My Little Pony Randomness is Magic

Unique walked into a bar one night to find a mare he had had a bad week, not a single date all week. As he walked in he saw a blue coated mare sitting at the bar.

Unique walked over and asked, “Hello there miss, you look beautiful want to have dinner?”

The pony turned around and replied, “Who you calling a girl?”

Unique replied in embarrassment, “Wait what? You’re a dude?”

The stallion replied, “Yeah, do I look like I have a soft coat and a long beautiful mane?”

Unique replied, “I’m not going to answer that.”

The stallion replied, “Why you little…”

Before he could finish Unique took off running.