Chapters I Get To Be A Pony! Rule 63 Edition
Chapter 1: The Bus To Equestria!
Maybe I should get to work on that bucket list....nah Mamma Georgia is gonna tell you her story about her going to Equestria! *hey it's the author and I'd like you to meet my R63 self Georgia!* Hiya!
I was grabbing my math textbook when a familiar bully shoved me to the ground. "Hey what was that for!" I said getting up only to be shoved back down.
"Dunno felt like it." said Sarah Williams my biggest tormentor in all of middle school. She was roughly five four so much shorter than me which I'm five eleven, her arms were kinda beefy, and her blonde hair was short and smooth. Her blue eyes made her the perfect candidate along with her blonde hair to be a giggly blonde girl cliché.
"Well that's not a good reason now is it f**tard?" I said defiantly looking her dead in the eyes. When she faltered I let out a smirk before grabbing my book, and shutting my locker "See ya later!" I said with a bit of a chime.
"Your not getting away from this!" she said walking after me, but I was already in my class. I should probably describe myself shouldn't I? Well I'm Georgia Daniels and I'm 14 a year older than our little author, and I have long brown hair curls everywhere! Also I wear a Purdue University tank top everyday, and a Pokemon hair clip. My eyes are purple which my parents thought was weird, and being different they picked on me. Some parents they were.
I walked to my desk my pitch black crocs not making a sound as I sat next to my buddy Jessie. She was rather short, and had....you can't really tell her hair color with how short she cuts it, and a Doctor Who T-shirt. The bell rang right as I sat down, and I spent the next half hour 'learning' and then left running down the halls because it was Friday! Which meant I got to lock myself in my room, and game, and write all weekend. You might be thinking 'Wow a gamer girl!', and a lot of the kids at my school *mostly gamers* hit on me on a daily bases, and a little rumor started spreading when I accepted one of they're requests for diner. Now I'm known as the school slut! Nothing even happened at the date I just thanked him for brining me, and we parted ways.
I was leaving that behind me as me, and my cousin Mary walked out of the school doors. "So what are you doin this weekend?" I asked.
"Nothing really just gonna sit around, maybe play some GTA you know how it goes." answered Mary. I sighed as I remembered my parents sold my X-Box just yesterday so I couldn't join her. Everything was running smoothly till I heard someone yell.
"HEY SLUTTBAG!"
I hated that nickname it made zero sense! What is a sluttbag anyway a bag full of sluts? "Go away Sarah we don't want trouble" I said to the bully approached me, and my cousin.
"Well your getting it!" she said I just rolled my eyes, and having enough of it slammed my foot into her chest. I heard a crack, and she fell over holding her gut.
"Let's go!" I said leading my cousin onto the bus.
"What was that back there?" asked Mary eyes wide behind her glasses her blonde hair blocking her face.
"I kicked Sarah....in the ribs what part did you not see?" I asked a wee bit confused.
"You broke her ribs is what you did!" exclaimed Mary "I could hear, and feel her bones breaking!"
"Well maybe I did she had it coming." I said as my bus arrived at my stop, and I got out of my seat, but Mary grabbed my back pack.
"You know your parents are gonna be mad at you right?" said Mary concerned.
I just laughed "When are they not?" I then walked home with my little brother, feeling the gravel crunch beneath my crocs I asked. "So how mad do you think mom and dad will be on a scale of 1-10?"
"11.5" said my brother Craig "that is if they don't come up with another reason to be mad at you."
Not more than five minutes passed, and my parents outright disowned me. Man it's not like this is the first something like this has happened I've broken a few people before, but only to try and get my parents to notice me it worked alright, but now I was running away and never coming back. My bag was packed, my bat in hand so I walked out of my room, and down the stairs.
"The little creiten comes out at last now get back up there!" said my dad *man my dad was never like this the universe must really hate Georgia*
"Nope." I said as I walked past over to the door.
"What did you say?" said my dad rising from his seat he covered the distance between us in a flash, and grabbed my wrist I tried to pull it away, but to no avail. "Cause it sounds like you just said no to me."
"That I did" I said trying again to pull away only for his grip to tighten "and I'm sticking to my choice!" I slammed my fist into his nose, and this time he let go only to hold his now broken nose "Tah Tah!" I said as I walked out the door wiggling my fingers at my parents. I let the door close behind me, and I took a deep breath before walking away from this sorry excuse for a home.
"And so if any pony sees something on my page that's not usually like me it's probably my parents. Dovahsis logging out....for now." I typed before hitting the save button and making a blog post to explain my leave, and walked out of the library. I pulled on the pocket of the jacket I 'borrowed', and stepped onto the road not paying attention as a bus turned the corner. I looked up to late as a bus collided with me throwing me down the road.
Equestria
My head wasKILLING ME . I groaned as I sat up, and found I was in a cottage of sorts. "Were am I." I said scratching my head expecting hair, I found hair but also a pair of ears....on top of my...head...."GAH!" I yelped feeling the ears. I looked down at my hands, and found them covered in a red fur of sorts. "If I'm a anthro pony I better not be an alicorn!" I said reaching up, and finding no horn, I grinned, and felt my back finding a pair of wings. "Pegasus...cool!" I also had a tail.
"Oh my your awake." said a quiet voice. I turned, and saw the door was open, and a yellow pegasus stallion stood in the frame.
"Mehhhhhhh!" was all I said before flopping back on the bed, and passing out.
I Get To Be A Pony! Rule 63 Edition
I awoke about....three hours later, and the sun was setting on the horizon. I stretched my arms, and yawned I felt a slight discomfort on my back, and I remembered the wings. "This is gonna be one pain in the butt." I said spreading my wings I saw lots of feathers were out of alignment, and by spreading my wings the discomfort disappeared. "That's one problem down one to go!" I started picking out stray feathers, and when I was satisfied with how they looked I folded my wings back against my back.
I slid out if bed stretching again I turned the doorknob, and stepped into the hall. I found my crocs outside in the hall, and slipped them on "Yay me and my buddies are together again!" I said to myself. I looked up, and saw the yellow stallion from earlier I knew his name, but I couldn't place it he was just getting to the top of the stairs his long pink mane blocking half his face. "Hey!" I called to him hoping to talk, but he yelped and shot straight up slamming through the roof. "Moooooo!" I said jumping out the window at the end of the hall landing with a roll on the wet grass. "You there?" I called "I just wanted to ask you something!"
"Oh-okay..." said the stallion as he glided down to the ground. "W-w-what did you want to talk about....." man was this guy shy....."my names Shy Wing...." yep I knew it! I'm in My Little Pony.....my life is now perfect *I know it's awesome right?* shaddup author! *okay...*
Anyway "Hey I'm Georgia Daniels, but you can call me Georgia!" I said extending my hand for a handshake, and he took it, and I shook.....a little to hard cause he was flailing in the air as he went up, and down. "Oops sorry!" I said letting go, and thus he fell to the ground in a heap.
He meepped and zipped back into the cottage. "Well that's off to a bad start." I said to myself, and then decided to walk back to the cottage, and get some answers.
"So you just found me...passed out....near death....in a ditch, and you....brought me here, and nursed me back to health....thanks!" I said after getting some answers about what happened to me *well somewhat* I knew I got hit by a bus so near death that was understandable.
"Oh...um...your welcome..." said the shy stallion in front of me.
"A thank you isn't enough!" I said giving him a hug "Hugs are best payment!" the stallion in my arms obviously didn't think so because he was trying to quietly squirm out of my hold I caught on and let go still smiling. "Sooooo what can I do around here to help?" I asked.
Shy Wing wasn't sure how to respond. "Can I at least patch up the roof?" I said pointing to the hole in the roof raising an eyebrow. I wanted to help with something I mean he just saved my fu**ing life!
"I guess...if you want to that is!" said the stallion, and that was enough for this girl...or is it mare now? Anyway after a few minutes I had gathered all I needed to repair the roof, and I was sitting on the edge of the hole looking for a plank of wood amongst my supplies. I found it, and placed it over the hole I then grabbed a hammer, and a nail, and proceeded to nail in the plank. After roughly thirty minutes I had patched up the hole with all four planks I put up all my supplies, and walked back to the cottage. "It's all done Shy! I'll be heading to town!" I told the stallion who jumped at the volume of course I didn't notice, and I was on the path to town.
"WELCOME TO PONYVILLE!" yelled out the pink pony firing off his party cannon, confetti getting stuck in my mane.
"Thanks!" I said picking a few strands of the colorful paper out of my hair. The pony was wearing a bright pink t-shirt, and a pair of pink cargo pants. "Ooooh do I get a party!" I asked excited.
"Of course silly!" said the pony "Names Pinkie Pie, and I'm the head and only party planner in Ponyville at your service." he bowed his longish pink poofy mane not moving at all.
"YAYYYY!" I said jumping up, and down like a fan-girl should!
"It'll be at Sugar Cube corner six ' o'clock sharp!" said the party pony a serious look on his face.
"I'm so there!" I said causing the pony to smile. Soon after we parted ways I sighed "This world is so perfect." I continued to walk around the town for a bit trying to kill time when I heard my stomach growl "Da**it!" I swore.
"That's quite the potty mouth." said the voice of a mare behind me. I turned to see a unicorn in office clothes she was standing in the doorway of a house I should assume was hers.
"Ehehe yeah I'm just gonna..." the mare stopped me with magic bad idea on her part. Before I get to the exciting part let me describe this unicorn. Her fur was black, her mane was purple kinda like Midnight Star from the show only without the black in it. Back to the exciting part my vision yellowed, and I grabbed her throat. Of course one of my 4 alter egos just had to show up, and it was my sadistic side!
I Get To Be A Pony! Rule 63 Edition
Chapter 3: Old Friends New Enemies
My alter ego stared into the mares eyes, and I was sure she was gonna kill her, but instead right before she raised her fist to attack I heard a clunk and all went black.
I awoke in a hospital bed devoid of any pain in my head which was odd. "What happened?" I asked myself looking around the room, and finding a note beside my bed. I picked it up, and read it said this.
Georgia, I am sorry for everything. I am sorry for calling you poddy mouth, I'm sorry that I stopped you, and I plead for my life that you forgive me and my coltfriend that he whacked you over the head. So sorry!
Sincerest apologies, Techno Dash.
Although you know me as manpug1.
"Manpug1 you little.....hey a banana." I said grabbing the fruit from the table "Apology accepted....even if you didn't leave this." I said biting into it. As I was chewing the banana I noticed a needle connected to my arm I pulled it out and heard a beeeeepppp! "Oh it was one of those needles." I said hearing a commotion outside renewing my headache "Can you guys keep it down your making my head hurt!" I yelled just before a group of doctors came in the room. They were a bit baffled to see my standing. "Hello you guys in there?" I said waving my hands in front of them, and getting no response. "Apparently not." I sat down on a chair, and waited the group didn't move for several hours, and then I got worried.
"Okay you guys are starting to freak me out." I said a bit of fear in my voice. I then noticed a small cloud of darkness in the corner of the room "GO AWAY DARK CLOUD NOONE LIKES YOU!" I yelled at it I would've laughed, but the cloud beat me to it. "Okay that is beyond creepy." I said picking up, a chair as the cloud crept further "PROTECT ME MS.CHAIR!" I then threw it at the cloud it passed right through, and broke into scrap as it collided with the opposite wall "Well....that was anti-climactic."
Another laugh could be heard from the cloud then a mares voice spoke from within "Oh how fun I'll enjoy killing you runaway girl." how the f**k did she know I was a runaway!
"Listen lady before you kill me explain. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" I said instantly receiving a air of confusion from the cloud.
"How is that relevant in any way? Does a wood chuck even chuck wood?" said the cloud. In it's confusion I picked up a discarded chair leg, and opened a lantern it's flame still burning. The shadow mare kept talking to herself trying to understand my question 'The woodchuck always gets them' I thought as I used the lantern to turn the chair leg into a torch.
"Hey let me answer the question." I said throwing my torch at the cloud. It dissipated almost instantly revealing a mare that looked very close to Queen Shadow *Sombra's R63* but on her sides were a pair of grey wings while she also had the weird curved red horn
"You little! DIE WERE YOU STAND!" said the mare spreading her wings. Wow day one already made an enemy, and she resembled an alicorn.....I'd say I'm off to a good start! I jumped to the side, and dodged her attack, but I ended up hitting a window it shattered, and I was sent falling to the street below. Thankfully I was only on the second story, so I only got bruised up, and got a few cuts.
"Owie" I said sitting up shaking my head, and then popping my back "Okay let's book it!" I said aware of me being unarmed, and she had a horn. I ran to a nearby alley way, and picked some glass out of my arm wincing as I did so.
"Okay I need a weapon of sorts, and....OH MAH GAWD!" I yelled looking at my arm that moments ago was bleeding, and full of glass now putting itself together "I'm not Deadpool so what the f**k is going on!" I said staring as my skin completely healed itself "Yep I must be tripping." I said looking over to a store labeled 'Steel Hammer Blacksmith'.
"Well ain't that convenient!" I said running over to the store, and slamming the door behind me. Inside there were two ponies a pegasus mare I think I recognize, and a burly looking Earth pony. The mare was wearing a cargo jacket looking thing, and a pair of red leggings her brown hair....I know I've seen it somewhere before. "Vendetta fu***ng Strings!" I said, and the mare turned around.
"I'm sorry have we met?" said Vendetta looking at me suspiciously.
"FUS RO fu***ng DAH!" I said grinning. Her eyes widened.
"Georgia...no way." she gave me a high five. "How'd you get here?"
"Got hit by a bus." I said rather bluntly.
She cringed "Ow that must've hurt." she said.
"It did...a lot." I replied smiling a bit sheepishly "Guess I know why adults say look both ways before you cross the street."
"I still can't believe your alive when me, and Dopey were on the run we stopped in a diner, and it was all over the news! A prison bus apparently hit some girl, then crashed who knew you were that girl." she said shaking her head.
"Well that's enough talking I'm being chased or at least I think I still am by a pony that can turn into shadow, and I need a weapon!"