My Little Pony Randomness is Magic

One day in Ponyville Doctor Whooves had just sat down to eat an English muffin. As he had finished buttering it he heard the one thing he feared when it came to his English muffins, Derpy Hooves. The doctor had an idea of her thoughts on them, they are evil.

He tried to hide his muffin from her but to no avail. The second she saw it she shoved him aside saying, “Doctor, get down! I will take care of this.”

As the doctor watched in horror Derpy pulled out a bazooka and blasted it leaving a small crater where the muffin was. As Derpy left she said in a sing song voice, “No need to thank me Doctor.”

The doctor watched her leave then looked down at the small crater. In a whimpering tone he said, “My English muffin. Why does this keep happening to me?”