Magic Mishaps

by DX-1118 C
My editor and I are typing on Skype, and suddenly we are kidnapped by a swirling mass of pink light! HELP!

While typing on Skype, Black-light and Trondason both experience a violent, gravy feeling, swirling pink light. Black-light pokes it, and Trondason crashes into it by accident. Instead of dying, both wake up on… THE USS ENTERPRISE!

Nah, it's the most dangerous forest in Equestria.

And thus began their journey into a land
where getting laid percentages increased
by approximately 327.42%



I own (mostly) whatever spells, and explanations for spells that come up.
PLEASE VOICE ALL DISLIKES IN THE COMMENTS. I READ THEM.

Teen
Incomplete
Alternate Universe
Comedy
Random
Adventure
 

31337 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read
Download:textHTMLePUB

15 Chapters:

  1. How Black-light and I Fell Through a Portal, and Ended Up in Hell 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1360
  2. How I Found Black-light, But He Tried To Kill Me 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1199
  3. The Cliff Filled With Money... Wait, What? 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    793
  4. How I woke Up To Change Shifts 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1766
  5. How Black-light And I Almost Died 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2538
  6. How I woke Up, But Black-light Didn't 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2972
  7. TO THE LIBRARY! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1694
  8. Dreams of Oblivion (Black-light) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1236
  9. Magic Books and Apple Trees (Trondason) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1549
  10. Ze Princess of ze Dreams an ze Neight (Black-light) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1633
  11. Applejack, Bloom, and sorta Mac. (Trondason) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1218
  12. Trolololol (Black-light) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    554
  13. Jobs and Nightmares (new format) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1973
  14. The Day Ends 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4762
  15. The Party and the Spell 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6090