Convenient

Dash and I were once again awakened by the high pitched shout of the alarm clock to get us out of bed. Neither of us wanted to sleep on the floor so we shared the bed for another night. The day started exactly the same way it did yesterday. We both opened our eyes in unison. This time we were less shocked at waking with the other right in our faces. I now knew to face down in the mornings. We laid in bed for a few moments more.

"My brother really needs to move out so that you can take his room..." I grunted as I slammed the alarm clock to silence it. I then retreated to the warmth of the blankets and rubbed my eyes.

"You alwasy get up this early?" Dash moaned as she pushed her face into the pillow.

"Not my choice, I assure you." I said as I prepared myself to get out of bed.

Dash sat up and stretched her wings, I guess that's part of her morning ritual. "I got to use the bathroom." She said as she climbed out of bed.

"OK, well, i'll work up the strength to move enough to get up soon." She just smiled at this and shuffled out the door. Rainbow Dash was still not accustomed to the layout of our house though. She past the bathroom and accidentally wandered into my brother's room. He was already up, reading a book in bed. When Dash entered his room he tilted his novel down so he could see her.

My brother just stared into her eyes and said: "If you shit on my carpet, I will end you." and then continued reading.

Dash realized her mistake and backed out of the room.

"OK, one, two three!" I hoisted myself up off the mattress. Mornings suck! Although, waking up with Rainbow Dash makes it much, much more tolerable. Even if it was still really awkward. I thought as I stumbled over to the closet to put on fresh clothes.

***

"What's for breakfast?" asked dash as she approached me in the kitchen who was looking for something to eat.

"well..." I rummaged around the pantry. "YES!" I shouted, startling Dash.

"What?" She asked. trying to see what I found.

"I found some doughnuts! Although I have no idea where they're from though..." I removed the box of cream filled pastries and looked back into the pantry. Fucking Narnia back in there?

"Humans have doughnuts?" I set the box down on the counter, Dash examined them curiously while I ripped open the box.

"Yea, and they're pretty damn delicious." I passed her one. She took a bite out of it and shrugged.

"I'm tellin' you, we definitely have food over you. If I ever get back home and for some reason your there too, our food will blow your mind." She said, I took the box with me over to the couch and turned on the T.V.

"We'll see, for now, I don't believe you. We still have meat. By the way, school food is disgusting, so don't get exited for lunch..." I flipped through the shows before deciding on one of my favorite shows.

"What's this?" Dash asked, she sat on the other couch across the room.

"Tosh.O" I said with a chuckle.

***

After the show ended, it was time to go to school. Rainbow Dash and I were on our way out the door.

"Why did that polar bear attack that woman?" Dash asked as I locked the front door with my backpack on.

"I have no idea." Pretty good one...

"Where did that bottle come from that hit the bear in the face? Oh, was that special effects too?" Dash asked.

"No, those videos were real." I said laughing a bit. "That beer bottle did come out of nowhere though, probably just some random guy."

I was walking to my car when I noticed that Dash was no longer beside me, but above me. "It feels amazing to fly again!" It seemed as though Dash was weightless in the air. She took off like a bullet. She flew about five laps around the house without even breaking a sweat.

"You have speed over us, ill give ya that." I watched in astonishment. She just gave a cocky smirk at hearing me say that. "Com'on, we got to g-"

I then saw my brother poke his head out of the doghouse. "Jack, are you taking her to school with you?" He questioned with an angry tone.

"I'll go first, what the hell are you doing in the doghouse? Weren't you just up in your bed?" Dash and I just stared at him with blank faces, not knowing what was going on.

My brother and I then silently nodded to each other in agreement of 'I didn't see anything if you didn't'. I tapped Dash on the shoulder to let her know to get in the car. I then backed away from my brother and plopped down in the driver's seat. I remembered that Dash has never seen a car before and probably doesn't know how to open the door, so I leaned over and popped open the passenger's door.

Dash was busy poking the car suspiciously with her hoof. She obviously didn't trust human technology yet. "Dash." I got her attention and she climbed into the seat cautiously.

I just sighed and started up the car. Dash was startled when the engine roared to life. I giggled a little at her jump, Dash gave me a embarrassed glare. I then pulled out of the driveway and started down the road.

"So... Why was he in the doghouse?" I looked to me.

"I have NO IDEA, but it stopped him from busting me on taking you so i'm not sure I want to know." I admitted. "Hey, Dash."

"What?" She replied back without looking at me, she was looking out the window. She was admiring the countryside sunrise and wondering how a car worked without coal or another pony pulling it.

"Is... Is your hair naturally like that?" I asked, glancing at her rainbow mane and tail as I drove.

"Yeeeea, why? You think you could pull it off?" She joked, she was staring at me now with a chuckling smirk.

"HELL'S YEA!" I shouted sarcastically. "I always wondered if it was or wasn't..." I periodicity looked over to Dash and the road.

"Yea, it is. Why do you think my parents named me Rainbow?" Dash added.

"Meh, OK. Don't be surprised though if people call you a lesbian." Dash frowned.

"Why would they do that?" Dash barked.

"Because a rainbow is pretty mush the symbol for gays here." I grinned at her expression. She let out a snort and gazed out the window.

"You know, you can follow me there if you want. I assume you can fly faster then this car, yes?" I informed her.

Dash was exploring the car, she reached down the seat and accidentally pulled a lever. She then fell backwards. "WHOA!" She then realized that it was just the seat laying down. Dash put her hooves up on the dashboard and got comfy. "Ahhh, I'm fine." Dash then dozed off into a slumber.

I looked over to the napping pegasus. She initially fell asleep with her back hooves up and her front hooves behind her head, she was now curled up with her hooves tucked in close to her. She moved in her sleep and rested her head on my arm that was on the center console. She's so damn cute! This reminds me of my little Dashie...shit. I then fought off tears, being only half successful with the tears staying in my eyes, blinding me.

***

Dash woke up when the car hit a pothole. I was pulling into a parking lot that looked as though it was being replaced, but the workers said 'good enough' and walked away after breaking it up. The building looked sketchy, it had multiple rusty broken down cars in front.

"THIS is your school!?" Dash asked shocked. She sat up after waking up from her five minuet nap.

"What? No, this is a gas station. I always stop here to pick up a Redbull." I parked the car and yanked out the keys.

"What's a Redbull?" Dash was curious now.

"Oh, your gonna' love it. com'on." I got out of the car, soon followed by Rainbow Dash. "buckle up, the first ones the most intense."

"I doubt it's that good, but it does have an awesome name..." Dash hovered by me while she rubbed her chin pondering the name.

***

We exited the gas station about two minuets later. There was no other customers in there, the Indian cashier didn't see Rainbow Dash until we were leaving. He just stared for a few seconds, blinked a few times and popped some strange looking pills into his mouth and carried on with his own business.

Rainbow Dash and I were walking back to the car. She was barley making an effort to hover behind me. She was reading sixteen ounce energy drink in her hooves. "...made with taurine... What's taurine?"

"Bull testosterone. It gives you extra energy and confidence, and other crap like that." I hopped back in the car.

"How do you..." Rainbow Dash was trying to open the can. She then noticed the top. "Ah, I see." She pulled the tab on the top and the can let out a burst of carbonation. She sniffed it and took a sip.

"Dash com'on get in I'm gonna' be la-" I turned my head back around to Dash who was not there. All that was there was a rainbow trail that seemed to go on for miles in front of my windshield. "Shit..."

I started the car, getting ready to look for her. I heard a crash and then looked to my right to see Dash in my passenger seat. She had already finished the can.

"That stuff is AWESOME!!" Dash was shouting. "You keep driving! I'll follow you!" And like that she was gone again. I poked my head out the window to see where she went when I felt a gush of wind above me. Dash was just flying around in a circle above my car. I then pulled out of the parking lot and resumed my way to school. Jesus, I wonder how Pinkie pie would take to Redbull... I shuttered and opened my own drink.

***

We had reached our destination. There was insane amounts of traffic so I opened the passenger door of the highway before we got there so that dash could fly in. I pulled into a grass field to park behind the school.

"Man, those drinks do NOT last long." Dash complained as she stumbled out of the car.

"Well, they last about four hours for me. I could be the fact that your a pony, or that you just flew what seems like around the world!" I suggested.

"Meh, could be." It seemed like Rainbow Dash never walked, She always hovered.

"Science is my first period, so this should be fun." I ginned.

"Whatcha' got planned." She asked deviously.

"Well, I have like eight different classes. So we can try out a bunch of crap. Fist though, let's make it simple, pretend like nothings different. Everything is normal and that there's not a animated pony there." I explained.

"That dosn't seem fun at all..." Dash pouted.

"Think about it Dash, my mom passed out when she first saw you. You'll see, just try and keep a blank face." I challenged. Dash regained her smile as we walked into the building.

People who saw Dash just stood there and stared, motionless, as we walked through the halls of the school to get to my first class. Dash chuckled a little. "See, this will be funny."

On our way to the class room, We came across my friend Jeremy at his locker. He saw me approach and then saw Rainbow Dash beside me. His eyes widened for a second then returned to their normal appearance. "Hey, duche how you doin'?"

Pretending to not see her, touche. I secretly nudged Dash to play his little game. She nodded in understanding, It was cool to work together on a challenge for once. "Hey buddy, you goin' to class?"

"No, i'm going to my locker." He said sarcastically as he slammed his locker shut. "Yea i'm going to class! let's go, bells about to ring!"

"This guy seems funny. I like how hes snarky." Dash said out loud, loud enough for Jeremy to hear. He just grinned as her comments. "He's really cute too!" Jeremy's face started to blush a heavy red.

"What's the matter? Is it too hot in here for you Jeremy?" I asked snidely.

"Nope! I'm actually feeling a little cold, my nipples could cut diamonds right now!" Jeremy snickered.

Dash then flew up close to his ear. "Have you tested that out?" Dash whispered in her ear.

That broke him. "Damn it! Alright fine, you win." We reached our class room and took our seats inside. The teacher was busy printing something off in the other room. We were the first people there. I then found out that Jeremy lied. Bells about to ring, my BALLS!

We sat down at a table. Jeremy started first. "OK, why are you here! Go the hell back! I only want to see you on Saturdays!" He shouted, faking anger.

My glare turned into me beaming at him when i understood what he was saying. Dash looked offended and angry, she did not get it yet. "Hes saying hes a fan of the show, meaning he already knows about you too." I looked over to him who was grinning.

"Ah, I see, i'm not sure I like that..." She narrowed her eyes when she looked at Jeremy.

"Why? I thought that the Rainbow Dash would love being famous." Jeremy glanced over to me. "Holy crap, is that just a tulpa?"

I laughed "No, you idiot. She's the real one. Didn't you see the last one? She's gone!" I told Jeremy. "We should probably try and keep her away from any and all fourchan people."

"They're not all bad!" He argued.

"Oh,really? It so happens I have their app! let's see what quality literature is on there today..." I opened the app and looked through the pony tab. Dash had no idea what we were talking about. "OK, here's one. Apple Jack suddenly appears beside you, what do? First post, Rape." I looked across the table to my friend rolling his eyes. "Second post...hugs, Oh maybe they aren't that bad, Oh wait, it says hugs, then rape. Third post... rape. Fourth post... pic un-related, just some fat kid taking a dump. Ninety-eight percent of everyone there is bad.

"Rape?" Dash gave a horrified expression.

"Yea, so steer clear of those people and you'll be fine." Jeremy tried to reassure her. "How'd you get her anyway?"

"Well, one, props for the nerves of steel, everyone so far has flipped out, including me. Second, I didn't get her, It's not like I own her. Lastly, I found her drowning in a pond on Friday. As I recall I told you that kind of." I said to him in a casual tone.

"Thanks, I'm a boss." Dash remembered the video and started to laugh. Jeremy cocked an eyebrow to me, pointing at her.

"I showed the video." I said in a flat tone.

"Ah, and yes, I did see the last episode. Rainbow Dash was suppose to deliver something then got lost?" It then clicked in our heads that we forgot about the book of potions.

"I KNEW WE WERE FORGETTING SOMETHING!!" She shouted.

"I know! We got side tracked with that movie!" I was rubbing my eyes annoyed that we forgot about it. "It's in the car even! Here, i'll write a note in sharpie on my hand so i won't forget again." I popped that cap off a marker and wrote on the back of my hand.

"OK, good. We have to get that right when you finish whatever you do here." Dash stated.

"I recall that you resuscitated a pony... sounds awkward..." Jeremy smirked, breaking us out of our realization.

"There's been more awkward moments then that..." Dash's voice trailed off remembering the shower and the bed. We both blushed a deep red.

"Sounds... interesting" Jeremy gave me a curious look. He then heard people coming. "people commin'! Same game as this before!"

Dash and I snapped out of our memory and put on our poker faces for class.

***

Yes, I will bring all the other ponies into the story, within the next few chapters actually.