A.N.: This chapter will be Button first pony for my convenience. Enjoy.

"Mo~om! I got the mail!" I yelled. Since we lived on a house on top of a large hill, our mailbox was about half a mile from the house. Which also made for quite the work-out if I wanted to run.

"Just a minute, hun! I'm putting a bow in my mane." Ugh, women and their fashion. Makes me glad I'm a colt, though I wonder... You know, before this gets kinky, I'm going to cut myself off right there. To help clear my head... Hmm... Maybe I got some mail? Guess I could check...

Junk, crud, bill, 'nother bill, more bills, a carnation, a... Wait, carnation? As in, a love flower? This day cannot get any worse.

"Button, sweetie, how do I look?"

I looked up, and fainted right then and there.

Author's Note

Short chapter is short. Next chapter will go into detail. Also, just to clear up, the generic shipping that are LyraBon, OctaScratch, and DoctorDitzy will be in play. Several Whovian references will be made. Also, if you are going to take an idea of mine, please direct me to the story you will be writing when it is published.