My Little Pony Randomness is Magic

“Unique why do you get so much action and I get none?” asked the person next to the pegasi he created.

“Hey it not my fault girls like me, I am a flying magical pony.” Unique replied.

“I guess it isn’t but Unique why do you taunt me so?” asked the person.

“What do you mean?” asked Unique.

“I mean you coming back here every night with mare after mare.” Replied the person.

“Hey if you want a lay that badly I can help you.” Unique replied.

“Really how?” the person asked curiously.

“I will bring a lay home for you tonight since you’re jealous,” Unique replied.

six hours later

“Hey I’m home and come meet the girl I brought for you.” Unique called.

“Finally, let me see her. OMG Unique why is there a mare in my room?” the person asked.

“Hey I got you a lay so deal with it.” Unique quipped.