving the world!" Pinkie Pie said and bounced eagerly.

"Pinkie... you're not battle ready, i'm afraid you'll never become a professional war hero in such short time." Scootaloo said, giving Pinkie a disappointing look.

"But.. but... i want to play with you all!" Pinkie said as she sat down, frowning and on the brink of crying.

"Get out of here, we're not playing anything. You can never be serious about things. I'm sorry!" Scootaloo said as she turned around and sat down on her throne.

"Never serious... i'll s-show them!" She muttered for herself and then walked away, her mane popped as a baloon.

As she strotted towards her secret hideout she picked up a melody with her strotting, making an evil grin as she opened her mouth.

"Come now little foals and colts i've got a present for anypony hearing me sing, death and life ain't going to be a matter, when i shoot you with my real poof poff blatter, The melody is hypnotic and the voice of me is the only thing you can hear, those freaking kids made me to an outcast, time to pay back and save the world all by myself! Let's build an army and get out there, protect Minas Horseshoe as i sing my mind breaking song! Every adult goes to sleep and all you young ones follow me as moths drawn to fire! Payback has come for them as i am Pinkamena Diane Pie, the strongest of war heroines around!" She sang over and over again until a pack of young ponies followed her, even some adult ones. Her gipsy magic always works. She led them into her secret base and kept singing it over and over again. She then closed the door and made sure nopony else saw her.

Back at the council meeting, things went on as normal

"The elder scroll of the one ring is the most dangerous artifact made in this land, smited in the depths of the mines of Minas Horseshoe," Scootaloo said and put the scroll down on a round table in the middle. "Only there can it be destroyed again, nobody can harness it's power accurately than the one who created it, Discord." She continued and went up on her throne again.

"So we want to create a fellowship that must take the scroll to Minas Horseshoe before Discord enslaves all of Middle Equestria." Applebloom said, changing position in her normal chair that resembled a throne.

"I'll go!" Sweetie Belle and Pipsqueak said in unison, joined by Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.

"Just don't forget about me.." A familiar voice said, Applebloom jumped out of her seat and looked at the newly arrived filly, Babs.

"Ah, good that you could join us... uh? What's your name?" Applebloom said, trying to hide her excitement.

"White seed, the warm." Babs Seed said, bowing infront of Scootaloo and Applebloom.

Silence broke out before Scootaloo started laughing so insanely that she fell off the throne. Everybody looked confusedly at Scootaloo, not gettig the misunderstood meaning of the name Babs had.

"Ah sweet Celestia! White Seed The Warm? Bwwaahahaha!" Scootaloo rolled on the floor until she finally stopped laughing and sat up the first thing meeting her was the 30 confused faces. "Sorry, just saw a really crazy chicken in the background, hehe..." She continued, getting up on her throne again.

"Well, ah see one in the foreground.. Scoot, scootaloo!" Applebloom said teasingly, pointing at Scootaloo.

"You've done that so many times i don't care anymore. Now, yet again i have to say onto more serious matters. Then we are done, we move out at dusk, get ready my little ponies. You're going to need it..." Scootaloo said as she took a hammer and hit the table as to signal that the meeting is done.

A few hours later home at Sweetie Belle

Sweetie put on her dress but suddenly her door opened and she turned around, Pinkie stood there with crossed eyes and a creepy smile on her face.

"Pinkie? You okay there?" Sweetie asked, putting on her wooden ring as crown, putting on her special horseshoes.

"I'm super duper kuper okay...!" Pinkie said as her eyes twitched a little.

"Okay... i'm gonna go now though, so nice of you to visit..." Sweetie said and took a few steps towards the door, which Pinkie was blocking.

Pinkamena was about to jump onto Sweetie had it not been for the voice that came behind her just in the last second.

"Oh, Pinkie darling! You look horrible... here! I've got a new dress for you that you could try!" Rarity said and took a hold of Pinkie and dragged her into the workroom.

Sweetie Belle sighed in relief and went out the door to the sweet apple acres, when she arrived all the other ponies were already there and ready to go.

"Our top priority is to escort the brave princess Sweeta Bellia Darkwood to the abandoned mines of Minas Horseshoe. But let's make haste as we move from day and night, until our legs can't carry us anymore and we'll be forced to take rest somewhere." Scootaloo said as she began walking forward.

They walked for day after day, over hill and over rocks and rivers, until they reached the Everfree forest. Sweetie Belle didn't like the forest, not a single bit. It radiated dark magic. Once a beatiful place where she was born, Sweeta Bellia Darkwood, the pony-elf of the Everfree Forest.

"I'm afraid that it will take too much time to go around, we'll have to walk throught the Everfree Forest to get to Minas Horseshoe in the required time." Applebloom said as she took the first steps in.

"Stick together and keep an eye out for anything from timber wolves to the evil forces of Discord." Scootaloo said, drawing her blade as she continues to walk forward.

Sweetie Belle didn't like the thick and choking air inside the forest, she was always on her guard and kept walking, she suddenly heard a noise and turned around only to find Pipsqueak whistling with closed eyes going at the wrong direction. Sweetie Belle jumped towards him and gave him a hoofslap on the face.

"Oi! What was that for princess?" Pipsqueak said, quite upset.

"For going the wrong direction Pippin, you're supposed to follow the group!" Sweetie Belle said and turned around, only to find them two alone in the middle of the forest, they had lost the path.

"It seems you accidently took the wrong direction now too, we're screwed. Once you fall off the path in the Everfree Forest you get lost in your own insanity." Pipsqueak said, trying to look around for the path.

"To constantly head north is the key, you'll finally reach the borders of the Crystal Empire that way and then you can get to Minas Horseshoe that way." Sweetie Belle said, checking her pockets for a compass.

"Oi! I have a compass with me, i always do." Pipsqueak said, taking out a compass from his pocket and handing it to Sweetie Belle.

Sweetie Belle used her magic to hold it infront of her as she continued to walk North, she finally felt that the air around her was getting ligher and ligher. She checked up for a moment and saw a light coming in not so far away.

"Prince Pippy! I think we are very close now!" Sweetie Belle shouted and started galloping.

Pipsqueak kept up with Sweetie Belle and started laughing as he threw himself in the fresh grass of the meadows near the Crystal Empire. Sweetie Belle then looked around to see where Canterlot was, she then gestured for Pipsqueak to follow as they began their journey to Canterlot.

"We have gone this path for days now, let's find a suitable place to camp at." Applebloom said, looking at Scootaloo.

"Of course, there's just a problem." Scootaloo said, standing still.

"And what's that Queen Sacred Scooter?" Applebloom said, laying her hoof on Scootaloo's back.

"Just check who's left, Pippin and Sweeta Bellia has fallen prey for the black magic that envelops this evil forest..." Scootaloo said and began walking again.

"There's not much we can do anyways, we'll just have to continue our journey and beg to Celestia that they'll be alright." Applebloom said and continued walking.

"Don't you get it? It's all over, Sweeta Bellia had the scroll. Discord will never be stopped now." Scootaloo said as she just sat down and looked down into the ground with a hopeless smile on her face.

"Don't be so sure that it's over yet, Sacred Scooter. Search deep in your heart and you'll find the hope enough to know that they will never give up and they'll never let the forest drive them insane." Babs Seed said as she patted Scootaloo on the back.

"Thanks... bbbfffft... White Bwahaha! SEED!" Scootaloo said and began rolling on the ground while laughing.

"That's the last time i'm going to help you atleast..." Babs Seed said and continued to walk.

Diamond and Silver Spoon was mostly quiet, they would occasionally whisper to eachother and giggle. The fellowship finally found a clearing in the forest and laid down their sleeping bags.

"We'll need a watcher incase we would be attacked by some creature, White Seed, The Warm. You'll go first." Applebloom said, sighing as she heard Scootaloo beginning to laugh again. "It's not THAT funny Sacred Scooter, now stop laughing." She continued.

Everypony went to sleep, except Babs of course who held her white staff, creating a magical barrier around them, alteast that's what she imagined to do. She then impaled the ground with the staff and made it stuck, still using the shield spell as she went to her sleepingbag herself, falling asleep quite quickly.

Applebloom woke up to the sound of screaming ponies, trying to get into the protecting bubble that surrouned their little camp.

"White Seed! What in the whole Nightmare Moon saga is going on! You were supposed to watch over us and swap places when you felt tired, not go to sleep without swapping." Applebloom said and woke up Babs.

"Uh.. run you fools!" Babs Seed said as she woke up, quickly grabbing her staff and powering up the protecting bubble shield around them.

"Wake up everypony! It seems we'll be fighting our first fight without breakfast!" Scootaloo said and ran over to Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, shaking them as they woke up.

Tia and Silver took their ultra fabulous candy cane swords that said "Made by Twist" on them as they grabbed followed the lead of Babs Seed as they moved somewhere. Adult ponies and young ponies alike were constantly tackling the shield, all of them had a smiley face as a mark on their foreheads.

"We're approaching the bridge of the lake spring clearing, we'll soon be out of this cursed forest..." Babs Seed as she continued to walk and power up the shield.

Suddenly all the ponies ran away as if they had heard or seen a ghost. They could see the forest lighting up and the ground shaking.

"YEEEEAAEAAAAHAHAHH!" Roared the creature, making it echo through the whole forest and making the ponies inside the shield bubble almost deaf.

They all began galloping until the reached the bridge. But suddenly Babs Seed stopped and turned around.

"What do you think you're doing White Seed?" Applebloom said as she turned around, still hearing Scootaloo giggling in the background.

"Go on ahead, i'll take care of this foul beast." Babs Seed said and gave Applebloom a trusting smile.

"But it'-" Applebloom couldn't say more as she got paralyzed by the sight of the creature, a bulk biceps as big as the town hall.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" Bulk Biceps said and took some steps towards the little thing that was Babs Seed.

"YOUUUUUU SHALL NOT PAAAAAASSSSSS!!!" Babs Seed said as she put her staff down into the ground and nothing happened, she tried doing it again some few times but it still didn't work. "Hang on a minute, i think the battery is out...." Babs Seed said as she opened a thing on the staff and took out two fireflies and captured two more and put them in. "So, where were we?" Babs Seed continued.

"AH! You were like going to be epic and sacrifice yourself while your friends run away, and then i drag you with me as the bridge collapses and then you'll come back in the next chapter!" Bulk Biceps said in his typical loud voice.

"Well, alright. YOOOOOUOUOUOUOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAAASS!!!" Babs Seed said again and made the bridge collapse under Bulk Biceps as he fell down, on his way though he hit the part of the bridge under Babs and it collapsed too.

"Run, you fools!" Babs said before falling down into the very deep lake.

"Nuuuuuh! White seed! Why did you do this! You could have been a hero on the walls, White Seed!" Applebloom shouted in a really monotone voice, of course hearing Scootaloo laughing her ass off behind her.

"Sorry! Bwahahaha! Now i know why we don't have cutiemarks in acting atleast! Pfft!" Scootaloo began crying while laughing. Applebloom only sighed in annoyment and began walking along the path that would eventually lead them to Canterlot.

The fellowship continued to walk, until they entered a mystical forest. Full of fireflies and sparkling and glowing plants. They all stopped before they found a tree village. It was the pony-elves of Goth-lorién, the pony-elves who listened to false singing rock bands all day long and the ones who hated the world to it's very core.

"Uh, hello!?" Scootaloo shouted, being answered with ponies turning up the music on their MP3 players.

"Get out of here you conformists!" Somepony shouted.

"Well, we can't. According to the book we are supposed to get to Goth-lorién and receive gifts!" Applebloom answered.

"Maybe i don't wanna, you can't rule over me! You're just a conformist!" Another pony shouted.

"Let's just raid these unfabulous goth pony-elves and get out of here." Diamond Tiara said and sighed in frustration.

"Good idea Slimy Tiara, i'd like to get out of here before i go insane of this music and the negative force in the air." Scootaloo said and moved to a tent on the ground, she went in and found some stuff and came out of it again, handing each one of them a gift suitable for them.

"Now let's continue, goth pony-elves deserves to be left alone and die." Applebloom said as she took some steps to some boats near the river.

Applebloom and Scootaloo jumped into one boat, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon jumped into another boat. The fellowship continued their journey through the river and soon they were at their destination. They jumped off their boats and swam up to the shore and took out their supplies. It didn't take long before they heard screams in the distance, mostly just the voices of the goth pony-elves screaming "NO WAAAY!".

"There went the freaking annoying goth's. Now let's try to continue our journey, let's see here..." Scootaloo said as she brought up the book and read the chapter they were playing out in right now.

"So what's up next?" Silver Spoon asked Scootaloo.

"Just the death of the one that wears the least importance, which would be you Silver Spoon, remember to be hit 7 times by arrows before you fall down and die, then they should retreat back to where they came from and we'll have to track them as somehow there should have been two more with us. but meh, let's just roll the way we are doing it now." Scootaloo said and put down her sleeping bag and prepared a fire.

"Good to know... " Silver Spoon said as she rolled around in her sleeping bag.

A few days before at a certain secret hide out a vengeful pony was plotting to take over the world....

"Yesss, Pinkie smart, Pinkie has now made army and is powerful, yeesss." Pinkie Pie said as she stroked her pet alligator.

"So smart that she could be considered as the main villains pawn, Sarumane the pink." Echoed the familiar voice of the draconequus.

"Huh, Now Pinkie is having hallucinations again, Pinkie must take nuclear medicine!" She said as she got down from her typical bad guy chair.

"No no no! It's me Discord!" The draconequus said as he snapped his finger and appeared right infront of Pinkie Pie.

"Oh, right. Pinkie mad now, Pinkie wanted to take medicine!" Pinkie Pie said in a very typical bad guy russian accent.

"Look, Pinkamena, don't use that accent around me or you'll never be part of the game you so badly want to be in on." Discord said and snapped his fingers on Pinkie's snout.

"What are you going to do get me in the game?" Pinkie said with her now normal voice and accent.

"I'm the main villain, you just need to be Sarumane The Pink and you'll be in it, you have to follow the context of this book though, read it while you prepare for something... i don't know." Discord said and then teleported away.

"This title sounds cool, maybe it'll be as good as they say it is." Pinkie said and dove into the book.

Gah... back to the present again....

Scootaloo woke up the next day and made some breakfast, hay bacon as usual, and some of the goth pony-elvish bread that tasted super great. She then woke everyone up and they all went into the forest, not saying a word as they knew any minute now they would be attacked by the forces of Sarumane the pink. It was completely silent until the sound of a party bomb broke the silence. They all drew their weapons and fighted off every troop. The fight went on forever it felt like, the investment was none as they were all newly awake and fought monotonely, then as the leader came in and shot arrows at Silver Spoon they all started to put out their act, being quite agressive in their defense and actually trying to move to where Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were. Silver Spoon got hit by the seventh arrow and fell to the ground, Scootaloo jumped up to where the leader stood and cut off his head before dashing over to Silver Spoon.

"Oh no, it's not like we knew that would happen." Scootaloo said and then picked up the body and threw it in one of the boats and let it flow down the river.

Diamond Tiara started to cry in reality without acting, Scootaloo and Applebloom were as monotone as Katara in The Last Airbender by M-Night.Shaymalan.

"We are always going to remember you Silver Fork.. i mean Spoon. Let your body be united with the ones we have already lost.. now let's continue, the forces of Sarumane will never rest and they will never stop until they reach their goal." Scootaloo said and moved over to pick up their supplies.

"Pippin and Sweeta Bellia is still out there somewhere and we should make our way to Minas Horseshoe right after we do as the book tells us to do." Applebloom said with the continuos monotone behaviour.

The three began galloping towards the direction the other ponies had galloped a while before that, they imagined to have heroic music in the background as they galloped through lands and forest in chase of the what was supposed to be kidnappers but some roles didn't get filled in...

THE END - eat snacky smores!