Injection

Authors notes: I decided to get back to work on Injection. I am hoping for multiple comments from multiple people for a better story to develop.

I climbed on top of a tree’s branch, and started jumping from tree to tree. As I saw the ponies walk into the forest, I knew that this was gonna be a manhunt.

I heard the leader, Twilight, say something.

“Ok, girls, we will split up into teams of 2. Rarity and Fluttershy will go east, me and Pinkie Pie will go west. Applejack and Rainbow Dash will go north.”

I ran as fast as I could towards North west, no pathway in that direction, just trees. Jumping from branch to branch, I used my wits to guide me forward.

“Here, Injy,Injy,Injy”, I heard Pinkie Pie call out my name(?). Wait, Injy, is that short for Injection? Wow, she’s even more messed up than I thought, or she wasn’t listening when I told her why they call me Injection.

Needless to say, I picked up the pace, heading more and more North West. Hoping that the Northern side would throw them off,  of course it didn’t , instead I was stuck between a rock  and a hard place, so to speak.

“Rainbow Dash, why are y’all looking at me like that? Ain’t we supposed to be looking for the Injection guy.”

I held back a chuckle at the hilarity, really, a daredevil and redneck being lesbians was just mind-blowingly hilarious, once you thought about it.

“Priceless.”, I whispered to myself, before continuing along the path.

I continued further North West, hoping to get away from both teams. As I jumped from branch to branch, I knew I had to be hasty, considering my weight, my ankle, and I felt them breaking under me.

I felt rather regretful, they took care of me, nurtured me, and then I left them in the dust.

I heard a blood curdling scream from Rarity coming from the East and immediately turned around. Time to return the favor they did me.

As I ran East, I saw both teams of two I had encountered earlier running the same way.

I took out my shotgun and climbed down the tree.

Before limping along with them.

When we got there, was when I realized I blew my cover for nothing.

“Awww isn’t it the cutest thing you’ve ever seen.”, Fluttershy said, rubbing the belly of what appeared to be a god damn baby minotaur.

“It’s Iron Will’s son.” said the proud father.

“Get away from him, Fluttershy, remember what he turned you into.” said Rarity.

“Hey! Iron Will has changed thanks to young Fluttershy, he has a family and cares about more than just money.”

I facepalmed, this was the cause of the blood curdling, ear ringing, horrified scream!?

I thought I was unnoticed so I silently slipped away from the scene. Big mistake.

As I walked down the path, the ponies now “preoccupied”, I knew I could buy myself some time.

I walked along, the feeling that something was stalking me would not go away. I decided to hide in the bushes at certain times. Wondering what the hell could be following me, eventually it came to me.

“WHO DARES DISTURB ME!?” It yelled. It was like a black Celestia with fangs and holes in its legs. The creature itself was accompanied by smaller, hornless versions.

At first I was terrified until I remembered the Ursa Major I had encountered earlier. I chuckled and then spoke up.

“Oh look, it’s Ridley Scott’s rejected daughter.”,  I mocked her, getting her riled up for the fight, I then calmly stroked sweat out of my hair.

“HOW DARE YOU! I am Chrysallis, queen of the changeling parasite.”, She yelled.

“Oh so you’re queen of a bunch of parasites. Someone, call Ripley!”, even though she didn’t understand the references I was making, they seemed to work.

“ I almost took over Equestria!” She yelled at me.

“Don’t forget LV-426.” I added, another Alien reference. I pulled out a cigarette and lit it before putting it in my mouth.

“What?”, I had her confused, she shook her head. “Your arrogance will be your downfall!”

“Blah blah blah, where is the Predator when you need him?” I chuckled, and that hit the nail on the head.

It was show time, I pulled out my  shotgun and watched as the parasites came running at me

Authors notes:  And please note how the “Teams of two” were all based on popular shippings. Laziness at its best folks