in the air, on the sea, on the battlefield 3.

by BaileyWolfBushey

the russians

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After rainbow was patched up by the medic's medkit, which no one was able to explain how it worked, the 12 friends set out on their way to the u.s marine corps base. as they were approaching the center of the map, the medic asked if it would be alright for the ponies if they could wait while he and his friends captured the hilltop.  the mane 6 looked up to see that the red, white, and blue striped flag was being lowered and replaced by the same flag they saw in the forest. all of a sudden, fluttershy bumped into another human, only, this one seemed way different. he was wearing a jet-black ski mask, and a black uniform. and carrying a very large tubular thing. they then saw more of them, wearing different clothing, and the giant metal box thing following close behind them.

"hey, comrades! look what i find! it appears to be a new kind of glitch or something!" the man yelled in an accented voice. two more stepped beside him, one wearing a black helmet with a matching visor, the other wearing a gas mask and with a long tube attached to his back. "HA! theyre just a bunch of those leetle ponies from that girly show!" the one with the visor remarked. "HEY! that be my favorite show!" the one with a gas mask barked. "bullshit. lets just kill em and get moving." the one with the ski mask said. "hey! no one is going to hurt us!" rainbow dash said defiantly, standing out in front. but she immediately shrank back when she saw the big metal box point its tube at her. they then saw that more soldiers had arrived, along with the flying machine rainbow saw earlier. then, all of a sudden, they all heard a war cry, then the level 100 colonel leaped out from the bushes then set about fighting the Russians with his knife, assassins creed style!  after knocking down 5 of them, the other 5 bf friends came out on the attack, screeching and hooting war cries. as they all set about shooting the Russian soldiers, the flying contraption had its guns on the col. the colonel immediately ran towards the tank, grabbed hold of its front, and did the impossible by lifting its front straight off the ground, using it as a shield from the choppers rockets and machine guns. he then jumped on top of the ruined tank and propelled himself towards the chopper. he opened up the gunners cockpit door, punched him, then threw him out, where he was then subjected to cold steel along his throat. the pilot tried fighting back by pulling out his 44 magnum pistol, but the colonel shoved his arm down, causing the pilot to accidentally shoot out the controls. he was then stabbed in the chest, then he felt his tags being ripped off. luckily, the colonel had the extinguisher specialization. so he was able to fix the disabled helicopter and hover it over his  now victorious  team mates. as the soldiers cheered over the dead bodies of their enemies, they could not help but feel more powerful after seeing six jaw-dropped wide-eyed ponies 10 feet away.  the engineer then said 4 words. "those.......were the Russians."  "THOSE WERE THE RUSSIANS, NOW THEIR THE DEAD RUSSIANS! HELL YEAH!" the raging engineer screamed.     rainbow then said 3 words: "that was AWESOME!!!!"

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