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Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There?

by Flint Sparks
Chris Hansen is set to take down the greatest sexual predator of all, Princess Celestia. Which wouldn't be difficult if it weren't for a little thing called love...

Chris Hansen has taken down the worst sex offenders in human history, but that hasn't prepared him for what lies next.

An alien world... home of the most dangerous, most prolific, and sexiest predator alive.

Princess Celestia.

Is this just another day in the job, or has Chris Hansen finally met his match and one true love?

Teen
Complete
Tragedy
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Alternate Universe
Romance
Comedy
 
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2667 words: Estimated 13 minutes to read

1 Chapter:

  1. Please, have a seat. 2014-04-19 01:22:16 UTC
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