Out of place; inspired by the colab ponyfall

"Hey Twilight, I know this is a weird question but, just...What happened...last night?"

She closed her eyes in thought. A small smile came to her face and she patted the space next to her. I got up and sat down on the bed beside her.

"Well,"

"Little taste of home." I said as I raised the bottle to my lips and took a sip. "I'm glad Marcus taught me how to make this stuff." I said lowering it.

"Who?" She asked.

"No one." I said taking a longer drink.

"How is that?" She asked looking at the glass bottle.

"How is what?" I asked looking over to her.

"That. What your drinking."

"Here." I said handing her the bottle.

She looked at it and wrapped her hand around it. I released it and she looked it over. She pressed the top to her lips and took a sip. Her face showed conflicting feeling over it's taste.

"Drink some more," I said. "You warm up to it."

She took another small drink and had a lesser expression. She blinked a few times. "Is it normal to feel a bit light headed?" She asked worriedly.

"At first." I said with half smile. "You'll get used to it quick."

I took the bottle back and took another long swallow and handed it back. She took another small sip. The process went on for quite a bit.

"You know what looksh really n-ice? Your hair. It's sho cool and it smells like dry grassh." I said leaning back with a stupid smile.

"Really? I guess I got used to it." She said sitting next to me.

"And you know what else? You have really pretty eyes." I said to her.

She giggled and looked at me. "You know what. You have really nice eyes too."

"No I don't. My eyes make me look like an assholes." I said depressingly.

"No they do not. They make you look kind and honest and very handsome." She said sternly.

"Whatever," I said disinterested. "Where's that bottle?" I asked looking around. I spotted it and grinned cheekily. "Come here you little bugger." I said reaching for it. I grabbed it and took another long drink. I handed it over to Twilight and she took a bit longer of a drink.

"You know elshe I think looks really good?" I asked looking down to her.

"What?" She asked with a smile.

"Your ass." I stated.

"I really said that?" I asked lying next to her in the hospital bed.

She smiled and rolled her eyes.

"Really?" She asked standing up and twisting around to see her own rear.

"Eeyup." I said admiringly.

She turned back around and gave a small playful push.

"It'sh true." I stated. "You look pretty good all around actually."

"I do?" She asked sitting back down on the couch.

"Hell yeah."

"I never really thought about being attractive or about having things like relationships for that matter."

"Damn, you would get someone nishe."

"Really? I don't know. I don't think I would really try to get a coltfriend."

"Well your on Earth not Equeshtria." I pointed out. "And here it would be pretty easy."

"I've never even kissed a colt."

"That's shomething you could do eashily too." I said placing the bottle on the coffee table. "Here I'll teash you."

"Okay," She said timidly. "What do I need to do?"

"Lean in a bit."

She leaned in and I leaned in. "Now what?"

"Relacsh, take a deep breath and clear you mind."

She closed her eyes and took in a breath and let it out her mouth. I felt some of her warm breath.

"Now focush on your partner."

She looked me in the eye and I felt her gaze connect with mine. I leaned in and our lips met for second. Her eyes closed slightly.

I pulled away. "Now how do you feel?" I asked.

She seemed to think about it and smiled. "Good, almost warm." Her cheeks held a faint red hue

"Alright, lesh try it again." I said leaning back in.

Our lips met again and stayed for a few seconds longer.

I pulled away again. "Now?"

"Really good." Her face grew brighter.

"Were making great progresh." I said with grin.

"What else is there?"

"Try ushing your tongue." I said leaning back in.

We connected once more and held it for a few seconds. We each opened our mouths a bit. Our tongues eased out and touched. She gave slight startle of surprise then mellowed out and embraced it. My tongue slid back in and I pulled back. I could taste her now. She tasted great. Like Earl grey tea and vanilla. "Weird."

"How about now?" I asked.

Her face was even brighter. "It felt wet and warm." She said. I could see her tongue move around in her mouth. "I tasted sour grain and salt."

I thought about that and nodded. "Let's try to last a little longer." I said leaning back in.

We kissed longer and longer. I explored her mouth and she mine. We took quick breaths and kept it up. The warmth grew more and more and lasted. She gave slight moans of pleasure and each kiss deepened. It wasn't long before we had leaned against each other and held firm. Our hands gripped each others sides and ran along each others backs. I felt my own bliss and didn't want to stop. My hands crept lower down her back and rested on her soft, firm rump, right where I knew her mark was. I gripped tightly and she gave a muffled gasp. I held onto her and leaned back onto the couch.

I moved my hands back up and under her shirt. My hands felt even warmer on her bare back and shoulders. The kiss broke and her shirt was slipped off. I slipped off my own and the lock was re-sealed. The warmth strengthened and I felt her bosom rub against my chest. She gripped onto my shoulders and her arms wrapped around my neck. My hands ran up an down her back.

I shifted my weight forward and pushed off the couch. My hand ran down her back across her rear and under her legs. I lifted them up around my waste and she held on tightly. I leaned back a bit and walked though the kitchen stopping to lean against the doorway. The sucking continued down the hallway and into my bedroom. I stepped over to my bed still carrying her and eased down. We laid there still holding onto each other and feeling the warmth that swept us. I flipped her around and continued kissing her from behind. I began running hands up and down her front as her hand held onto my arm. Her other hand held onto my face. My hands settled on her small breasts and gripped. She broke the kiss and gave out a longer moan. I could feel her hardened nipples through the bra.

My hands then drifted down onto her waist and I held onto my own wrists locking onto her. I let go and my hand slipped down and eased down her jeans. I quickly pushed up and slid off my own. She flipped around and embraced once more. My tongue danced with hers between our mouths and separated. I moved my mouth down her neck and sucked onto it. I heard a gasp and a long sigh. I let go and lied my head down onto my pillow. She lied her own head on my chest. We fell asleep, warmed by our own heat.

"Wow, wish I could remember it." I said lying next to her.

"You don't remember any of it?" She asked looking up to me.

"None. It's all blur."

"Well, I'm more comfortable now." She said.

"Oh."

We leaned in and met with a deep kiss. Our hands still together.