The Naked Apple 3 1/3: How I learned to stop whining and love the Apple

At Applejack's House.

"Anon... I just want you to know... I practice safe sex." Applejack whispers as she slips off her dress instantly.

"So do I Applejack" you reply, slipping your suit off with a single tug.

You both cover each other in giant condoms, and begin making love in the upright missionary position for the sole purpose of creating a child.

Ha ha, just kidding.