This is a somewhat crazed parody story, with a whacked random humor (similar to Pinkie's, but with more swears). If you like random humor with silly descriptions, parodies of pony personalities, and not-so-sweet-friendship language, you are going to LOVE this!

And for those of you who wonder, NO, this story doesn't contain any sex scenes. The tag is just there because of the sexual jokes and references in the story, but this a parody, NOT a clop-fic!

Plot: Twilight wakes up to have a very bad day. She really want to find her book on friendship, but can't for fox sake find it. And her not-so-clever friends ain't for any good help.

Warning: This parody contains references, extensive use of swear words, nasty sex jokes and a hazardous amount of PONIES. No rights reserved.