Magic Mishaps

“And she said ‘Thats not a manticore, that’s my mother’.” Luna laughed.

“Ha!”

Black-light and Luna had just been sitting in the now empty mindscape for a few minutes, just thinking. Luna’s thoughts were unknown to Black-light, but his were being displayed around the background. They were just a bunch of fanart pictured he saw of her online.

The exact moment she opened her eyes, she chuckled at the fanart, not knowing what it was. “Doth thou hath a crush on us?” Black-light opened one eye, peered at her for a moment, closed it, and responded with a “No.”

“Art thou sure? We look around, and only see interpretations of us within thine mindscape.” She looked around, blushing slightly. “We hath seen many artists trying to capture our image, but none such as these.” she said, gesturing to the many images of her adjourning the walls. “Thou art a truly impressive visionary, no?”

“Some of these are mine, but others I saw at a separate place. A place beyond comprehension, Princess. A collection of public knowledge so vast, that all of it cannot be counted by one single ma-er-pony. Ponies literally make new numbers to count this knowledge.” Luna looked perplexed, and her mind was traveling along the lines of ‘what?’

“Where would this knowledge be?” she moved closer and asked.

“In a heavily fortified hammer-space that few ponies have access to, and most of them are dead.” Black-light said said. This confused Luna even more.

“Hammer… Space?” she asked. The background changed once more, into a pinkish red color. Neither occupant of the mindscape knew what this was.

“A pocket dimension, for lack of a better explanation. You wouldn’t happen to have one, would you?” Luna shook her head. Black-light found this truly interesting. “A spatial displacement spell, perhaps?”

“Yes, but such spells are nearly impossible to find. Nopony has ever found the correct spell, and all the adaptations… Spontaneously combust.” she said. Deciding it would best not to talk about the bag he has, Black-light changed topics.

“Well, thats all I had to say. But how exactly are you going to wake me up?” he asked.

“The way to usually wake a pony up, would be to remove their plaguing nightmares. Thats not the case with thee, as thou mind is empty. Unless thou art afraid of being alone?” she wondered. Black-light knew he wasn't afraid of anything but spiders, and there were none here.

“No, nothing scary here.”

“Then I don't know what’s wrong.” she put her hoof on her chin. “Perhaps thou requires natural healing?”

“Can you help me with that?”

“We could, but it would still take time. Even then, we don't know if thou art even hurt.”

“I’m definitely hurt. Could you heal me instantly?” Black-light asked. Surely Luna had some magical healing spell that could be used at this moment. She is an alicorn, and they were supposed to be gods and such. Maybe she has something of use in her skill set. Anything to keep him from just being in this boring, empty space.

“Likely.”

“How?”

“Magic.” Luna smiled.

“Okay.” Luna’s horn lit up, blinded Black-light, and then she was just gone. He wasn’t sure what to expect from this, but it appeared he just got trolled by an immortal spacicorn.

“Goddammit, Luna…”