in the air, on the sea, on the battlefield 3.

(5 minutes earlier) the enginner and medic were having a heck of a time in the transport chopper. unfortunately for them, their pilot none other had to be Simon, the noob's only friend on bf 3. "hey, hey, noob number two, do you think you can let either me or recon fly, please?" the engineer asked, growing more worried as the chopper dipped and spun. "nah, you guys stay on the guns, i'll be the pilot!" Simon said rather calmly.  "ugh, why did we have to get stuck with the two noobs on our team?" engineer said. "relax. we'll jump out on the hilltop when he err, quote on quote, flies over there." the medic replied. by then, they had reached the radio tower. it's intimidatingly tall steel structure overlooking the battlefield. (2 minutes later) Rainbow dash had noticed that the flying things was spinning and dipping about, like it was hurt or something. when she was about 5 feet away from it, she suddenly stopped. the thing immediatly stopped then just hovered  there for a second. the creatures inside and rainbow looked at each other, eyes wide, with confusion,  fear, and questions in their heads. "yup, its official. someone hacked the game!" the creature with facial hair and a small headset said. all of a sudden, rainbow saw another flying machine, except this one was bristling with tube things mounted on both of its wings, as well  as a single tube underneath its chin, and this one only held two of the creatures. it shot more beams of light at the other flying machine, which went down in a fiery inferno. as the creatures inside screamed as they burned to death, she could not help but feel shock, and a bit of sympathy for the creatures.  back on the ground, the rest of the mane 6 were worried. they decided to go out and look for her, despite the risk. they then heard more of the creatures, 6 of them, in a group talking to each other. "if you would have listened to me, we would not have had c4 on our metal asses noob!" the one they called "noob" barked back, not sure what to say. "well, uh, this guy! this guy's to good with his knife!" he motioned toward a very muscular creature who looked like he was used to whatever was going on. they noticed he had a large golden eagle on his helmet, and the number 100 just below it. "soldier, deal with it!" he gruffed out in a voice that would put buck norris to shame. "we can thank DICE for the paper bullets they put in the sniper rifles! i keep getting kill assist!" the other wearing a black mask with a hoodie said. "noob, your dipshit friend back there got us killed after stopping the helicopter for too long!" the one with a headset said. "guys." the one with dark brown skin said. "all you ever use is your dumb knife!" the noob jabbered on. "guys." "its like the bullets just bounce off or something!" sniper complained. "GUYS!!!!" the medic finally screamed. i think the game has been hacked. he immediately pointed to the 5 ponies, 6 after he saw a blue pegasus fly down and land next to them, and motioned to his buddies. "AH FUCK! FUCK NO! IM NOT

PLAYING WITH HACKERS!" the raging engineer said, but went over to check them out anyway. when they all met the ponies, face to face, the medic did one thing he regretted 5 seconds later. he took aim with his m16a3 at rainbow dash, and fired.