Boratese
Jagshemesh! Mai naem a Shandi! Me write dis brellient fen fictoon consitegn of one faking littel pony get facked bey two other little poens in the bedroom. Is very nice, in asshole. You like!

English
In an alternate universe, a (much older) Snips and Snails are chefs working in a hotel which may or may not be owned by Silver Spoon's father. Imagine if you will, please, that all of the characters are being voiced by a fat geordie dude who lives in his mother's basement (not me, I'm not a fucking geordie)

The description lies btw. If you're looking for high-quality literature, why are you looking at this story, you strange clopper, you? Go and read my Pinkie Pie Suicide story if you want quality!

Otherwise, enjoy your depraved, plotless clop, weirdos!