in the air, on the sea, on the battlefield 3.

after recovering from their initial shock, Applejack was quite curious. "you do that every day partner?" she asked the engineer. "well, the colonel does, we just follow in his footsteps to you know, clean up the mess he made."   the engineer said. then a dirty, smelly guy with a bushy mustache and eyebrows, a green hat, and a rather bloated body, approached the 12 men and ponies. "hey! good news! no more 1,000 ticket games for us! i'm lowering the ticket count to 250!"   at this, all the soldiers and ponies cheered happily. the administrator just chose to ignore the ponies and just move on. thinking them nothing more than simple glitches. "but, how did it drop so fast?" twilight asked. "well, because that guy was the administrator. he basically takes charge whenever the game is played. well, only on his server at least. he basically makes the rules."

the medic said. the sniper then became suspicious.

"hey, where did the noob go?" "yeah, and wheres pinkie pie?" rarity asked. they then all heard a massive explosion, followed by a large mushroom cloud in the distance. they then saw something flying through the air. "wait, is that one of our tanks?" the sniper asked. "yeah, i think so." medic replied. the engineer was worried sick.  "guys, i think- i think its coming right at us!!!!!" the medic caught on to what he was worried about and panicked too. "shit! shit! shit! shit!" as they all ran for cover, a lone enemy support player walked into the open. "where did everybody go? hello? HELLO!!!" he was then obscured by a large rectangular shadow. as he looked up, he was immediately crushed by the tank.

inside, excited yells could be heard as the noob and pinkie pie exited the tank. "oh man, you guys should have seen it! this pink pony can pull out bucket loads of c4 outta nowhere!" he chimed in excitedly to his frowning teammates. pinkie then grinned excitedly at the noob. "you wanna do it again!?" the noob grinned just as wide. "hell yeah man! lets go find some more c4! this time, we do it with two tanks! one on top of the other!  it will be like the flying pancake tanks!" pinkie immediately got very very hyper. "ohhhhhh! yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!! fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun!!!"  Applejack got a little bit antsy as pinkie and the noob ran off to blow crap up. "what was that all about?"

the sniper hesitated. "its just the noob being the noob."  "ok, but why is that a bad thing?" she asked. "BECAUSE! that nimrod over there cost us so many games we could have won!!!" the sniper was now yelling.    fluttershy did her best to calm him down. "you shouldn't be so mean to him like that. he just needs to be recognized for what he can be good at!"  sniper was not listening. "he never will get good at the game! we have tried teaching him but he just wont listen! no one likes the noob! no one!"