Unrelated Epilogue: Rainbow Dash's Horny Necrophilia Shit Eating Sexy Time Adventure

Rainbow’s Adventure

Hai gusy mey naeim is Rainbwo Dash end ey gots 2 tell u a storeee abwt meh time in the magicall world of equestria.

Ok so wan dey ey went 2 Pinkie Pie’s howz and ey fund her in her liveeng rum haefing a shit on teh fl00r. Ey was liek pinkie pet wet teh feck 2 u doing haefing a shit on teh fl00r.

Onoez she sed i am covered in shit. Plx reannbow will u lick it off mey

So ey streated to lick Peekiy Piez asshole wit mey l0ng tongh ey got dwon and p00t mey entire heed inside her asshole so far that ey came out her mouth. I climmed out of peekny peiz mouth and then pr0ceedid 2 fuck her in the ass wit mae huge steelion cock until she bled 2 f0cking death. Then i buried her did bode out in teh middle of teh Evurfree Forist and ey went bek 3 weeks later and dug up her ded body and hed anal buttsecks with it wons more.

Then I got a book about English grammar and learned how to fucking use it and stop being such a fucking retard.

So there I was having sex with Pinkie Pie’s dead body in the middle of the forest. I used her decaying and rotting bodily organs as lube for my huge blue fucking massive blue fucking penis. I have no idea how I came to acquire a blue fucking penis, but nevertheless I took my massive fucking blue fucking penis and fucking put it in her fucking mouth and fucked until she fucking came back to life and fucking died again and fucking bled like the fucking whore that she is. I fucked her so hard that her mother felt it and fucked her father with her fucking 67 inch dildo all the way up to her brain stem. I gouged out her eyes and fucked her eye sockets until her brains leaked out.

When I was finished, I shat all over Pinkie’s dead body and then dived into the pit and started playing with it, smearing my own faeces all over my body along with Pinkie’s rotten remains. I slept in my own shit for three days, murdering and brutally raping three passing school foals who happened to wander too close.

Then I proceeded to walk through Ponyville, killing ponies for no reason other than my own uncontrollable Freudian impulses and then fucking their dead bodies and shitting all over their dead bodies and then eating the shit and the dead bodies and shitting it out all over more dead bodies.

I dribbled kisses all over Twilight Sparkle’s dead body, and slid my solid throbbing cock all over her decaying body, even though she was only just alive. Then JESUS fucking came out of Twilight’s asshole and I fucked him through the face and then I flew up to the sky and shot my load, soaking Ponyville in cum for years to come.

Then I got arrested for a parking violation. Seriously wtf is up with that.