Convenient

"What... Do you think about it?" I tried to get her to answer the question before I did. I had no clue what to say in response.

"I asked you first." She came back.

"Yes you did. BUT!But. Ladies first, says the gentleman." I said with a grin. I attempted to break some of the tension.

She opened her mouth as if she was about to say something, then she closed her mouth and thought about it some more. "I don't know!" She shouted into her pillow. "I can't say that there's nothing there, that I don't feel that way... I'm just really confused."

Holy shit, Rainbow Dash just admitted to liking me... Feels good. My mind then kicked into overdrive, thinking of all possible outcomes of all my options. If I said yes she might say yes too... Then I would be dating Rainbow Dash. She could say no also. Then it would be awkward forever. If I said no then it would result in awkwardness again, plus I would be lying too. I contemplated all my choices. She's a damn pony! You can't be thinking about this! Dad would go into rage mode and throw us through a wall! I argued with myself in my head. I can't say that I don't have feeling for her either. I'll deal with that as it comes, I don't think that he would be that angry. I laid in bed and thought while looking at Rainbow Dash, who had her face buried into her pillow. Even though I was a good seven feet from her, My sight still caught the glisten of a tear roll down her cheek.

Fuck it!

I got up out of my bed and walked over to Dash's bed and laid down beside her. She looked up at me. "Scooch over a bit, i'm kind of hanging off the side." I said with a grin. She silently slid over to give me some room.

"What are you doing?"She asked me with her rose irises focused on me. I set my head down on the pillow in front of her head. We were now about as close we were when we woke up in my bed that morning.

"Dash, I would completely be lying if I said I didn't feel anything for you either. Jeremy might be a dick, but he does have some valid points." I said to her, trying to uplift her. "I would have given anything just to meet you a week ago. Now your fighting your feelings about me, that's pretty awesome. I think they were right about everything, except for Jeremy when he said that thing about you being naked. That was wrong. This is going to sound really lame, but, these past couple of days have been some of the best of my life just hanging out with you."

"You really mean that?" She asked with a weak smile.

"Yes." I replied. "Does that... Help at all?"

"It helps a lot. I was afraid that you didn't feel the same way." Rainbow Dash said. "I thought that you would get freaked out and leave or something."

"I'm sorry, but that just stupid!" I said to her. "I would never leave. Mainly because I can't, also there is nothing that you can do or say that would ever make me want to leave."

She giggled and then became some-what serious again. "So you would be OK with... Us?"

"I would definitely be OK with being able to call you my girlfriend, or marefriend." I answered. We both blushed heavily and smiled while looking into each other's eyes. "Your OK with sharing your bed with me? I know you don't like sharing it with your friends..." I asked her.

"That's because they weren't my new special somepony." She replied with a grin. We knew what the other was thinking at that moment. The distance between our lips was rapidly decreasing. We held eye contact the entire time we were closing in. Closer and closer, until our lips made contact. Both our eyes were closed, deep blood red color brightening and taking more territory on our faces. I could feel the heat from her blush through her lips. I was sure I was going to have a heart attack, because of how furiously it was beating. Reluctantly, we broke the kiss. I could feel...  An expansion.

"I'm just gonna flip onto my back..." I said. I was wearing under-armor underwear so it successfully concealed it underneath the blanket.

"And I should probably flip onto my stomach too then..." Dash said, uncomfortably. I then felt a jab in my side, followed by noticing something rather large under the blanket that was almost like a small wall. Dash's blush deepened as she flipped over. Her wing was now going across my body. It was warm and soft, they weren't like normal feathers. They were much thinker then normal feathers and they sure as hell weren't made from the same material either. "I'm so sorry!" Dash cried.

"I'm alright with this." I admitted with a chuckle. "Right now, i'm thankful that mine is more subtle." I mumbled. "Your wings are as soft as you, it's like another blanket."

"I don't know if that's a compliment or an insult..." She snickered. "Hey don't you have to go to school tomorrow?" She picked her upper body up to ask me.

I burst into laughter when she said that. "Are you kidding me?" She gave me a weird look. "I'm in Equestria. They'll be fine without me there for a while."

"Nice." She said as she fell back down to her bed with satisfaction. She rested her head on my chest, I could feel the blood return to my face again. I wrapped my arm around her.

"Your my little pony." I said. She started to laugh.

"That was so lame, and it made you sound like a pedophile!" She chortled.

"I don't care, it was worth it." I said. "Hey, your not a early-riser, are you?"

She started to laugh even harder at the thought of her getting up early. "That's funnier then the first thing! The other ponies are lucky if I get up before twelve!"

"Damn, your awesome." I relished in the fact that she was lazy like me.

"I know." She whispered as we fell asleep in the position we were in.

***

When I awoke, I was instantly hit with a headache that could slay a walrus. Probably from all the teleporting we did yesterday. Clasping my head I sat up and threw my feet over the side of the bed, only to realize that my normal floor was not there. I fell off of the bed and slammed into the floor. Where the hell am I? It wasn't like my normal floor either though. It was soft, plush, and a pleasant enough temperature for me to lay on the ground for a while. I was grateful that the impact was so soft that It didn't affect my throbbing head at all. "Have a good sleep?" Rainbow Dash snickered.

I slowly turned my tired body over to face her. The events of yesterday flooded back to me. "I like your floors."

"I can see that." She said. "Need some help?"

"Nah, i'm fine." I said as I got to my feet. "Your toilet in the same place? I have to drop my morning deuce."

"That's romantic." She said sarcastically.

"You know it." I replied with a smile, as I blew her a joke kiss and pivoted out the door.

***

After my morning business, and after touching the walls and floors to make the colors shoot out for fifteen minuets; I climbed back into bed with Dash. "Your bathroom is seriously one of the coolest damn things i'v ever seen." I said as I got back under the covers. I set my head back down on the same pillow, we were facing each other the same way we were last night.

"It's pretty useless though." She said.

"It's so cool in there though!" I argued. "It's a bathroom it's not suppose to be useless."

"You hungry?" She switched the topic. "I could go for food right now."

"Yea, I could definitely eat." I told her. "But, i'm so comfortable right that I don't want to move at all."

"That dilemma..." She said with a smirk. "Get food, or get to stay in bed. It's a question that effects me every morning."

"What do you have to eat anyway?" I asked. "I know that ponies don't have microwaves, so what do you have?"

"I shop like I shower, not often." She said. "OH! But, I do still have a cake that we couldn't eat at pinkie's party."

"Cake for breakfast? Don't know about you, but that's enough to get me out of bed." I said. "One. Two. THREE!" I counted and hoisted myself up off the comfy mattress. "I'll will see you downstairs." I said, pointing to her as I walked out the bedroom door. Only to return a few moments later. "Wait a second, how do you have a cake from a party? You've been in my world the past five days..."

"The party was for when I left to go pick up that book." Rainbow Dash explained. "Pinkie knew that it would take me a few days to get there and back so they threw me a kind of goodbye party thing."

***

Rainbow Dash had a pretty big house, it was definitely bigger than mine. I loved how everything was white. It made everything seem really sleek and clean. I was in her kitchen, scouting for food. Her kitchen had many shelves and drawers above my head. At one of the highest platforms, I could make out the cake and a round plate. Rainbow Dash came down the stairs a few seconds after my find. "You knew I was coming, didn't you." I said in defeat, there was no possible way I was going to get that down without a latter of some sort.

"Yup!" She said as she flapped her wings and gained altitude to reach the cake. "Let me help you out a bit."

"I think I could have got it. You might have had some broken dishes and shelves, but I could get it.

"Or I could do this." She picked the plate up with her mouth and then descended again and set the plate down on the white counter top. It had chocolate frosting and sprinkles covering it. "I still remember that you lied to me to get me in that bathroom."

"Yes, I did. You had to wash." I said flatly. "I was actually surprised it worked though." Dash opened a drawer and pulled out a knife with her mouth. She trotted over and attempted to cut the cake. "Let fingers help you here..." I said as I took the knife from her mouth and cut the cake in three places. I grabbed two plates that Dash handed me and I slapped a piece on each with ease. "That's how it's done."

"Nice trick." She said as we sat down to a table in the kitchen. "I need a drink." She got up and looked in her pantry. "Crap, I don't have any juice left."

"I got some at my house, we could go there really fast and get some." I suggested.

"Sure, let's do it." I got up and touched her shoulder and we were back in my kitchen, in my house. I turned around an opened the fridge and pulled out a carton of apple-juice. "Got it." I waved it in the air."

"Jack?" I herd Jeremy call my name from the couch. "You douche-bag! You just left me here!"

"Wow, your still here?" Dash said, surprised. Jeremy walked over to us. "Why didn't Will drive you home?"

"When he finally got up he refused to take me anywhere!" Jeremy shouted. "He just went to bed!"

"Oh, that sucks." I said. "You slept on the couch? Why didn't you just take my room?"

Jeremy took in a breath as he was about to say something, but nothing came out. He sighed and slapped his fore-head. "Because it never came to mind."

"Oh well. You deserved it." I said to him.

"Why? Because I told them about your moment with a weird horse thing?" As soon as he finished his sentence I slid up beside him and backhanded him right in the testicles. He bent over in pain, he put one knee on the ground. "Why the hell did you do that?" Jeremy chocked out.

"Because loyalty goes both ways, Jeremy." I told my friend. "You can't talk about Dash like that."

"Thanks Jack." Dash said with a expression of appreciation for defending her.

"We call each other way worse things then that though!" Jeremy groaned, holding his crotch.

"Yea, but not her, It's different." I said to him.

"How is it different in any way?" He looked up at us. I had the juice in my right hand and used the left to give Rainbow Dash a brohoof and Jeremy disappeared, along with the rest if my kitchen; to be replaced with Dash's.

I looked at Dash. "Got what we wanted." I said as I passed her the carton. We sat back down at the table.

"Are we ever going to tell anyone?" She asked me.

"About our thing?" I asked back.

"Yea." She answered.

"I don't know, what do you want to?" I asked her again.

"I'm not sure, it'd be weird." She said. "Not anytime soon though."

"I'm fine with postponing." I told her. "I'm actually thirsty too now, where's your cups?" I got up out of my chair and started to search through her drawers for a glass.

"They're over ther-"

"Oh, my god!" I interrupted her. I turned back around with a round glass object in my hand. "Why do you have a monocle... In your kitchen?" I immediately put it on. It latched onto my eye perfectly. I never understood how, though.

"I think a better question is: why don't you." She said back.

"I feel so fancy." I said with rope hanging from my eye lends.

"You sure do look fancy." She commented sarcastically.

"Indubitably." I replied as I saw the cups Dash was pointing to on the shelves across from me. "Ah, I see." I grabbed a cup and sat back down. I poured myself a cup of juice to go with my cake. "Breakfast of a champion."

"I know right?" She agreed. "Anyway, would your people have a problem with us?" Dash asked me.

"Definitely." Dash squeaked with hurt. "If I cared what they thought then I wouldn't have done anything."

She smiled, then sighed. "I can't take you seriously with that on." She referenced my new monocle.

"Your going to have to, because i'm not taking it off." I informed her.

"You just like to ruin moments don't you?" She asked.

"I do, it's another hobby of mine." Rainbow Dash giggled and leaned over and kissed my cheek. I could feel a blush rising upon my face. At which point we heard a gasp from behind us. We whipped around and saw that Fluttershy was standing by the front door of Dash's house that had a straight line of sight into the kitchen where we were eating. It was silent for a couple seconds before I broke it once again. "Ah Fluttershy! What news have you?" I said with the voice of the monocle. She fell over onto her side with a thud upon impact.

"That's not good." Dash said as we abandoned our breakfast to help Fluttershy. "Why'd you say that like that?" She asked as I picked the unconscious Pegasus up and followed Dash into her living room where her couches were.

"Because it's a regal and fancy tone, one that goes with a monocle of such proportions. Plus I was kind of hoping that she would think this was a dream." When I laid her down she almost immediately regained consciousness. She just wanted me to carry her, faker.

"Hey, sleepyhead." Dash whispered to her. "You OK?"

"What?" Fluttershy asked. Then she remembered what she saw before she went out. "You kissed him!" She shouted.

"Yes, bu-"

"Are you dating him?" She interrupted her. "How long have you two been dating? I want to know everything!" She questioned with a smile. I think she's the romantic, gossip type. She seemed to be getting giddy.

I sighed. "So much for postponing. That lasted a whole, what, hour?"

"Fluttershy, you can't tell anyone about this, OK?" Rainbow Dash told her. "This is our little secret for now, alright?"

"I understand. I could tell them, if you want, though." She offered.

"No." I said. "We will tell them when, and if, we want to."

"That's no good!" She contended. "You two do like each other, right? Why would you want to keep this a secret?"

"We do like each other." Rainbow Dash said. She looked up at me, we both got a slight blush. "It's just that we've only known each other for five days, that's counting this morning."

"Oh, it's so romantic though!" Fluttershy squealed. "He saved your life and then took you in, then you find feelings for each other!"

"I'm missing something, why are you here?" I asked her.

"Oh, Twilight said she wanted to see you in her library." She said. "Rainbow Dash is usually asleep still, so I came in and was going to wake her up. She has someone to wake up for now!" She squealed again and then gasped. "Are you two sharing a bed?"

"Why does that matter?" Dash asked.

"Have you two made love yet?" Fluttershy asked, she had been beaming since she woke up.

"WHAT!?" I shouted. I turned to Rainbow Dash, who was red-faced too. "Has she always been like this?"

"She likes weird romance things..." She answered. She looked back to Fluttershy. "We haven't talked about that ourselves. We're definitely not talking about it with you!"

"Please?" Fluttershy pleaded. "I want to know!"

"I'm done here, i'll go get dressed for whatever Twilight wants." I said as I started up the stairs to the pile of clothes I snatched from my dresser.

***

The three of us were right outside Twilight's home, at the front door. I turned back to Fluttershy. "Remember, not a word about it." I told her.

"I understand." She replied. I opened the door and let Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy lead. There was no one in the main room.

"Hello?" Dash called.

"Down here!" We heard Twilight's voice from the basement of the library. We walked down the stairs and saw that Twilight had a laboratory in her basement. No one was down there either, we wondered where Twilight was down her. There were beakers and bottles of unknown liquids of all sorts on counters and shelves.. We came upon some sort of platform with many straps on it, they were all undone and ready for use. It looked like a hospitable bed, with many more straps to hold down a patient.

"Um... Twilight?" I called this time. "What's this?" I asked, getting a little nervous with the situation.

"GRAB HIM!" Seven ponies came from what seemed like nowhere and pushed me down onto the bed.

"What's going on?" I shouted. I tried to get them off, but there was too of them. I could handle one pony easily, but not seven. They held my arms down and strapped me into the platform bed. I was facing down, with all my limbs stripped of movement. When they were finished strapping me down they backed away. I could still move my head to look around the room. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were still just standing there, watching with concerned looks. "Thanks for the help!" I said sarcastically.

"No problem." Dash said back.

I scanned the room and Recognized all the ponies. It was the mane six excluding the two watching, Big-mac, and Lyra and bonbon for some reason. Spike was watching too. "Why am I strapped down? This is pretty creepy."

Twilight went into another room and came back out quickly with a foot-long syringe in her levitation spell. "Don't worry about it." She said as she trotted behind me.

"You strapped me, face down on a bed, and got out a big-ass needle! I have every right to worry!" I shouted back. I looked up to the ponies in front of me. "And you all are OK with this?"

"Yup." Big-mac answered.

"Yea, this hurts us more then it'll hurt you." Rarity said. "Just kidding, this is going to hurt you a lot!" She laughed.

"It's not cause we're just doin' it to do it, though." Applejack said. "Twi said that it should help with all yer bleedin'."

"Then why does it involve a huge needle?" I asked, tried to get out of the thick straps. "Can you just do it in my arm or something? You all have magic! Why is that needed?"

"Twilight explained it to us before we came to help." Lyra said. "She needs to do it in the center of your body, or just roughly around it."

I stared at her with a dumbfounded look. "That doesn't make any sense!" I shouted.

"It's magic, it doesn't have to make sense." Bonbon replied. They all snickered.

"Why'd you have to strap me down? Why not just ask me?" I said.

"Because you would have probably said no." Twilight said. "After you two left yesterday, I researched it a bit and came up with this. It should help you.This really is the best for you."

"And I'm here cause I thought it would be fun to watch." Spike said with a chuckle.

"That's nice of you." I said sarcastically. "How long am I going to be strapped down like this though?" I asked.

"Jack, relax. It's probably not going to be that bad. It'll be done soon." Rainbow Dash said.

"But when is this going to happe- AHH! DAMN IT!" I shouted out in pain. The ponies in the room giggled.