My Little Pony Randomness is Magic

Pinkamena went over her checklist of what to have for Santa Hooves when he arrives. “Let’s see red phosphorus cookies, scyanide laced milk, and lastly Land mines at bottom of fireplace.” Pinkamena was tired from making her preparations for Santa Hooves and lay down on the couch and fell fast asleep.

A few hours later Santa Hooves started down the chimney and when he hit bottom, he set off the land mines. He flew forward and landed on the floor. “Man that was a hard landing”, he thought to himself.

He then went over to the milk and cookies. He drank the milk and ate the cookies, as he set down the presents he felt very sick. All of a sudden he passed out and then his abdomen exploded. Pinkamena woke up the next morning to see a dead alicorn on her floor. She was glad to see that he had died in her house and she had his bag of presents all to herself.