The return of the fellowship of the two towers.... thing.

The Two Faced Villain

Far away from Ponyville, three small filly's were roaming over the landscapes of Equestria in the hunt of the ponies who killed Silver Fuck, i mean Silver Fork!, i mean Silver Spoon! They were all very tired but knew that their enemy wasn't going to slow down... so they jus-

"SHUT UP, DISCORD!" Scootaloo shouted at the air.

As i was saying, they just had to keep going, no matter what happens. Because if they don't, they break the rules!

Applebloom and Scootaloo sighed in frustration and just kept galloping. They suddenly heard an explosion from the sky and stopped galloping, As they watched up in the sky they saw that Rainbow Dash had done a Sonic Rainboom and she then landed infront of them, making the ground break under her and the animals gasping because of epicness.

I thought i could throw in a surprise for you girls so nothing becomes predictable... what will you do when a problem like this occurs?     Keep going or face this awesome mare that wants you to stop being eggheads dressing up in fantasy clothes and all that...

"DISCORD! We get the point, just be quiet." Applebloom shouted at the sky, because that's where the voice came from atleast.

"Now you filly's are imagining that Discord is talking to you? This has gone far enough eggheads..." Rainbow Dash said and walked up to them.

"Dash! Discord is trying to take over the world again but this time he is making us roleplay, for some apparent reason." Diamond Tiara said.

Now, now Tiara, always stay in character or you will be removed!

"Sounds reasonable, but i'm still not letting this eggheadness gonna corrupt my favorite filly, Scootaloo." Dash said as she flew up a bit in the air. Ready to Rainbow Dash the dash out of these dashers, then she would dash the dashers in a dash.... okay i'll stop now.

I welcome you to your first boss battle! Get the popcorn!

Scootaloo sighed and drew out her pony-elven bow while Sweetie Belle took out her blade and Diamond Tiara drew her candy cane, made by Twist. Thunders hit the ground and everything went black, but then as a show starting everything went back to normal but a rocky theme was playing in the background and health bars were over everyponies heads.

"Time to dash these bastards!" Rainbow Dash and transformed into a kind of Super Saiyan mode, the rock music increasing with a 20% cooler seal of approval.

"Diamond Tiara, check the weaknesses as i take the lead, i guess i should have listened to Button Mash when he talked about  turn based RPG games..." Scootaloo said as she took her bow and made a 360 as she fired a power shot, inflicting Rainbow Dash with a speed down times two.

"My turn..." Applebloom said as she took her pony-elven blade and cast a spell on it, making it bigger as she hit the ground and made the ground fly up and knock Rainbow Dash out of the air.

"By the power of Fabulousness!" Diamond Tiara said as she summoned her fathers googles, finding a weakness in Rainbow Dash called "eggheadvitus".

Eggheadvitus is a disease all awesome ponies have, if you read from a history book they are sure to almost die of eggheadness.

Diamond Tiara did not have to listen anymore as she took her candy cane and hopped up in the air.

"This Candy Cane was made by an egghead around 30 days ago, it's white and red for your information! It is made out of molten sugar and other stuff that would probably make you throw up!" Diamond Tiara shouted as she hit Rainbow with it three times, making her lose a third of her HP.

"Too eggheady... time to get 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat!" Rainbow said as she  started channeling a new attack displayed as "Ten seconds flat."

"I'll distract her! Scooter power!" Scootaloo shouted, almost laughing at the ridiculousness of the current moment as she summoned her scooter and performed an awesome show, boosting the attack of the team and interrupting Rainbow Dash's channeling of an attack.

"Time to finish this..." Applebloom said before galloping up to Rainbow Dash with her enormous and skillful blade, making three diagonal slashes before doing one last vertical. "Buy some apples!" She continued to slash, watching as Rainbow Dash's HP went a bit under half and then returned to her position.

"I call upon you, the power of being fabulous!" Diamond Tiara said as she summoned her bunny again and gave it a modified carrot and it mutated into a kind of Bulk Biceps looking bunny and it tackled Rainbow Dash, defeating her in one swift movement.

The thunders struck down again and everything went black, then it returned to normal and they were in the landscape again and Rainbow was laying in the middle of the grass, her coat, mane and tail were a deep grey and a light began shining and it transfered to the three filly's.

You just gained the ability, Dash. You can now move faster and be 20% cooler.

"We get it Discord, now we'll have to resume on our quest to chase down those forces of Sarumane before we get anymore sidetracked." Scootaloo said, starting to gallop at the direction they had been galloping at before.

Out in the middle of the mountains between The crystal empire and Canterlot a certain two ponies were trying to move forward... not knowing that they weren't alone.

"Pippin, do you still have that compass and the map?" Sweetie Belle asked, looking at the worn out Pipsqueak.

"Sure do! I reckon it's still a long way ahead. If i'm not mistaken we're gonna trespass into "the mountains of going in circles while being lost in a fog", where we meet Pegollum. You know the story though." Pipsqueak said and placed the map on a rock and then put the compass on the upper corner of the map.

Sweetie Belle moved to the map and tried to look at it but it only started whirling around, if she looked closely she could see Discords eyes emanating colourful spirals. Hearing his voice in her head as she continued to stare at the map that was now just endless spirals, entrancing her even more and more for every second.

"You okay Sweeta Bellia? I'll get some glasses if you can't see good enough." Pipsqueak said as he watched Sweetie Belle slowly nodding at the map and staring very strangely into it.

"Won't be needed Pippin, i just thought i saw something beatiful on the map..." Sweetie Belle said as she turned around, her colour scheme turning into a slight grey.

"If you say so princess, shall we continue our walking then?" Pipsqueak said, picking up the map and the compass.

"Of course..." Sweetie Belle said as she tried to shake off that heavy weight in her head, she then felt the burden hanging by her neck, the scroll...

They kept walking and every now and then Sweetie Belle would look down at her neck where the scroll hung. They finally reached their destination and put down their sleeping bags, knowing that Pegollum would strike if they went to sleep. She could hear the changeling moving about in the background, she then took up the scroll and unwrapped it, her eyes being captured on the golden and shiny page of pure lust and addiction, she couldn't look away but then she looked more into it and read it aloud, before she knew it the scroll and her was invisible. She stood up and looked around the camp spot, she saw Pegollum slowly crawling down a wall and crawling over to Pipsqueak.

"Nightmare night... what a fright.. " Pipsqueak said softly between the snoring. Oblivious that a certain changeling were looking around his stuff for the scroll.

Sweetie Belle slowly drew her blade and sneaked behind the unknowing Pegollum, she then pushed him to the ground and pointed the blades tip against the throat of Pegollum.

"Gotcha! Now we can continue our journey, you're supposed to be our guide to Minas Horseshoe, you'll get us in there... or else you will be executed here and now." Sweetie Belle said, putting the scroll in her pocket as she becomes visible again.

"Yes, yessss. Smugeel will show the way... yesss.." Pegollum said as he started to jump forward quite weirdly, Pipsqueak woke up and packed the things down in his saddlebag as he followed the two without saying anything.

The company of three now continued their journey, Pegollum showed them the way through the mountain roads and they then arrived at a forest, there they sat down and Pipsqueak began making food.

"What are we eating today, hmmm? Yesss, preciousss needs to know." Pegollum said and jumped near the cauldron.

"Oi! Be quiet! I'm just making some hay bacon soup." Pipsqueak said as he took a wooden spoon.

"Pippin, you hear that?" Sweetie Belle said as she turned around and looked at him.

"What? You probably only imagined to hear something... " Pipsqueak said as he poured up the soup in a bowl and handed it over to Pegollum and made one for himself as he started eating.

"No, i don't. There's something moving towards us, something big. Just come and look at the way the tree tops starrts to rustle, moving towards us." Sweetie Belle said and turned around again. Looking over the forest before them.

"Okay, i'll trust you on this one but if this is a prank i'm going to make you pay one bit to me!" Pipsqueak said as he put away his bowl and went to look at what Sweetie Belle meant, and it sure was something big moving in the forest, towards them.

"We better get moving, Pegollum! Come here!" Sweetie Belle shouted as she took her own stuff and put it in the saddlebags.

Scootaloo, Applebloom and Diamond Tiara was still roaming the lands, they had soon reached their destination, Sarumane's secret hideout.

"Why are we running back to Ponyville?" Diamond Tiara finally asked.

"Because the tracks leads that way, we better follow them if we want to end this torture as fast as we can..." Scootaloo said as she kept running.

"Look, girls! The whole of Ponyville is gone... there's only a a big pink tower in the middle!" Applebloom said as she began running faster.

"Let's show Sarumane that we are not to play with..." Scootaloo said, running up to the front gates and through them. What was now Icedrinkengard.

The three hurried to get to the tower and none defended it, it was very easy to get into the towers entrance, too easy. (DUN DUN DUUUUN) They entered what was presumably the throne room, the throne was made out of dried cake and the whole room was mostly just a copy of Sugarcube corner.

"Wharecum to rugahcube cornah! Mayh i teak your order preashe!?" Pinkie Pie said, with the most racist Japanese accent ever. "Oh, Pinkie is amused you have finally come... yesss! Now Pinkie finally can have fun, yes!" She continued, changing to her evil russian accent.

"Uh... Pinkie? I mean Sarumane? What are you doing here?" Scootaloo said, raising an eyebrow.

"Pinkie didn't get to play game, now Pinkie evil... yesss, no. Time for Pinkie to kill freaking kids who made Pinkie to an outcast! No! Yesss!!" Pinkie said as thunders struck down, everything turning black before it returned to normal, a weird chiptune polka in the background as health bars appeared above everyone of them.

Scootaloo was up first, she took up her bow from her saddlebag and loaded it with one arrow as she then summoned her scooter and then jumped on it, using it to hop up in the air as she shot three power shots at Pinkie Pie, then she returned to her former position.

"Time to buck some apples..." Applebloom said as she drew out her pony-elven blade and then dashing forward at Pinkie Pie and slashing at different limbs around 5 times, inflicting a defense down times 2 and a speed down times ten.

"Huh... I call upon the power of fabulousness in this dire situation!" Diamond Tiara said as she enveloped them all in a protecting shield.

"Lock the doors and close the blinds, we're going for a ride!" Pinkie Pie sang as her mane popped like a balloon, taking out a kitchen knife as she starts to grin madly.

"Oh no... Pinkie has gone into her worst personality, Pinkamena! Let's defeat her before she does something overlydramatic..." Scootaloo said as she summoned her scooter again and tackles Pinkamena with her scooter and then shots her with two powershots from her bow.

"I can't decide wether you should live or die..." Pinkie Pie began singing again as she took her kitchen knife and teleported behind Diamond Tiara and stabbed her in the neck, making her faint in the battle. "Oh you'll probably go to heaven, please don't hang your head and cry!" She continued singing before returning to her former position with a playful grin.

"Sweet Celestia! Gah! I can't take this anymore!" Applebloom said as she took her blade and enchanting it with a pony-elven spell. Jumping forward to Pinkamena and doing 7 razor sharp slashes against her, leaving Pinkamena's health under half.

Gahaha! For once, real chaos happens. Don't forget to watch your backs, maybe you'll be able to block her attacks.

"No wonder why my heart feels dead inside, it's cold and hard and petrified..." Pinkamena began sining again as she teleported and attempted to stab Applebloom in the heart but in the last moment she turned around and blocked the stab with her pony-elven blade. Pinkamena returned, dropping the melody, her mane and tail becoming like a balloon again.

"Good Applebloom, now it's my turn." Scootaloo said as she took her bow and jumped up and made a 360 before firing off a fiery bolt, inflicting Pinkie Pie with a burn times three.

"Hey! That wasn't fun!" Pinkie Pie said as she took out her party cannon, going up to Applebloom's face and firing it in her face, making her faint.

"Oh no! Applebloom!" Scootaloo shouted as she took out two small pony-elven knives and summoned her scoooter and first tackled Pinkie Pie with it, then she jumped off in mid air and stabbed Pinkie Pie multiple times while flying by. Then she would land on her scooter and return to her original position.

"No... wonder why my heart feels dead inside, it's cold... and hard... and petrified... lock the doors... close the blinds... we're going for a... ride..." Pinkie Pie sang as her last words before her mane and tail popped once again and she fainted.

You did it! As a gift your partners shall be resurrected this one time.

Everything went black and then it returned to normal, the music and health bars gone. Scootaloo watched as Pinkie's body turned into a deep shade of grey as a rainbow shot out and went into the three filly's bodies.

You gained a new ability! Teleport! Only works in battles.

"Good to know Discord..." Applebloom said as she helped Diamond Tiara up to her hooves.

"Let's continue our jouney, next up we have to find Sweeta Bellia in the forest, with... Seed." Scootaloo said, trying to avoid to say White Seed.

"We'll come back later Pinkie!" Applebloom said as she left out of the gate.

"Come now pony-elvesss... good Smugeel will show the way!" Pegollum said as he pointed against the large and thick forest infront of them.

"I don't know if i want to go in there... " Pipsqueak said as he took some steps into the forest.

"We have to, it says so in the book." Sweetie Belle said, sighing in annoyment as she started walking.

"Won't we find White Seed The Warm inside this forest?" Pipsqueak then said after they had been walking for a while.

"Yes, atleast if Discord plays after the book, which he won't because then it would be too predictable and too non chaotic for him." Sweetie Belle said as she then fell forwards because of a root above ground, the scroll falling out of her pocket down onto the ground.

"Preciousss" Pegollum said as he hurried over to the scroll, grabbing it and looking at it for a while, not unwrapping but only handing it over to Sweetie Belle.

"Thank you Smugeel.." Sweetie Belle said as she took it with her magic and put it in her pocket again.

"Everything for master..." Pegollum said and then continued walking but then stopped as Babs Seed arrived from behind a tree.

"Greetings young ones, i'm back now." Babs Seed said as she stepped up on a rock.

"Good to see you White Seed, where's the others?" Pipsqueak said.

"Just for a detail, it's White Plant The Warmhearted, because of a certain pegasi's bad humour and yes, they're on their way." Babs Seed said as she jumped off the stone.

The now very tired ponies were in the entrance of the thick and entranced forest, in search of their old friends.

"It'll be impossible to find them in here, i can barely find any trees even though they're all around us!" Scootaloo said, quite frustrated.

"Duh, over here Scootie." Babs Seed said as she took a step into the clearing.

"Don't call me that.... bbbfft.. White Seed." Scootaloo said back.

"Shut up Scoots, it's White Plant the Warm Hearted now, try doing your immature sex jokes now!" Babs Seed said as she spinned her new staff.

"Good to see you, old friend." Applebloom said, looking at the now, still the same looking Babs Seed

"Well, good to see you too Apple Serenity, good to see everypony actually." Babs Seed said as she looked at the now three ponies.

"Couldn't be happier..." Diamond Tiara said with her typical bullying voice.

"I suppose i should lead the way to your other friends, come with me." Babs Seed said as she glared at Diamond Tiara before starting to walk away out of the clearing.

"So, how did you survive, White Plant...?" Applebloom said as she kept walking alongsides with Babs Seed.

"Well... it's a long story, but i might just tell it to you for filler... even though it isn't because we're expanding character development and stuff like that..." Babs Seed said as she continued to walk.

"After the foul beast dragged me down with me into the deep lake... i of course mean the abyss of darkness, i grabbed my staff and hit the monster on the head with it three times, really hard before he fainted and we fell for an eternity. Then i realised i was just having fun in the water and didn't want to stop playing before i looked at my clock that i always carry with me and i saw that time was running out so i ran to this forest the fastest as i could and when i arrived i came just in time. Sweeta Bellia and Pippin greeted me as they met me in the forest and now we have been waiting on you guys."

"Okay..." Applebloom said as she backed a bit and looked at Scootaloo.

"Finally we'll be able to grab the scroll and end this game as fast as possible, Discord is going down." Scootaloo said with a slightly annoyed face.

"Just remember that we have to go by the book, if we don't... Discord is going to automatically kick us out of the universe and put us in some weird dimension he made for his own entertainment..." Applebloom said as she saw them entering another clearing, seeing Pipsqueak, Sweetie Belle and presumely Pegollum laying in the middle, doing nothing at all.

"Oi! Sweeta Bellia, they're here!" Pipsqueak said as he galloped over to them and bowed. "Good to see you, my lovely queens." He continued.

"Apple Serenity, Sacred Scooter... and whatever the name was Tiara!" Sweetie Belle shouted with glee as she bounced over to them and hugged everypony, except Diamond Tiara of course.

"It's good to know that everypony even notices me..." Diamond Tiara said with a slight sarcastic voice.

"Shut up Tiara, deploy the tent and let's get started." Babs Seed said and picked up the bag containing the tent and threw it at Diamond Tiara, making her fall in a cartoonic slapstick manor.

"Gah... boring... i really hate the important talk of character progression and backstories that makes you understand what in the whole Tartarus is going on, what fun is there in making sense anyways?!... Let's just jump to the next point where something happens atleast..." Discord said as he took up a remote control where he sat and pressed a button as the screen he was watching it in jumped forwards some steps to that when all the ponies were asleep, except Sweetie Belle.

"Just another peek, nopony will notice... and if they do they know that it's my own, my precious!..." Sweetie Belle mumbled for herself as she unwrapped the golden scroll.

The sudden flash made Sweetie Belle's eyes glaze over as she couldn't look away, she started getting visions about the Crystal Empire falling to the ground, burning and filled with rainbow colours and floating ponies, she then saw spiralling eyes... everywhere. She looked more into the scroll and then Discord showed up on a single frame, sending various spiralling colours through his eyes into hers. She kept looking and couldn't look away. Her mane, tail and coat turning into a deeper shade of grey than before. Then suddenly everything stopped as Pegollum pushed it away from her grasp.

"What is master doing?! The precioussss will poison master's mind and tear it apart... you shouldn't do that master..." Pegollum said as he wrapped the scroll together and put it around her throat in a chain.

"Did i ask for your help, you "smug eel"..." Sweetie Belle said as she stood up and looked over the camp.

"No, you didn't. I just thought i would help you..." Pegollum said as he started stroking Sweetie Belle's tail as a sorry.

"Don't worry..." Sweetie Belle said as she gave Pegollum a comforting smile, before making a twisted grin. "I'll punish you later instead!" She continued and then kicked on Pipsqueak, making him emit a very... huh... you're forcing me to do it aren't you...? Well... making him emit a very... "Pippy kind of squeak.."  Gah, painful puns are painful puns.

"Pippin, wake up the others, we are going to the crystal empire." Sweetie Belle said as she helped Pipsqueak up on his hooves.

"We are already awake Sweeta Bellia, we we're waiting until your addiction of the scroll would make us continue the journey to end this silly roleplaying game, i am already sick of it." Scootaloo said as she got up from her sleeping bag.

"GAH! Can't you just stay in character?! Is it so freaking hard?! I am trying to enjoy myself here, and that was not a sexual innuendo." Discord said, his voice echoing through the dark forest.

"Sorry, "mister i demand a lot"! But we're trying to be reasonable here!" Applebloom shouted at the sky as she got up to her hooves and strapped on her saddlebag.

"Well, we better get moving right away, it's a long route towards the Crystal Empire, we'll have to put it in a montage..." Babs Seed said as she put on her robes and picked up her staff.

The reunited fellowship walked over icy mountains and through thick forests filled with danger... though they didn't encounter any dangers but still. They wandered day after day. They barely slept and when they arrived at the train station at the crystal empire. They all sighed out in relief and continued their march, arriving at the gate.

"The wonderful breezes of crystalness, let's get to the tower, i reckon Cadance and Twilight's brother will be there to greet us." Scootaloo said as she took a step over the entrance to the Crystal Empire.

"We must prepare the empire's defenses if they are to meet the leftover forces of Pinkamena... well Sarumena or Sarumane, whatever the name was." Applebloom said as she started walking towards the castle in the middle of the empire.

The six ponies (and Diamond Tiara) arrived the castle and was met by some guards.

"Uh.. what do you fillies think you're doin'?" Said one of the guards with a southern accent.

"We are to deliver an important message for the princess, Diamond Tiara here is also a member of the house of Coltdor down in Ponyville." Babs Seed said as she brought Diamond Tiara infront of the line.

"Impostor! YOU SHALL NOT PAAASSS!" The two guards said in unison as they swung their spears against the fellowship, thunders striking down in the ground as a battle sequence starts.

"Seven against two? This is sweet!" Scootaloo said as she was the first one to attack, doing her usual 360 spin and using her bow to fire a single power bolt to the guard on the left.

"Buy some apples!" Applebloom shouted as she took her pony-elven blade and ran up to the left guard and did a horizontal heavy slash, lowering his HP under half.

"Fabulous Candy Cane!" Diamond Tiara said as she teleported behind the left guard and made him trip over as she hit is leg very hard with the candy cane.

"Some language that is pony-elvish and all that!" Babs Seed shouted as she slammed her staff to the ground, making a shockwave bounce off to the guard on the left, making him "faint".

Sweetie Belle said nothing as she took her own pony-elvish long blade and ran over to the guard on the right and slashed him a couple of times before returning to her former position.

"I'm a pirate!" Pipsqueak shouted as he launched his special attack, standing by a fleet of pirate ships by the nearest coast, firing off many shells. All hailing down on the guard as he fainted almost instantly.

The battle sequence disappeared and they all walked into the castle, sighing with relief as they entered the throne room and saw Cadence and Shining Armor.

"Hm? Who are all these ponies...?" Cadence and Shining Armor said in unison as all the guards stared at the fellowship that just entered the throne room.

"We are the fellowship of the elder scroll of the One Ring... we are here to deliver an important message to the one known as Princess Cadence." Babs Seed said as she trotted over to where Cadence and Shining Armor sat on their thrones.

"Then welcome, you have permission to speak young one.." Cadence said and gave Babs a comforting smile.

"The forces of Discord in Minas Horseshoe is preparing to invade all of Middle Equestria... i'm afraid that Coltdor is the next target Princess, we must prepare the defenses before they arrive, or all will be lost." Babs Seed said as she went over to a window and tried sounding wise.

"Sorry, mind explaining me what Coltdor, Middle Equestria and Minas Horseshoe is?" Princess Cadence asked as she raised an eyebrow in confusion.

"They are all places from the famous book called Game Of The Fellowship Of The Elder Scrolls, i don't get it... "

Shining Armor said as he looked over to the fellowship.

"To cut it short, Discord made us follow the book to it's core and now we're roleplaying but saving the world at the same time..." Scootaloo said as she facehoofed.

"Why does other villains have to get involved when i am already doing my stuff... only makes stuff even more complicated!" Cadence said and then looked around and started blushing awkwardly. "I mean... why does he never give up that old draconequus!" She continued and started giggling awkwardly and sucked up more attention than what she was already receiving.

"Well, whatever that was supposed to mean..." Applebloom said and sighed, then the thought struck her, the green eyes of Shining Armor and that it was Cadence sitting on the throne. "Wait a minute... Chrysalis?" She said as she turned to Cadence and gave her a menacing stare.

"Hmph! This day was going to be perfect... the day i take over the crystal empire!" Cadence said as she made her epic transformation to Chrysalis.

"What in the whole Tartarus..." Scootaloo said as she saw all surrounding guards turning into changelings, including Pegollum.

"I better eradicate you before Discord gets the chance to do it!" Chrysalis shouted as she let out a maniacal chuckle.

"Quick! White Plant, use your blinding seed, i mean staff!" Scootaloo shouted as she looked at Babs Seed.

"Remind me to erase the memory of me being called White Seed someday, now run!" Babs Seed shouted as she put down her staff in the ground and mumbled some pony-elvish words as the throne room was lit up by the blinding light.

Scootaloo, Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, Pipsqueak and Diamond Tiara all ran out of the throne room, leaving Babs Seed alone with the changelings. When they arrived outside they found an empty house and hid in there, hoping not be found.

"What are we going to do now Scootaloo, this isn't going according to the books..." Applebloom said and started flipping through the pages in the book.

"We must continue doing what we were doing when we left our home Apple Serenity....." Pipsqueak said as he stood up on a table. "Celestia has smiled upon you this day, a fate of the universe in your hooves! And bless it be the foals, who fight with all their bravery, until the righteous stand" He began singing, in a very beatiful voice. "You see the distant flames, they below in the night! You fight in all our name's for what we know is right!" He sang as he drew his pirate sword, begining to pick up a bit on the melody."And when you all get shot and cannot carry on, though you die, Equestria lives on!" He continued to sing. "You may be captivated by love, by a changeling or worse. You may be burned to death or skinned alive and still live! But when they torture you, in the darkest of hours, though you die. Equestria lives on!" He sang, joined by Diamond Tiara and Scootaloo.

Changing to another scene within the towns hall, the music suddenly changed as the adults began singing in choirs. "Blame Canterlot! Blame Canterlot! Because the place is too rich, tomorrow night those freaks will fry!" They sang before the scene changed to Discords army, ready to march towards the Crystal Empire. "Tomorrow night, our lives will change! Tommorrow night, we'll be entertained. An invasion, what a sight, tomorrow night!" They sang in choirs before the scene and melody switched over to Discord sitting in Fluttershy's cottage. "In here there's so much room, where's squirrels burp and rats bloom, tomorrow night there'll be chaos so i'll be going soon! NYAHHAHA!!" He sang in his typical false voice before the scene switched over to Snips and Snails. "Why couldn't we be a part of the ga-ame! We are not so totally insa-ane!" Snips sang in a tone deaf voice. "It seems like we might be out of food" Snails continued. "See, that's just the problem you fool!" Snips sang, ending their session as the melody changed and the scene changed to Queen Chrysalis fondling Babs Seed's cocoon. "This day was going to be perfect, a day when i could steal some love, but now i am singing another sooong!"

"Then they cut your hoof in half and feed it to a Parasprite, and though it hurts your life, they all are laughing. But that's the way it goes, and the truth can be harmful, though we die! EQUESTRIA LIVES OOOOOOOOON!" Pipsqueak sang as the melody stopped as the door opened to the house and a stallion took some steps in, his eyes slightly green.

"Wha... what are you all doing in my house?" The stallion asked as he tried staying upright.

"We're hiding from the changelings..." Sweetie Belle said as she went face to face with the stallion.

"Changelings? I've never heard of such a thing..." The stallion said as he passed out moments later.

Everypony looked at the fallen stallion in shock except Sweetie Belle who was trying to fight to stay on her hooves as the scroll around her neck started becoming heavier.

"You alright Sweeta Bellia?" Pipsqueak said as he moved up to Sweetie Belle.

"IT'S MINE!" She shouted as she turned around and held it to her throat with her hooves, her colours turning into a deeper shade of grey.

"Princess Darkwood... what has happened to you...?" Pipsqueak said as he saw Sweetie Belle getting more stressed and frustrated for each second that passed.

"I... i don't know Pippin..." Sweetie Belle said as she snapped out of it and sat down on the floor.

"The scroll is grasping a tighter hold on the last pony-elf of the Everfree Forest.." Applebloom said and patted Sweetie Belle on the back.

"Pippin, take Sweeta Bellia to Minas Horseshoe this instant... or i fear that she will be lost forever in the clutches of Discord!" Scootaloo said, looking at the confused Sweetie Belle.

"No, the scroll might be draining my will away...  but i'm not leaving my friends alone with such an evil creature as Chrysalis!" Sweetie Belle said, now filled with hope and energy again for some odd reason.

"Did someone mention my name? And i that thought that this day wasn't going to be perfect, maybe it is going to be perfect anyways!" Chrysalis said as she entered the house, followed by six changelings.

"We will not back down Chryssie, we may just be filly's and colts but we can fight..." Scootaloo said as she took out her bow and flew up to a roof lamp and aimed at one of the changelings.

"I wasn't expecting you to be an easy match anyways, i'm just not into your roleplaying. I'm not going to let you all hit me in turns while i can't block or do anything in defense... this is going to be a bit more fair and realistic." Chrysalis said as she stomped her right hoof down in the ground in frustration.

"Get up the stairs, defend Sweeta Bellia at all costs Pippin... or else Chrysalis will be the one to use the scroll at in the end instead." Applebloom said as she drew out her pony-elven blade.

"Uh, sure my queen! As i said before, even though you die... Equestria lives on!" Pipsqueak said as he took Sweetie Belle's hoof and went upstairs.

"After them!" Queen Chrysalis shouted, glaring at all the changelings behind her, one started leaping off and got halfway up the stairs.

"You're not going anywhere!" Diamond Tiara shouted as she leapt out and blocked the stairs, hitting a changeling with her candy cane, making it fall down the stairs.

"Meddlesome foals... i'm not even going to do the honour of turning you all three into broodmares!" Chrysalis said as she powered up her horn and fired a magic blast against the roof lamp that Scootaloo took cover in.

Scootaloo leapt against Chrysalis, avoiding the magic bolt as she shoot an arrow against Chryssalis's head, but a changeling jumped infront of her and took the arrow to the face insteand and died right after. Scootaloo kept flying towards Chrysalis and then the queen changeling fired yet another magic bolt against Scootaloo, making her being covered by a green goo as she flew back into the wall, getting stuck.

Applebloom watched as Scootaloo got stuck in the green goo and rushed forward with her blade, spinning it rapidly as she lands next to Chrysalis, dashing towards her and giving her a quick slash on her right back hoof before she could react, but when she did another changeling jumped Applebloom and held her down before Chrysalis fired her spell and Applebloom got covered in the green goo.

"I must say, i love that you're barely doing any effective resistance at all..." Chrysalis said as she then turned her gaze towards Diamond Tiara.

"I'm not going to be defeated that easily, Chryssie... i'm super fabulous for a reason." Diamond Tiara said and took some brave steps towards Chrysalis.

"How interesting... but foolish!" Chrysalis shouted as she looked at the other changelings, speaking some kind of language without speaking. Then the six remaining changelings charged forward against her. She rose her hands up high, holding her candy cane in her left hoof as she began spinning around with her tail on the floor, like a tornado. Making every changeling that charged towards her fly away and get unconscious.

"Argh! Blasted foal, time to feel the power of a real queen." Chrysalis said as she began draining the love and emotions out of Applebloom and Scootaloo as she began charging her horn with changeling magic.

Diamond Tiara was about to avoid the incoming the blast but she was frozen in place, the blast hit her and she fainted. Failing Pipsqueak and Sweetie Belle.

Meanwhile upstairs...

"We have to get out in some way, or we'll be a changeling food source for a couple of years..." Pipsqueak said as he took his pirate sword and broke a window before jumping out.

"Do you expect me to jump out of a window, five meters above ground?!" Sweetie Belle shouted at Pipsqueak who had already jumped out of the window.

"No, but i expect you to use your brain and escape from the queen of changelings!" Pipsqueak shouted back from down below.

Sweetie was about to jump but then she heard hoofsteps coming up the stairs so she picked up the scroll and unwrapped it, making her invisible. Chrysalis came up the stairs, walking quite clumsy with her right backhoof. Sweetie Belle saw the grumpy evil frown on Chrysalis face as she looked at the broken window, but then she started sniffing, as if searching out a prey. Sweetie Belle knew that the prey was herself.

Chrysalis then suddenly spread her wings and flew up through the roof. Sweetie Belle wrapped the scroll together again and became visible, she jumped out the window without hestitation, almost landing on Pipsqueak.

"You see the distant flames, they bellow in the night..." Sweetie Belle said with a slight melodic tone.

"You fight in all our names, for what we know is right, and when you all get shot and cannot carry on! Though you die, Equestria lives on!" Pipsqueak said, smiling at Sweetie Belle before sneaking out of the alley they were in.

"What are we going to do Pippin?" Sweetie Belle said as she kept following Pipsqueak.

"... We get into the castle and confront Chrysalis." Pipsqueak said, checking every direction for any possible danger.

"One slight problem, how are we going to defeat her if they could not?" Sweetie Belle said, giving Pipsqueak a worrying look.

"You have the scroll and i've got braveness." Pipsqueak said before he continued sneaking through the now pitch black Crystal Empire.

"That's not going to he-" Sweetie Belle said before getting cut off by Pipsqueak. He pushed her into another alley and then held her to the wall, right after that a group of flying changelings flew by the streets.

"Thanks, i suppose." Sweetie Belle said, glaring at Pipsqueak for no reason.

"Look, if you want to save our friends, you'll have to be positive and just follow my lead."

"Pippin, i'm the princess here... and i have the scroll. I am the one in charge and i can save them all by myself!"

"Right..." Pipsqueak said, looking at Sweetie Belle with an annoyed glare.

Sweetie Belle said nothing as she approached the castle and entered it through the entrance they had gone through before. She quickly unwrapped the scroll and made herself invisible as she roamed through the halls. Upon reaching the throne room the first thing she saw was hundreds of cocoons hanging from the ceiling.

"For once, i might take over Equestria with great success!" Chrysalis said as she sat upon her throne next to Shining Armor.

Sweetie Belle looked up and saw her friends, and Diamond Tiara. The room was full of changeling drones busy hanging up even more cocoons. Sweetie Belle walked up to the throne, drawing out her pony-elven longblade and about to slash against Chysalis throat as Pipsqueak ran into the room, his pirate sword dangling in his mouth.

".... You serious?" Chrysalis said as she stepped down from the throne.

"Oi! Give me back my friends you mutated dog parasites!" Pipsqueak said as he took a defensive stance and was ready to stab at any approaching changelings.

Six changelings approached Pipsqueak and then they transformed into one of the mane six. Pipsqueak got paralyzed out of shock and only stared at them.

"Leave him alone!" Sweetie Belle shouted, still invisible.

"Hm?! Another little pesky foal in here?" Chrysalis said as she turned around to face the direction the sound came from.

Sweetie Belle did not answer but instead leapt towards Chrysalis and hit her left front hoof, entering a battle sequence. Thunders struck down in the ground and everything went black, before returning to normal again. She was in the throne room with Pipsqueak at her side, facing the fake mane six that were shielding Chrysalis in some way.

"So, i guess i'll have to put up with a roleplaying fight then... well. Do what you must my children!" Chrysalis said as she stepped aside with a magic shield surrounding her.

"Time to go first then, let's show these foals how to Rainbow Dash!" The fake Rainbow Dash said as she went to the front as the other five changelings flew to the side.

Sweetie Belle took her blade and dashed up to Rainbow Dash and made a dashing diagonal slash, getting a critical hit on the changeling. She then bounced back to her former position.

"Arrrr!" Pipsqueak shouted, sounding like a pirate. He then took his pirate sword and leapt forward at the fake Rainbow Dash and hit her some multiple times.

The fake RD bit her lower lip before she flew backwards a little bit before dashing forwards into Sweetie Belle, sending her flying up in the air before landing and getting quite hurt.

"You'll pay for that!" Sweetie Belle shouted before galloping forward, doing a whirling slash with her blade, making the fake Rainbow Dash faint. The dead body changed into a changeling before disappearing out of thin air.

"Let's have some... FUN!" Said the fake Pinkie Pie, bouncing into the battle.

Sweetie Belle didn't hestitate as she galloped up to Pinkie Pie and took her sword, swinging it around 5 times and lowering fake Pinkie's health by a third.

Pipsqueak looked at Sweetie Belle before he took out a typical pirate gun, firing a bolt at Pinkie Pie and lowering her HP by another third.

"....You don't like me...? Well, i can't decide wether you should live or die..." Pinkie began singing as her mane and tail popped like a balloon and she took out a kitchen knife, teleporting behind Pipsqueak as she took the knife and stabbed him in the throat. "Oh you'll probably go to heaven, please don't hang your head and cry!" She contiued, having a very evil grin on her face.

"What in the whole tartarus?!" Sweetie Belle said as she looked at the bloody knife Pinkamena was holding, then at Pipsqueak who was turning grey in the middle of a pool of blood.

Sweetie Belle took up her Everfree Forest smithed sage staff and did some weird dance, waving her staff as Pipsqueak got resurrected.

"Gah, that hurt!" Pipsqueak said as he bounced away in the background. Then he took out a pirate ship cannon and fired at Pinkie Pie, making her faint.

"No wonder why my heart feels dead inside, it's cold and hard and petrified! Lock the... doors and.. .close the blind...s. we're.. going... for... a.. ri-" Pinkie Pie said as she then turned into a changeling and evaporated into a green dust.

Sweetie and Pipsqueak sighed in relief but then their attention was turned to Fluttershy, Rarity and Twilight going into the battlefield.

"Ah! Come on!" Sweetie Belle shouted, facehoofing in frustration.

"Should we godmod out of these three and just get to Chrysalis?" Pipsqueak said as he started polishing the pirate ship cannon besides him.

"Eeeyup!" Sweetie Belle said as she took her sword and chanted some pony-elven words, making the pony-elven blade enormous. She then ran up to the three fake ponies and swinged her blade around five times, killing off fake Fluttershy and Rarity.

"Bless my very piratey beard!" Pipsqueak roared as he took his cannon and pressed five cannon balls in it, firing them all at Twilight. Killing her off.

"Now Chryssie, come at us!" Sweetie Belle said, looking at the now very shocked Chrysalis.

Chrysalis said nothing as she simply trotted over to the battlefield, simply standing there. "You two first then, give it your best shot!" Chrysalis shouted as she surrounded herself with green goo.

Sweetie Belle took her blade and ran up to the changeling queen, doing a whirling slash at the green goo protecting her, it broke and fell over Sweetie Belle, draining HP from her before evaporating.

Pipsqueak took his pirate ship cannon again and loaded it with a cannon ball and fired it against Chrysalis, hurting her but still not doing any significally noticeable damage.

"So, that's all you have got? Time to taste the power of drained love!" She shouted, loading up her changeling horn with power as she then fired a beam against Sweetie Belle.

Sweetie Belle took her blade and spinned it around, creating a kind of shield as she reflected the most of the beam as it then got through anyways and made her fly back against the wall, making her health go under half. She then took her blade and teleported behind Chrysalis and jumped up on her back, making a couple of slashes at her middle body before finishing off with a whirling slash against her head, lowering Chrysalis health by a third.

"Ship ahoy!" Pipsqueak shouted as he teleported away and the scene changed to a beach and Pipsqueak stood on the end of the beach with a pirate ship armada behind him as he rose his sword in the sky and a rain of cannonballs rained down on Chrysalis, lowering her HP under half.

Chrysalis was now breathing very quickly as she tried recovering  herself before channeling her changeling magic, then firing off a blob of concentrated magic from her horn against Pipsqueak.

Pipsqueak tried blocking the sphere of concentrated changeling magic but it was too fast and sent him flying to the wall and he then fainted.

"Oh no!" Sweetie Belle shouted as she took her staff and started chanting some pony-elven words again as Pipsqueak slowly awoke again, returning to the battlefield as he took his pirate gun and shot two bullets at Chrysalis, leaving her health near the border of dying.

"I wont let some silly game created by the god of chaos ruin my attempt at taking over Equestria!" Chrysalis shouted as she fired a magic thundering bolt against Sweetie Belle.

Sweetie Belle started whirling her blade around and spinning it as the bolt hit it and reflected towards Chrysalis, killing her off.

"Huh... but... this day... was going... to be... perfect." Chrysalis said as she dropped to the floor and then exploded, changeling magic shooting everywhere as every changeling and the cocoons hanging from the celiling evaporated.

All the captured ponies simply fell down in the floor, the molten goo from all of the cocoons being like cushions that made them land in one piece. The battle sequence ended as everything returned to normal.

Sweetie Belle and Pipsqueak ran up to where Babs Seed, Applebloom, Scootaloo and Diamond Tiara was laying.

"Good work! You all gained the ability... drain love! Only works in battles!"

They were both quiet as they then tried waking the four asleep filly's.

"Guh, feels like i've been bathing for ten days... in goo." Scootaloo said as she tried shaking all green goo off her.

Sweetie Belle was about to say something as the Draconequus appeared right infront of her.

"Discord! I'm howling at the moon and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon" He sang merrily before breaking out in laughter for no apparent reason.

"What's the news flash, i know it is something you want from us since you came here and felt like talking to us in person..." Babs Seed said as she looked at Discord.

"Well, nothing in general. Just something to clear out, now that you've got the game intruders... maybe we should do this the way of the book. Time to reset some time! Nyahahaha!" Discord said as he snapped his fingers and then disappeared.

The whole throne room started twisting around them and suddenly they were standing infront of Shining Armor and Cadence, the whole room being filled with guards stadning at their positions.

"This is how it should be, without any changelings! Go on ahead and do it just like last time! Teehehee!"

"Umm... Princess Cadence? I am here on important business, the forces of Discord from Minas Horseshoe is on their way to invade Coltdor, i'm afraid that you must put up defenses before they arrive." Babs Seed said, standing by the window. "Or else i fear that our world might be no longer what it is... "

"lands being sent into mayhem and chaos, everyone living in disharmony... in Discord. But we won't let that happen, for we have the elder scroll of the one ring, the scroll made in the depths of the mines in Minas Horseshoe. We don't know what happened to the other princesses... and we don't want to really. But aslong as we stand we won't let chaos reign over this beatiful land, so are you with me!?"

"Uh, you kids learnt how to stay away from drugs right? I mean... they are very tempting and all that but in the whole tartarus, you all must be very high.... AND I LIKE IT!" Cadence shouted as she then raised her hoof as one guard went out the door, later they heard bells and Babs Seed saw guards lining up outside as they went into defensive positions.

"Thank for your cooperation... princess..."

TO BE... CLICHÉ AND CONTINUE!