Anon came to Equestria a year ago and since then he has been harassed by ponies trying to get in his pants.

Day in and day out he has been pushing them away, trying to get them to leave him alone, but they can't take a hint and he's had enough...

He just wishes that everything would just stop. That he'd have peace.

Unfortunately for him, it does.

Now he only wants things back to normal.

P.S. I use the romance tag very loosely.