One day you were with a friend, talking about MLP and how amazing it is. But then you start talking about how most of the stuff, not just Pinkie Pie, but most of the stuff in the place makes no sense worth a damn. Then you keep questioning things until you find yourself forced through some magic portal to see a bunch of angry ponies and princesses(and a very happy Discord) and have a feeling that your going to have to explain a lot of things...but mainly question and down right say that some things make no sense.

This is my first one shot, so any comments will be accepted. This is based on my conversations with family and friends about most things in FIM that makes no sense worth the life of me. So...if you don't want to see everypony rage at someone telling them 'this doesn't make any sense' then don't read this. But this is not a troll fic, I just needed to do this and frankly, why would I do something silly like that?