Out of place; inspired by the colab ponyfall

The Early morning sun risen on the horizon. I lay sleeping in my comfortable, well worn bed. The radio clock by my bed reads 6:56.

6:57

6:58

6:59

7:00

The numbers rolled and the music played over the radio.

...

"YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!"

"Holy shit!" I yelped jumping from my bed, still wearing the clothes I had worn yesterday. "Freakin' clock." I said irritatedly hitting the button on the top. I looked at the pinup calendar over my bed, a picture of a Countach lp400 on it. I followed the long row of crossed of days to see the date. "Saturday?! Dammit, fuckin' clock."

With a silent yawn and the usual neck crack and stretching, I readied for the day. I stepped out of my dark room and made my way down the hallway. I stepped through my living room, into my kitchen and through to my family room to the back sliding door and look at the small weather gauge for the temp, seventy-eight degrees. I walk back to my living room and turn on the computer. It loads up and I click on the Mozilla Firefox icon.

I typed into the Google browser; 'FIMfiction'. At the very top, the only previously clicked link stood out a purple; FIMFiction.net. I clicked on it once again and stepped up, walking back into the kitchen, opening the fridge. I grabbed the tall container of orange juice and drank from it. The acidic burn taunted my tongue as I swallowed. Yawning, I closed the container back up and put it in the fridge.

I walked back to the computer and browsed over the Latest top stories and something caught my eye; PonyFall: Majestic Royalty by DragonLS. I clicked on it and began reading.

"Gerald McCormack, I envy you," I said standing up and stretching. "Ponies out of nowhere would be fuckin' rad."

I stepped over to my front door and instead of the normal blue sky, it was a sea green color. "Shit," I thought. "tornado."

I threw on my DC's and stepped out to see two of my neighbors standing on the porch of the house next door to me. A thin Hispanic guy, wearing jeans and a muscle shirt, sitting on the steps smoking, and a white guy, wearing the same leaning against the house talking; Jeremy and Justin. I stepped over to them and heard the conversation.

"Man, Sylvia's ass was like," Justin said shaking his head."Just damn."

"I know man, she's one hot ass mamaceita."

"Wassup guys?" I greeted.

"Hey bro," Justin said as we bumped knuckles.

"Eh man," Jeremy said reaching out his hand.

We grabbed hands in an arm wrestle lock.

"You to seein' this?" I asked pointing my thumb behind me toward the sky.

"You too?" Jeremy asked looking over the roach he was smoking. "Damn man, this shits strong."

"Nah bro, I think the sky is doin' that weird thing again. Remember last year? The sky was like, all sorts a colors man. The news was talkin' about some ozone layer bullshit." Justin went on.

I turned around to see the sky had changed to a yellow.

"Oh yeah, that was crazy man. people were freakin' out n' shit."

"Well if the sky goes red again, I'm moving my ass out." I said. "No way I'm dealin' with that freaky ass crap."

"Don't be such a pussy." Justin retorted.

"Whatever." I sighed.

An old woman yelled from inside. "Jeremy, es hora de hacer sus tareas, dile a tus amigos puedes jugar más tarde!"

"Alright Mama!" Jeremy yelled back." I gotta go, guys. I'll see ya later man." He said flicking his roach into a nearby flower pot.

"Yeah, I gotta go too. Later." Justin said walking across the street.

I looked back toward the sky as the color receded and was now a calm blue. "Weird."

I walked back to my house, but stopped as a bright flash came from back behind it. I ran into the backyard hopping the fence. I looked around and saw something strange, by my shed I saw what looked a person lying on the ground. I stepped closer and saw it was. A young woman, laid there on her side, asleep, naked.

"What the fuck?" I said walking over to her.

I looked around to see if there was anything else: nothing. I knelt down beside her and looked over her, trying to ignore her state of decency(barely). Nothing was physically wrong with her, as far as I could tell. I put my fingers to her neck and felt a pulse. I leaned in and placed my head on her chest, she was breathing normally.

"How did you get here?" I asked not expecting any sort of reply.

She stirred and mumbled something.

"Calling the police'll probably only make more problems with all the shit around here." I said standing up. I quickly jogged to my back door and slid it open. I ran through my house into my room and grabbed an old fleece blanket. I hurried back out with it over my shoulder. I stopped back at the woman and wrapped her in the blanket. I slipped my arm under her and the other around. I lifted her up, she was much lighter than I thought she would be.

As I carried her I managed get a good look at her face. She had simple features and soft, light skin. Her warm breath felt almost calming to me as it blew up to my face. My jogging pace knocked some of her hair up and into my face. It felt almost air-like and soft. It was a dark blue-violet, with a bright pink and purple highlight. It was long, very long and it draped down over her shoulders. It reminded me of one of the ponies, that mane six character; Twilight.

I walked through my door and slipped a hand out to close it. I set her down on my couch and adjusted the blanket to cover her properly. I walked back into the kitchen and turned on a burner on the stove, placing a metal pot on it. "Well, I guess I have a house guest. Great."

I walked into the living room and grabbed the swivel stool I sit in from the computer and brought it over by the coach in the family room. I sat there with my forearms on my knees, watching her in silence. After a few minutes a loud whistle came from the kitchen. I hurried in and removed the pot from the burner, turning off the flame. The whistling pot died down and I grabbed two cups from a cabinet and poured the boiling hot water into them. I opened up my cupboards and rummaged through to find a box of loose herbal green tea. "This should suit her fancy."

I poured the loose ground leaves into the cups and carried them to the coffee table. I sat back down on the stool and folded my hands waiting. I looked back at our new guest as her eyes opened in a panic, "Celestia no!" She yelled leaning forward.

I placed my hand on her shoulder and eased her back down. "Whoa there, take it easy." I said alarmed by her reaction.

"Who are you? What are you?" She said frantically.

"I'm the guy who found your pretty little ass in my backyard." I replied plainly.

There was a look of confusion on her face as she looked around. I turned around and grabbed one of the cups and held it toward her. She only looked at it, more confused. "What? You don't like tea?" I asked.

She reached her arms out from under the blanket and reached for the cup but stopped, looking at her hands with a mixture of shock, awe and confusion on her face. "What is this? What's going on?" She asked quietly, moving her fingers around and examining her hands.

"I found you passed out in my back yard, so I brought you in here." I explained. "You were already naked when I found you."

She looked at me with a raised eyebrow.

"Just putting it out there." I said, hands raised up.

"Where am I?" She asked.

"Clinton township, Michigan." I replied. "More precisely, my house."

"What's," She said as I cut her off.

"Alright, I think it's about time for you answer some of my questions." I stated. "Firstly, Who the hell are you?"

"I...my name is Twilight, Twilight sparkle."

"Alright she must be high or something." I thought. "Probably why she was asleep in my backyard."

"What are you?" She asked.

"Who, my name's James." I answered slouching in my seat.

"How did I get here?" She asked looking back at her hands.

"I carried you."

"So you kidnapped me," She said confused and upset. "and turned me into this." She said gesturing to her body.

"Okay, first of all; I found you in my backyard, secondly; I'm pretty certain you were born like that." I said "And again, you were already naked when I found you." I stressed the last bit.

"Why do you keep bringing that up? I'm a pony, I don't always wear clothes."

"Alright, she's beyond baked right now." I thought pinching the bridge of my nose. "Okay, Let me ask you something. Have you been having a little bit of this?" I asked pretending to be holding something to my mouth. "Or a Little bit of this?" I asked rubbing my finger under my nose.

"What are you referring to?" She asked, still very confused.

"I'm referring to you being intoxicated being the reason why I found you asleep in my backyard." I said, feeling a little more irritated every moment.

She only looked more confused, she closed her eyes and looked deep in thought. I got up and walked over to my fridge and grabbed a bottle of chilled beer from it. I stepped over to the counter and placed the lip of the cap on the edge of the counter and pounded down on it with my fist, uncapping it with a loud "BANG"

Startled by this, she jumped back slightly and the blanket covering her fell off revealing her breasts. I turned away trying to ignore it, but gave in to urges and peeked over my shoulder to see her looking at me. "Would you uh... mind covering up?" I asked.

She looked down surprised by them. Her hands raise up and moved them around with small squeezes. A siren went off in my mind as I felt my pants tighten. "ALERT! ALERT! FLAG IS AT MASS! REPEAT FLAG IS AT MASS!" My mind screamed. I slouched forward trying to hide myself, taking a long drink from the beer. "Man, something new everyday." I muttered with a stupid grin.

I set the beer down on the counter. "Hold on a sec, don't go anywhere, I need to go get something." I said waddling out the door, closing it behind me.

I walked over to Jeremy's door and pounded on it. "Ease up man, damn!" He yelled from inside. He opened the door brandishing a bat. Seeing it was me, he set the bat down by the door. "What?"

"Hey man, can I uh...borrow...some of... your sister's clothes?" I asked, feeling ridiculous about it.

"The hell you need that shit for?" He asked giving me a 'the fuck?' look.

"I'll tell you later, just grab some of her clothes for me."

"Whatever man, It's not like she'll be comin' back anyway." He said walking away from the door.

After a minute of digging he came back to the door and handed me an old pair of women's jeans, a t-shirt and some sneakers. "Here man, do...whatever with them, I don't give a shit."

"Can I... get some of...her...underwear?" I asked with a small amount of embarrassment.

"The fuck?" He asked shaking his head, walking away into his house.

"Forget it," I thought. "This'll be fine."

I walked back to my house, opened the door and walked in. Closing the door, I walked toward the living room and placed the clothes on the couch to her. She looked them over, still revealed. A loud pounding on the door caught me off guard. I walked over to the door to see Jeremy standing there with a bra and panties under his arm.

"Alright I got the... Daaamn." He said looking past me.

I followed his gaze toward 'Twilight', who was sitting up on the couch, her breasts exposed.

"Damn man," He said to me with a grin. "uh, here" He said handing me the underwear.

I gave him a 'Don't say a damn thing look' and he shook his head with a stupid grin."Have fun." He said walking away, his head shaking side to side.

I walked over to her and threw the underwear to her. "No more questions until you're dressed. Got It?"

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