My life after earth

by Comedic Arts

Chapter 2: Waking In Equestria

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I awake to darkness around me, "Ugh, Where am I?" I think out loud. 'Wait.' I start to get a sudden flash of memories from what happened before I woke up, 'The fight with my mom, the fall, the darkness, I remember now.' Still doesn't answer where I'm at. 'Well guess I better get to walking' *AWHOOO* 'On second thought I'll just stay right here.' I think too myself as I look around for firewood. "Ahh, a nice warm fire, hopefully that will keep any animals and unwanted bugs away." I say as I drift off too sleep.

"...do you think of...." I hear a voice say of course I think I'm still dreaming. "....I don't know Applejack...." 'Heheh I love pony dreams.... although this one is kind of a bit too real.' ...Wait. My eyes shoot open too the bright light of the sun overhead. *Now, I had just woken up and when I first wake up my eyesight is really blurry whether or not I have my glasses on or not, done it my whole life, now back to the story* Of course I have to close my eyes back to prevent myself from going blind. I rub my eyes too get all of that crusty shit out of them, to open them back up too what looks like some small dogs standing in front of me. EYESIGHT RETURNING, NORMAL BRAIN FUNCTIONS ONLINE, NOW REGISTERING SURROUNDING, ....INITIATING BRONY FREAKOUT* 'Oh my god, I can't believe I have a very confused looking Twilight and Applejack sitting in front of me.... must resist urge to hug *fanboy squee's*.'

The three of us sit there for awhile, I'm sure a thousand thoughts going through their heads, I know my only thought at the moment 'OMG OMG OMG' and 'SQUEE' *Yeah I'm a dork leave me alone T.T*. Finally Twilight breaks the silence, "Um, are you ok, your kind of scaring me." she says as I realize I have a goofy grin plastered to my face. "Oh sorry about that it's not everyday a person of my species gets too meet talking ponies." ....Yep I broke them..... "Um, are you two okay?" I ask. "Yes we're fine, we just didn't expect you too be able to speak Equestrian." 'Hmm... Seems Legit.' "What are you?" I hear Applejack ask I guess snapping out of her shock. "I am a human, I'll explain everything I can too you both but first, would it be alright if we got off of this ground, I spent enough time down here all last night." I say standing up. ......ANNNDDD I broke them again..... "Sorry about that, I didn't think I would surprise you with my size." I say crouching back down. "You see back where I'm from other humans can range from, and I'm going by the measurement system we use in America, which is a country on my planet called Earth, which is in th....." I get cut off by Twilight. "No offense but I think you're rambling." "Sorry I have a bad habit about doing that, anyway we can up too anywhere from four feet too six feet, and in some rare cases there are other humans that can get up too 8 feet tall. "That's as tall as one our apple trees." Applejack says with an astonished look on her face. "Oh wow trees where I'm from get up up twenty feet or more, Oh the names Matthew by the way." "My name is Twilight Sparkle." "An' Ah'm Applejack, Nice tah meet yah."

After me telling them a little bit more about the human race, we start walking down a dirt path that I assume either leads too Ponyville, or even Sweet Apple Acres. "So where are we going, you guys?" I ask being careful not to trip over a loose rock. "We're going to Ponyville, where I can send a letter too the Princess and hopefully get the other girls too come meet you." Twilight says right as we walk into the market district of Ponyville. "Woot, I love making friends." I say looking like an dork, and getting a chuckle out of Twilight and Applejack. "Then Pinkie Pie and You will get along just fine, Well how about we get too the library so I can get to introducing you too the others and write that letter too Princess Celestia." "Well let's go shall we." We get into the normal part of Ponyville, we pass all the colorful buildings and Sugarcube Corner, and the Carousel Boutique. And all during that time I'm getting odd looks from everypony that we pass, It's Okay though cause I was being goofy and some of them would laugh at my antics.

We arrive at the library, too find Spike inside cleaning and stocking the bookshelves. "Hey Twilight, Applejack is that a dragon?" "Yes that's Spike, he's My number 1 assistant." Twilight says looking over to him with pride. "We should scare him." I say with a mischievous grin. "An' how do you suppose we go about doin' that?" Applejack asks. "Simple, you both go in and greet him, and then I come in and act like a big scary monster, It's gonna be great." "Sounds good, just don't cry when he mauls you Matthew." "Don't worry Twilight I've got this." I say smugly boy was I wrong.

"Spike I'm home." "Oh hey Twilight, hey Applejack." "Howdy Spike." 'Heheh this is gonna be good.' I think too myself grinning like crazy. "RAWR I AM A SCARY MONSTER!" I scream walking in and spooking Spike. "Twilight Applejack run I'll fend off the monster." He says jumping at me and at that moment I realized maybe this wasn't such a good idea. And during all of this Twilight and Applejack are watching this and rolling on the floor laughing. 'Fine, laugh at my pain ....I guess I brought this on myself.' "All right that's enough punishment for one day, I think you got him Spike." Twilight says wiping a tear away with her hoof. "HIM, that things a him?" Spike says. "Hey I take offense too that... I think." "Yes Spike, this is Matthew, He's a human from another world, we were gonna send a letter to the Princess and get the others over here too introduce him, but he figured he would scare you before he met you." Twilight says. "Boy was that a bad idea, I didn't think a baby dragon would be so strong, Do you work out or something dude?" I say too Spike, Which makes him start beaming. 'Getting on Spike's good side. Phase one complete.'

"So guys how's about we get to sending that letter." I say trying to change the subject. "Right Spike take a letter." Twilight says to Spike as he pulls a letter out of nowhere. 'The Pinkie is strong with this one.'

"Dear Princess Celestia,

I have found somepony named Matthew, He calls himself a Human and says he from another world called Earth. You have no need to worry about us or him because he is quite nice, yet very goofy, he says that he would love too meet you one day, and something about do you like bananas. I will continue to study this human and help him fit in while he is here in Equestria.

Your faithful student,

Twilight Sparkle

A/N: I know this is probably a bad part too end on but, don't worry I'll have more chapters out when they are ready to come out. If you like this story please comment and tell what you think of it, I love getting feedback and stuff. Thanks and have a nice day.

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