Well, since I'm stuck here I might as well write about my adventures in this land everybody wanted to be in so badly. Just like you may have read in some of the other stories along this cliche genre, I'm in Equestria. But things are not as it seems, even though there aren't any hidden dangers or a seventh element for me to become, just the fact that Equestria can be summed up in two words.

It's sh:yay:t!

Honestly I don't see how anybody could think this place is any better than America. In the middle of the Vietnam war. Being led by General Barack Obama.

Inspired by a 4chan thread I'm not going to risk finding again for the sake of my virgin eyes.

Innuendos and foul language all around!