in the air, on the sea, on the battlefield 3.

by BaileyWolfBushey

1. we are not in equestria anymore

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"so, are you sure this here spell wont guzzle everything' up twi?" Applejack asked with a hint of worry in her voice. "i'm certain. we will be fine." said an overconfident twilight. "NEVER, and i mean NEEEEEVER, say stuff like that! bad things are bound to happen!" warned a well-aware rainbow dash. "relax worry-florry! twilight's done this same exact thing dozens of times!" said an overly cheerful pinkie pie. as they all sat themselves in a small group, twilight's horn began to glow. about 2 minutes later, they soon discovered themselves in a forest, well, a tiny one if i may add. but, something was.......OFF about it. in the center were several large greenish boxes outlined with yellow stripes. and the boxes were surrounding a flagpole with a rather unusual banner fluttering about in the breeze. the flag was striped red and white, with a blue square in the upper-left corner studded with 50 stars. "well, we may not have teleported to where we wanted to go, but at least wherever we are is civilized." twilight said. all of a sudden, they heard a loud, low rumble 100 feet away from where they were. quickly, they snuck into a bush and held their breath. 5 seconds.....10, they were about to turn blue when a massive hulking metal creature appeared up a small road. as it rolled past the bush, they could get a better look at it. it seemed to roll on rubber "feet" if that's what they could call it, and it had a big square box on top of its body, with a long tube sticking out. then they heard shouts further away. listening, they could just make out the fake cries of "get that tank up there! these Russian bastards aint gonna fuck with us when we have a second tank!" and "but sir, the noobs driving the second one!" "such foul language those ruffians have!" exclaimed a disgusted rarity. "i agree, but whats a darn-tootin' tank?" applejack asked, puzzled. "someponies pet turtle, if i can guess." rainbow suggested. fluttershy had hid in the back of the group when the tank rolled by. "i-i hope they are friendly."  then they saw at least ten bipedal creatures dressed in strange clothing run after the metal creature. the one up front yelled out orders to the ones following him. "lets go go go!" we cant let the noob drive into 10 support classes right now! hustle men, hustle!"  soon, the creatures were gone, except for one. he had stopped after catching something peculiar in the corner of his eye. he creeped toward the bush, and upon seeing the 6 ponies, all except for applejack  and rainbow dash, looking afraid, uttered 3 words: "WHAT. THE. FUCK." 1 second later, a loud crack was heard, before something flew into the things head, blood and brains spilled out as the creature let out a yell, then fell to the ground, dead. at that moment, everyone, including rainbow dash, screamed. fluttershy was crying and muttering over and over, " i wanna go home! i wanna go home! i wanna go home!"  twilight then asked rainbow to fly up into the sky and scan the surroundings from above, which she did at breakneck speeds.

she noticed more of those giant metal things traveling in packs down roads, and saw that when the black ones encountered the yellow ones, they shot out beams of light at one another until either of them exploded. she then saw a very tall metal tower, with a strange flying metal contraption carrying more of those things. so, wanting answers, she flew towards it.

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